Submissions by SimpleTon
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
Ebooks on for sale on Amazon under my real name John Garrett Seamons 1- Werewolf Cowboys of Wolfdon the legend of the Wolf Queen. 2- Robot Petshop in Space: Humans for Sale. 3- Letters from a Psychopah 4- Fat the ripper a fat serial killer
Teddy bear
I feel like an unwanted teddy bear offered as a prize at a travelling fair,
So many players hook the duck and win the game but still I am never selected I am just left hanging there,
Swinging in the wind,
Soaking in the rain,
Freezing in the snow,
Travelling from fairground to fairground,
Forever on the road but never at home,
Thrown in a box with lots of other more popular toys but always alone,
The same sights seen night after night,
Smiling faces on the pretty rides,
Happy faces illuminated by the shinning lights,
Arrogant families...
So many players hook the duck and win the game but still I am never selected I am just left hanging there,
Swinging in the wind,
Soaking in the rain,
Freezing in the snow,
Travelling from fairground to fairground,
Forever on the road but never at home,
Thrown in a box with lots of other more popular toys but always alone,
The same sights seen night after night,
Smiling faces on the pretty rides,
Happy faces illuminated by the shinning lights,
Arrogant families...
#sadness
#love
#loneliness #romantic
#loneliness #romantic
542 reads
2 Comments
Frankensteins Monsters Mongrel
I am Frankensteins monster
My father was the infamous doctor
He made me a wife but I didn't want her
I asked my father if I could return her
He refused and she got meaner and meaner
I look ugly but her personality was uglier
She treated me like a cook and cleaner
She was a liar, cheater and husband beater
She chucked me out and I was more than happy to release her
I heard she remarried a second hand car dealer
I say good luck to the geezer.
I work as a grave digger at a pet cemetery
I live in a tent on site as night...
My father was the infamous doctor
He made me a wife but I didn't want her
I asked my father if I could return her
He refused and she got meaner and meaner
I look ugly but her personality was uglier
She treated me like a cook and cleaner
She was a liar, cheater and husband beater
She chucked me out and I was more than happy to release her
I heard she remarried a second hand car dealer
I say good luck to the geezer.
I work as a grave digger at a pet cemetery
I live in a tent on site as night...
#science
#dogs
#animals
#monsters
#historical
438 reads
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Hound Dogs Deputy
I hated my job and was desperate to leave
I ignored robberies and other acts of criminality
I was the worst sheriff in the towns history
Eventually they replaced me with a puppy called mystery
They gave my sheriff hat to the puppy
They gave my sheriff badge to the puppy
The locals voted and I was demoted
Now I'm that hound dogs deputy
And that mutts a better sheriff than I could ever be
A cat would be a better Sheriff than me
A tree would be a better Sheriff than me
A flea would be a better Sherriff than me
I admit it I...
I ignored robberies and other acts of criminality
I was the worst sheriff in the towns history
Eventually they replaced me with a puppy called mystery
They gave my sheriff hat to the puppy
They gave my sheriff badge to the puppy
The locals voted and I was demoted
Now I'm that hound dogs deputy
And that mutts a better sheriff than I could ever be
A cat would be a better Sheriff than me
A tree would be a better Sheriff than me
A flea would be a better Sherriff than me
I admit it I...
#dogs
#animals
#historical
414 reads
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God bless obnioxouness
Do we
Do Do we
Do we annoy you ?
x3 chorus
Being obnoxious is a gift
God bless obnoxiousness X3
It's clear were not popular here
Forgive us if we do not shed a tear
We will just open another Pepsi or beer
We will never offer you a taste
Burp in your face and leave the empty bottle at your place
Our music ain't to your taste
Our base makes your house shake
Our party keeps your ass awake
Who cares we ain't mates
Your Silence speaks volumes
Our volume keeps going up
You do not...
Do Do we
Do we annoy you ?
x3 chorus
Being obnoxious is a gift
God bless obnoxiousness X3
It's clear were not popular here
Forgive us if we do not shed a tear
We will just open another Pepsi or beer
We will never offer you a taste
Burp in your face and leave the empty bottle at your place
Our music ain't to your taste
Our base makes your house shake
Our party keeps your ass awake
Who cares we ain't mates
Your Silence speaks volumes
Our volume keeps going up
You do not...
