The Tragedy of GlizzyEatingBandit

Have you ever heard the story of GlizzyEatingBandit? I thought not, its not a story the normal folk would tell you. Its a reddit legend. GlizzyEatingBandit was a dark lord of the Glizzy's, so powerful he could consume many Glizzy's at one time, he had such knowledge of the Glizzy, he could keep one fresh for weeks. The dark side of the Glizzy is a pathway to many recipes many consider to be... unnatural. He became so powerful the only thing he was afraid of losing was his ability to make Glizzy's. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice gave him a poisoned Glizzy killing him. Ironic, he could make the perfect Glizzy but couldn't tell the difference of one different ingredient.