Submissions by SimpleTon
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
Ebooks on for sale on Amazon under my real name John Garrett Seamons 1- Werewolf Cowboys of Wolfdon the legend of the Wolf Queen. 2- Robot Petshop in Space: Humans for Sale. 3- Letters from a Psychopah 4- Fat the ripper a fat serial killer
DRUGS POEM
Published
29th Apr 2018 9:30pm
29th Apr 2018 9:30pm
The gospel of an addict
The gospel of an addict
I don't know much religious scripture but I know where to get an illegal prescription,
I don't know the most important bible verses but I know where the best dope is,
I cannot remember the psalms I was taught in Sunday school but I will take any drug if you put it in my palm,
I don't know the the names of disciples but I know numbers for dealers and a prostitute
Everything I do, I do it for dope,
Blowing my life away in mouthfuls of smoke,
Stubbing out my last joint in an overflowing ashtray,
I crawl out of bed after wasting...
I don't know much religious scripture but I know where to get an illegal prescription,
I don't know the most important bible verses but I know where the best dope is,
I cannot remember the psalms I was taught in Sunday school but I will take any drug if you put it in my palm,
I don't know the the names of disciples but I know numbers for dealers and a prostitute
Everything I do, I do it for dope,
Blowing my life away in mouthfuls of smoke,
Stubbing out my last joint in an overflowing ashtray,
I crawl out of bed after wasting...
#drugs
#addiction
731 reads
0 Comments
DARK POEM
Published
9th Feb 2018 5:56pm
9th Feb 2018 5:56pm
Mr Best
Mr Best was a bachelor and elected local councillor,
He was a successful entrepreneur and landscape gardener,
He was well respected in the community,
He ran marathons to raise funds for a local homeless charity,
He had lots of friends, lived in a pleasant house and always paid his rent,
The home had an immaculate lawn and white picket fence.
Years passed by without any problems or unexpected events, no one expected what happened next,
The police were called by Mr Wilson, the concerned landlord who lived next door,
He reported a domestic...
He was a successful entrepreneur and landscape gardener,
He was well respected in the community,
He ran marathons to raise funds for a local homeless charity,
He had lots of friends, lived in a pleasant house and always paid his rent,
The home had an immaculate lawn and white picket fence.
Years passed by without any problems or unexpected events, no one expected what happened next,
The police were called by Mr Wilson, the concerned landlord who lived next door,
He reported a domestic...
630 reads
6 Comments
DRUGS POEM
Published
17th Jan 2018 8:34pm
17th Jan 2018 8:34pm
Amphetamine team
I was too short for the basketball team,
I was too fat for the football team,
I was too slow for the track team,
I was too soft for the wrestling team,
I have finally found a team that suits me and its the Amphetamine team.
It is the only sport that I have not quit,
I am physically and mentally unfit but that has not stopped me,
I can be the star player without any athletic ability,
I can't jump but no one can get higher than me,
No one can pop pills faster than me,
No one can take as many pills as me.
I am always the first...
I was too fat for the football team,
I was too slow for the track team,
I was too soft for the wrestling team,
I have finally found a team that suits me and its the Amphetamine team.
It is the only sport that I have not quit,
I am physically and mentally unfit but that has not stopped me,
I can be the star player without any athletic ability,
I can't jump but no one can get higher than me,
No one can pop pills faster than me,
No one can take as many pills as me.
I am always the first...
#happiness
830 reads
4 Comments
DARK POEM
Published
29th Nov 2017 10:06pm
29th Nov 2017 10:06pm
Death Row King
The media has labelled you the king of death row,
You sit in solitary confinement as usual all alone,
You contemplate sitting on the electric chair throne.
You read a serial killer article in the local paper,
There is yet another murderer at trial, a notorious child killer and a possible usurper to the throne.
Your reign has lasted twenty years,
You have outwitted the justice system,
You have outlived many of your peers,
You have lost countless appeals,
You have never shed a single tear.
You were crowned a serial killer...
You sit in solitary confinement as usual all alone,
You contemplate sitting on the electric chair throne.
You read a serial killer article in the local paper,
There is yet another murderer at trial, a notorious child killer and a possible usurper to the throne.
