Submissions by RickCortez1
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Miss Hetzel
Back in the 50's she bought an Edsel
A stylish young woman Miss Hetzel
In its roomy back seat
She'd go into heat
And let men bend her into a pretzel
A stylish young woman Miss Hetzel
In its roomy back seat
She'd go into heat
And let men bend her into a pretzel
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They Call It Women
As a young boy
Watched Sally on her swing
Didn't know what I was looking at
But I knew I like that thing
They call it women
Women is what it's called
If you don't have a woman
You've got nothing at all Chorus
First came a redhead
Then along came a blond
Thought I had it cookin'
They showed me I was wrong
Chorus
I just kept on bangin'
My head against the door
Bought them liquor and flowers
But they wanted more
Chorus
Married a pretty woman
Prettiest woman ever born
Not two years...
Watched Sally on her swing
Didn't know what I was looking at
But I knew I like that thing
They call it women
Women is what it's called
If you don't have a woman
You've got nothing at all Chorus
First came a redhead
Then along came a blond
Thought I had it cookin'
They showed me I was wrong
Chorus
I just kept on bangin'
My head against the door
Bought them liquor and flowers
But they wanted more
Chorus
Married a pretty woman
Prettiest woman ever born
Not two years...
826 reads
2 Comments
A girl...
A girl concerned about chastity
Questioned the boy's veracity
Her fears slipped away
He begged her to stay
And filled her holes to capacity
Questioned the boy's veracity
Her fears slipped away
He begged her to stay
And filled her holes to capacity
1297 reads
5 Comments
Carrot and Cuke
Carrot and cuke argued one night
Which provided the greatest delight
It wasn't nutrition
Backed their position
But whether the lady was tight
Which provided the greatest delight
It wasn't nutrition
Backed their position
But whether the lady was tight
797 reads
1 Comment
A Knock...
A knock on his door one night
Brought Charles an awesome sight
Six foot two there
With long blond hair
Was Dina, formerly know as Dwight
Brought Charles an awesome sight
Six foot two there
With long blond hair
Was Dina, formerly know as Dwight
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