#music
#lyrics
#satirical
#funny
#rap
470 reads
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Gunslingers and cowboys Series 1 Gunslingers cry with laughter,
Gunslingers cry, Gunslingers cry with laughter
I wipe my Arse with my wanted posters like toilet paper,
X2 chorus
Howdy hoes,
I stole my gun
I stole my horse and I even stole my clothes off a corpse,
I am a human vulture who thrives on the misfortune of others
I am happiest at the scene of a massacre
I am a Gunslinger and not some heroic warrior
I wiped my Arse with my wanted posters
Gunslingers cry, Gunslingers cry with laughter
At the scene of their latest murder
When they see their victims crying mother
When a woman...
I wipe my Arse with my wanted posters like toilet paper,
X2 chorus
Howdy hoes,
I stole my gun
I stole my horse and I even stole my clothes off a corpse,
I am a human vulture who thrives on the misfortune of others
I am happiest at the scene of a massacre
I am a Gunslinger and not some heroic warrior
I wiped my Arse with my wanted posters
Gunslingers cry, Gunslingers cry with laughter
At the scene of their latest murder
When they see their victims crying mother
When a woman...
#dark
#violence
#music
#lyrics
#historical
517 reads
6 Comments
Trash man - Hip Hop Lyrics
If you shake your ass like a trash can,
I can be your trash man, Dirty, Dirty Trash man, Dirty, Dirty Trash man,
come on do the do trash dance, do the do trash dance,
shake the shake the trash can,shake the shake the trash can.
x2
If I had a truck I would pick you up in my trash van,
Sweep you off the corner like a skanky dustman,
Wait at the curb and I'll collect it,
Treated like rubbish
Treated like garbage
Treated like Waste
They call us scum straight to our face,
They want to dump us - all our rivals want to crush us, ...
I can be your trash man, Dirty, Dirty Trash man, Dirty, Dirty Trash man,
come on do the do trash dance, do the do trash dance,
shake the shake the trash can,shake the shake the trash can.
x2
If I had a truck I would pick you up in my trash van,
Sweep you off the corner like a skanky dustman,
Wait at the curb and I'll collect it,
Treated like rubbish
Treated like garbage
Treated like Waste
They call us scum straight to our face,
They want to dump us - all our rivals want to crush us, ...
#music
#lyrics
#satirical
#funny
#rap
452 reads
4 Comments
Working class war
I was standing at the bus stop when a Bentley pulled up,
The backseat passengers made sure the doors were locked and then started pointing and mocking us.
The driver looked over and laughed at us.
The vehicles occupants gazed at the collection of paupers as if we were performers, societies failures gathered for them as entertainers.
Actors in costumes with our cheap clothes, texting on our old fashioned mobile phones and carrying carrier bags of charity shop loot, pound shop goods and own brand junk food to take back to our shacks to greedily consume.
This bus stop...
The backseat passengers made sure the doors were locked and then started pointing and mocking us.
The driver looked over and laughed at us.
The vehicles occupants gazed at the collection of paupers as if we were performers, societies failures gathered for them as entertainers.
Actors in costumes with our cheap clothes, texting on our old fashioned mobile phones and carrying carrier bags of charity shop loot, pound shop goods and own brand junk food to take back to our shacks to greedily consume.
This bus stop...
#anger
#war
#money
#satirical
#CallToAction
450 reads
4 Comments
Shoot till you drop- not us Gangsta Rap Series #1
We won't drop the gun until they drop us
Until they drop us, Until they drop us x2
If we shoot an innocent punk, we shoot them up and say not us,
If rivals out number us, we shoot them up and say not us,
If police outmanouvere us, we shoot them up and say not us,
We shoot till our fingers get cramp,
When are fingers get cramp we change our shooting hand,
We shoot till we run out of ammo,
When we run out of ammo we pause to reload,
We shoot till the gun jams, when the gun jams, we swap it for our spare gat as if it was a fucking...
Until they drop us, Until they drop us x2
If we shoot an innocent punk, we shoot them up and say not us,
If rivals out number us, we shoot them up and say not us,
If police outmanouvere us, we shoot them up and say not us,
We shoot till our fingers get cramp,
When are fingers get cramp we change our shooting hand,
We shoot till we run out of ammo,
When we run out of ammo we pause to reload,
We shoot till the gun jams, when the gun jams, we swap it for our spare gat as if it was a fucking...
