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OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
2nd May 2024 2:32am
2nd May 2024 2:32am
The Worst Sounding Restaurants in the World - FUK MI SUSHI & SEAFOOD
#humankind
#men
#women
101 reads
0 Comments
OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
30th Apr 2024 8:02pm
30th Apr 2024 8:02pm
The Worst Sounding Restaurants in the World - IFUKU ASIAN CUSINE
#lust
#passion
#seductive
110 reads
5 Comments
OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
28th Apr 2024 9:55pm
28th Apr 2024 9:55pm
20th Founder's Day - Ponzi Roast
Yon Thirsty souls on the Beer Club rolls, come heed my beckoned call.
And you members new, learn what we do, as I endeavor to enthrall.
You bought your keg for an arm and a leg, the cost being ever so high,
And alas, alas, someone conned your ass, and you felt compelled to buy.
So now you’re stuck, down in the muck, on the very most bottom rung.
Tiz the silent scream, of the Ponzi Scheme, no beer upon your tongue.
And you dare not dip, not even the tip, of your tongue to take a sip,
Of the flagon that you carry, nor shall you tarry,...
And you members new, learn what we do, as I endeavor to enthrall.
You bought your keg for an arm and a leg, the cost being ever so high,
And alas, alas, someone conned your ass, and you felt compelled to buy.
So now you’re stuck, down in the muck, on the very most bottom rung.
Tiz the silent scream, of the Ponzi Scheme, no beer upon your tongue.
And you dare not dip, not even the tip, of your tongue to take a sip,
Of the flagon that you carry, nor shall you tarry,...
#alcohol
117 reads
3 Comments
OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
27th Apr 2024 9:19pm
27th Apr 2024 9:19pm
The World’s most Unappetizing Restaurants - Pizza Orgasmica
#erotic
#lust
#orgasm
#passion
#seductive
108 reads
7 Comments
OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
27th Apr 2024 8:20pm
27th Apr 2024 8:20pm
The World’s Worst Restaurant Names
#alcohol
#food
86 reads
2 Comments
OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
26th Apr 2024 7:36pm
26th Apr 2024 7:36pm
The World's Most Unappetizing Restaurants - The Pink Taco
#temptation
76 reads
2 Comments
OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
25th Apr 2024 1:08am
25th Apr 2024 1:08am
World’s most unappetizing Restaurants - Lick A Chick
#erotic
#lust
#orgasm
#seductive
#temptation
86 reads
4 Comments
OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
24th Apr 2024 8:33pm
24th Apr 2024 8:33pm
The World’s Most Unappetizing Restaurants - Cabbages and Condoms
#alcohol
#food
72 reads
2 Comments
OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
23rd Apr 2024 11:04pm
23rd Apr 2024 11:04pm
A Fable of Success
A camel safari and a bright red Ferrari, were parked on the road to success.
The car door was open, the salesman hope’n, I’d honor his pitch with a yes.
But the camels were braying, their owners praying, I’d hire their service instead.
Sounding like parrots, proclaiming their merits, playing to the thoughts in my head.
Not being subtle, each had the rebuttal, for whatever the other would say.
Extremely persuasive, clever and evasive, like many universities today.
One had great speed, and would surely succeed, given the favored terrain.
But...
The car door was open, the salesman hope’n, I’d honor his pitch with a yes.
But the camels were braying, their owners praying, I’d hire their service instead.
Sounding like parrots, proclaiming their merits, playing to the thoughts in my head.
Not being subtle, each had the rebuttal, for whatever the other would say.
Extremely persuasive, clever and evasive, like many universities today.
One had great speed, and would surely succeed, given the favored terrain.
But...
#determination
100 reads
0 Comments
OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
23rd Apr 2024 10:24pm
23rd Apr 2024 10:24pm
Screaming Scarecrows
Scarecrows speak a language that’s known for all to see
If you’re a flying crow you know, “Don’t mess around with me.”
I do not know how they sound, why or how this came to be
I only know it must be so, as you can see, the crows agree.
If you listen to my CD, of recorded scarecrow screams
It’ll chill your bloody bones, haunting midnight dreams
Crows will seek their refuge in trees and wooded seams
Then come back to investigate, their initial fear it seems
Listening to the screaming scarecrow through my ears of corn,
A haunting sound that...
If you’re a flying crow you know, “Don’t mess around with me.”
I do not know how they sound, why or how this came to be
I only know it must be so, as you can see, the crows agree.
If you listen to my CD, of recorded scarecrow screams
It’ll chill your bloody bones, haunting midnight dreams
Crows will seek their refuge in trees and wooded seams
Then come back to investigate, their initial fear it seems
Listening to the screaming scarecrow through my ears of corn,
A haunting sound that...
#funny
86 reads
4 Comments
OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
7th Oct 2013 4:47pm
7th Oct 2013 4:47pm
The World's Most Unappetizing Restaurants - Cocking f**kborough
I was just gettin’ thirsty for a frosty brew when I saw the sign while passing through,
Naturally, I laughed out loud.
It’s just so tempting to keep right on going and step on the gas instead of slowing,
But this town was just too proud.
They must like the name of their town, otherwise they could always turn it around.
Give the damn place a new name.
Perhaps they’re proud of their historical past in spite of their being hysterically cast,
Must be their claim to fame.
So what did happen way back when? Were there fornicators hiding in every glen?...
Naturally, I laughed out loud.
It’s just so tempting to keep right on going and step on the gas instead of slowing,
But this town was just too proud.
They must like the name of their town, otherwise they could always turn it around.
Give the damn place a new name.
Perhaps they’re proud of their historical past in spite of their being hysterically cast,
Must be their claim to fame.
So what did happen way back when? Were there fornicators hiding in every glen?...
940 reads
4 Comments
OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
3rd Oct 2013 9:18pm
3rd Oct 2013 9:18pm
The World's Most Unappetizing Restaurants - Dirty Dick's
Now I know this isn’t what they serve, and the owner has some kind of nerve
But they’ve been around since 1859.
So a lott’a folks think it’s the place to go, and it looks as though it could be so
Even in spite of their nasty sign.
I still have to look up and wonder who’s the genius behind this naming blunder
And what kind of folks would eat there?
Since I’m in the mood for a beer and a chop and my curiosity just won’t stop
Guess I’ll go in and grab a chair.
But they’ve been around since 1859.
So a lott’a folks think it’s the place to go, and it looks as though it could be so
Even in spite of their nasty sign.
I still have to look up and wonder who’s the genius behind this naming blunder
And what kind of folks would eat there?
Since I’m in the mood for a beer and a chop and my curiosity just won’t stop
Guess I’ll go in and grab a chair.
781 reads
3 Comments
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