Your reign has lasted twenty years,
You have outwitted the justice system,
You have outlived many of your peers,
You have lost countless appeals,
You have never shed a single tear.
You were crowned a serial killer...
#anger
#hate
#heartbroken
#murder
#violence
686 reads
2 Comments
DARK POEM
Published
27th Nov 2017 4:28pm
27th Nov 2017 4:28pm
Cannibal variety
We have always been cutting edge in the confectionary industry,
We are now producing a new line of vending machines including a Cannibal variety.
All products are priced at one pound fifty.
All are parts of humans fit for human consumption.
All our products are taste tested and include a selection of snacks and drinks.
Here is a sample of the approved menu:
Toffee Adams apple
Caramel covered ear
Eyes dipped in coconut
Fingers dipped in chocolate
Toes dipped in yoghurt
Nose stuffed with peanuts
Lips inside jam donuts.
They...
We are now producing a new line of vending machines including a Cannibal variety.
All products are priced at one pound fifty.
All are parts of humans fit for human consumption.
All our products are taste tested and include a selection of snacks and drinks.
Here is a sample of the approved menu:
Toffee Adams apple
Caramel covered ear
Eyes dipped in coconut
Fingers dipped in chocolate
Toes dipped in yoghurt
Nose stuffed with peanuts
Lips inside jam donuts.
They...
#dark
#greed
590 reads
4 Comments
DARK POEM
Published
12th Nov 2017 6:36pm
12th Nov 2017 6:36pm
whorehouse ice box
WWW.WHORESONICE.com
Welcome to the website of necrophilac paradise,
The first and only hotel of its kind to specialize in this form of vice.
A hotel inspector described us as " the whorehouse ice box who serve whores as well as whisky on the rocks!."
Perversion used to be limited to judges, top police officers, business men and politicians.
When it comes to cadavers we have the widest selection.
We keep corpses fresh through a special process of refrigeration.
They look as if they just dropped dead, perfect for authentic deviant sex.
The...
Welcome to the website of necrophilac paradise,
The first and only hotel of its kind to specialize in this form of vice.
A hotel inspector described us as " the whorehouse ice box who serve whores as well as whisky on the rocks!."
Perversion used to be limited to judges, top police officers, business men and politicians.
When it comes to cadavers we have the widest selection.
We keep corpses fresh through a special process of refrigeration.
They look as if they just dropped dead, perfect for authentic deviant sex.
The...
#LifeAsAWriter
585 reads
2 Comments
DARK POEM
Published
8th Nov 2017 6:12pm
8th Nov 2017 6:12pm
Dee Man - The world ain't laughing anymore!.
The usual woman had disappeared.
Candy had to cover her shift and really didn't want to be there,
She was a carer who hated her career,
She struggled to find the flat using an old crumpled map,
When she did find it she was grateful to see the door had been left on the latch.
Her last patient was supposed to be Mrs Dee Man a middle aged Caribbean, downs syndrome woman.
Instead she found an ancient old man.
He was wearing youthful clothes, a designer tracksuit, trainers and a strange denim cap.
She was annoyed that the office had messed up the...
Candy had to cover her shift and really didn't want to be there,
She was a carer who hated her career,
She struggled to find the flat using an old crumpled map,
When she did find it she was grateful to see the door had been left on the latch.
Her last patient was supposed to be Mrs Dee Man a middle aged Caribbean, downs syndrome woman.
Instead she found an ancient old man.
He was wearing youthful clothes, a designer tracksuit, trainers and a strange denim cap.
She was annoyed that the office had messed up the...
#conflict
669 reads
6 Comments
DARK POEM
Published
31st Oct 2017 11:20am
31st Oct 2017 11:20am
Email Hell of a real estate deal
Re: Hell of a real estate deal
Dear potential investor
Did you know that hell is expanding at a rapid rate?
There has been an explosion of evilness on earth leading to the conditions in hell to get even worse.
Satan has decided to modernise and commercialize - we now sell a range of products online - please visit SatanicShit.net which is our latest website.
You can buy better treatment in life, now you can buy better treatment in the afterlife!
We guarantee you, yes you will not be forgiven for your sins, do not go to church and do not read...
Dear potential investor
Did you know that hell is expanding at a rapid rate?