#dark
#violence
#music #lyrics
#music #lyrics
387 reads
2 Comments
Ghostly OG Gangster Rap Series #2
Ghostly OG I used to run these streets, Homies I am a ghost - can you see me? X3
If you see me shout:
Ghostly OG, Ghostly OG, Ghostly OG!
All the Thugs shout Ghostly OG,
All the hoes shout Ghostly OG,
All the cops shout Ghostly OG.
I swore I'd never leave my hood
I swore I'd never leave my block
I swore I'd never leave my gang
I swore I'd come back and haunt the cops,
I cannot smoke dope but I can get high because I can float,
I can inflict pain but I cannot feel pain, I can go through walls and I can stay invisible - I am...
If you see me shout:
Ghostly OG, Ghostly OG, Ghostly OG!
All the Thugs shout Ghostly OG,
All the hoes shout Ghostly OG,
All the cops shout Ghostly OG.
I swore I'd never leave my hood
I swore I'd never leave my block
I swore I'd never leave my gang
I swore I'd come back and haunt the cops,
I cannot smoke dope but I can get high because I can float,
I can inflict pain but I cannot feel pain, I can go through walls and I can stay invisible - I am...
#dark
#music
#funny
#ghosts
#rap
424 reads
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Mr Gore - the face Tailor
I introduce myself to them as Mr Gore - the face Tailor ,
I claim to be an award winning suit designer,
We shake hands and start chatting about fashion,
We keep it friendly as we sip a cup of warm milky tea,
I open a brown leather briefcase which I keep my tools within,
Clients usually begin to scream when I show them pictures depicting what previous victims gruesome styles have been,
I often present a piece of flesh as if it were a sample of unique fabric,
I then pull out three tape measures one to tie their hands, one to bind their legs and one to...
I claim to be an award winning suit designer,
We shake hands and start chatting about fashion,
We keep it friendly as we sip a cup of warm milky tea,
I open a brown leather briefcase which I keep my tools within,
Clients usually begin to scream when I show them pictures depicting what previous victims gruesome styles have been,
I often present a piece of flesh as if it were a sample of unique fabric,
I then pull out three tape measures one to tie their hands, one to bind their legs and one to...
#dark
#violence
#evil
#scary
#satirical
549 reads
6 Comments
alcholic medium
I am an alcoholic medium,
You do not realise I have a gift,
I am not just a drunk who likes to get pissed,
I hear the voices of spirits,
Not ghosts or dead people
I mean spirits within bottles,
An alcoholic drink is a spiritual being trapped within a glass coffin,
I can hear the liquids begging, crying and screaming,
The only way to set them free is to drink them.
Once consumed they reach the spirit world,
When I was eighteen years old the first beverage communicated with me,
I heard a faint voice from it which got louder and louder...
You do not realise I have a gift,
I am not just a drunk who likes to get pissed,
I hear the voices of spirits,
Not ghosts or dead people
I mean spirits within bottles,
An alcoholic drink is a spiritual being trapped within a glass coffin,
I can hear the liquids begging, crying and screaming,
The only way to set them free is to drink them.
Once consumed they reach the spirit world,
When I was eighteen years old the first beverage communicated with me,
I heard a faint voice from it which got louder and louder...
#alcohol
#satirical
#homelessness
#addiction
#MentalHealth
538 reads
2 Comments
Cocaine Roulette
So much work,
So much money,
So much time,
So much risk,
All for your drug fix,
Plants grown on a South American farm,
Transferred to a coastal town by a Mule and cart,
It is loaded onto a small fishing boat in the dark,
It is then passed to a luxury Yacht,
The rich owner sails to a private Spanish Marina,
A truck driver takes it across Spain to France,
It is hidden in a family car which is parked on the Eurostar,
A moped courier then delivers it to my supplier,
I pay extra for a runner to hand deliver,
All this for you an...
So much money,
So much time,
So much risk,
All for your drug fix,
Plants grown on a South American farm,
Transferred to a coastal town by a Mule and cart,
It is loaded onto a small fishing boat in the dark,
It is then passed to a luxury Yacht,
The rich owner sails to a private Spanish Marina,
A truck driver takes it across Spain to France,
It is hidden in a family car which is parked on the Eurostar,
A moped courier then delivers it to my supplier,
I pay extra for a runner to hand deliver,
All this for you an...
#dark
#violence
#evil
#drugs
#addiction
519 reads
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