There has been an explosion of evilness on earth leading to the conditions in hell to get even worse.
Satan has decided to modernise and commercialize - we now sell a range of products online - please visit SatanicShit.net which is our latest website.
You can buy better treatment in life, now you can buy better treatment in the afterlife!
We guarantee you, yes you will not be forgiven for your sins, do not go to church and do not read...
#LifeAsAWriter
691 reads
4 Comments
DARK POEM
Published
31st Oct 2017 11:18am
31st Oct 2017 11:18am
Witch Hunters Talent Agency
Witch hunters talent agency need You!
Do you know a lonely widow, village idiot or eccentric weirdo?
If so report them to us as a witch and you could be a hero!
We do up to ten trials a day with a hundred percent conviction rate.
Get a front row seat and a special place when we:
Tie the witch to burn at the stake
Thow the witch to drown in a lake
Use an axe to decapitate
You could even get the once in a life time chance to slap the witch in the face!
Impress the girls and all your mates
Get an engraved broomstick to commemorate the...
Do you know a lonely widow, village idiot or eccentric weirdo?
If so report them to us as a witch and you could be a hero!
We do up to ten trials a day with a hundred percent conviction rate.
Get a front row seat and a special place when we:
Tie the witch to burn at the stake
Thow the witch to drown in a lake
Use an axe to decapitate
You could even get the once in a life time chance to slap the witch in the face!
Impress the girls and all your mates
Get an engraved broomstick to commemorate the...
#PopCulture
607 reads
2 Comments
DARK POEM
Published
30th Oct 2017 11:21am
30th Oct 2017 11:21am
Exorcism television
If you are willing to sell your dignity and soul, if you love reality television stars and want to become one. Exorcism television is looking for participants!
Audition for our unique show its Big Brother meets American Horror.
It's the latest reality television endorsed by the Vatican.
We are holding casting sessions
We require five hot girls and five hot guys under the age of twenty five,
We want to see snot, puke and blood. We want feaces, spit and urine covering everyone. Have sex, fight, float, fly, set fires, move objects with minds, tell lies, trick...
Audition for our unique show its Big Brother meets American Horror.
It's the latest reality television endorsed by the Vatican.
We are holding casting sessions
We require five hot girls and five hot guys under the age of twenty five,
We want to see snot, puke and blood. We want feaces, spit and urine covering everyone. Have sex, fight, float, fly, set fires, move objects with minds, tell lies, trick...
#lust
#sex
#erotic
#porn
#dirty
577 reads
2 Comments
DARK POEM
Published
29th Oct 2017 10:20am
29th Oct 2017 10:20am
Triple plan including complimentary hitman
Is your partner a horrible bastard ?
If so we have the answer.
Buy an exclusive triple hit plan - purchase your partner an insurance plan, a prepaid funeral plan and we will provide a complimentary hitman.
It is simple we insure your spouse for a million dollars,
You buy them a funeral plan from one of our trusted partners,
Six months later we will hire an experienced killer from the mafia.
We will make it look like an accident like:
A car crash while driving, a fall while hiking, boat sinking while fishing, poisoned while eating or an...
If so we have the answer.
Buy an exclusive triple hit plan - purchase your partner an insurance plan, a prepaid funeral plan and we will provide a complimentary hitman.
It is simple we insure your spouse for a million dollars,
You buy them a funeral plan from one of our trusted partners,
Six months later we will hire an experienced killer from the mafia.
We will make it look like an accident like:
A car crash while driving, a fall while hiking, boat sinking while fishing, poisoned while eating or an...
#dark
524 reads
0 Comments
FICTIONAL PROSE
Published
18th Oct 2017 8:50am
18th Oct 2017 8:50am
Ghost Temp Agency part one
The Ghost Temp Agency is a strange concept to understand for "normal" living people, to be honest it does not make sense but exists regardless of the senslessness. An elderly concierge with a walking stick on his lap sits on the front desk of an exclusive office development near Victoria station. The building is large, it has a modern minimalist design and is constructed of mainly metal and glass. The gentleman has wrinkles across his clean shaven face, thinning grey hair combed neatly and faded regimental army tattoos on his shaking hands. He looks nervous and rocks back and forth while...
#LifeAsAWriter
718 reads
2 Comments
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