Submissions by Muggle (The Word And Verse)
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
The Word and Verse is the collaborated effort of several DU members of different backgrounds, nationalities, age groups and sexes who have come together on this profile to organize a semi-regular satirical newsletter.
MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
26th Apr 2015 9:10pm
26th Apr 2015 9:10pm
the word and verse and go f**k yourself….we're sorry to say - April 2015 edition
Right so let's be honest here, it's been a long time between drinks/sober moments/interventions. The last time the word and verse was in the house there was still a perfectly good policy of "No Irish Mods" in place, and all the old, good, and good old members were still Members Upstanding. They were the days, the fucking days we tell you, when DU members were men and women of fine calibre, like rocks, like godly salty rocks of salty godly goodness, all of them….except Hemi, because he left then came back, so frankly he can fuck off. We play a hard line around here, and people who come back...
1552 reads
12 Comments
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Published
29th Oct 2014 9:59pm
29th Oct 2014 9:59pm
Dissecting Writers Gabriel
The following questions are taken from a profile of Scottish author Ian Rankin for bookshop chain Waterstone's:
http://www.waterstones.com/waterstonesweb/pages/content/1285/
Now all but two have been posed to our resident Casanova Sansaint-Fondant (Gabriel):
http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poets/Gabriel/
-What was your favorite childhood book?
Well I guess there was none. I hated books. I was a comic book and movie kid.
So to answer the question Tin-tin comics was my fave if we consider it a book of some sort.
-Which book has made you...
http://www.waterstones.com/waterstonesweb/pages/content/1285/
Now all but two have been posed to our resident Casanova Sansaint-Fondant (Gabriel):
http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poets/Gabriel/
-What was your favorite childhood book?
Well I guess there was none. I hated books. I was a comic book and movie kid.
So to answer the question Tin-tin comics was my fave if we consider it a book of some sort.
-Which book has made you...
1203 reads
2 Comments
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Published
28th Oct 2014 6:06pm
28th Oct 2014 6:06pm
Dissecting Writers HHMCameron
The following questions are taken from a profile of Scottish author Ian Rankin for bookshop chain Waterstone's:
http://www.waterstones.com/waterstonesweb/pages/content/1285/
Now all but two have been posed to our resident polygamist HHMCameron:
http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poets/HHMCameron/
-What was your favorite childhood book?
Piers Anthony - A Spell for Chameleon
-Which book has made you laugh?
i've lost count... books a whimsey, non sequiturs mostly much of Piers Anthony's work
-Which book has made you cry?
...
http://www.waterstones.com/waterstonesweb/pages/content/1285/
Now all but two have been posed to our resident polygamist HHMCameron:
http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poets/HHMCameron/
-What was your favorite childhood book?
Piers Anthony - A Spell for Chameleon
-Which book has made you laugh?
i've lost count... books a whimsey, non sequiturs mostly much of Piers Anthony's work
-Which book has made you cry?
...
898 reads
0 Comments
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Published
28th Oct 2014 6:05pm
28th Oct 2014 6:05pm
Dissecting Writers Gg78
The following questions are taken from a profile of Scottish author Ian Rankin for bookshop chain Waterstone's:
http://www.waterstones.com/waterstonesweb/pages/content/1285/
Now all but two have been posed to our resident bad girl Gg78:
http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poets/Gg78/
-What was your favorite childhood book?
Fish face by I don't remember the author
But cute book about bullying! I always hated bullies this book just made me hate them a bit more
-Which book has made you laugh?
Fifty shades of grey, because EL...
http://www.waterstones.com/waterstonesweb/pages/content/1285/
Now all but two have been posed to our resident bad girl Gg78:
http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poets/Gg78/
-What was your favorite childhood book?
Fish face by I don't remember the author
But cute book about bullying! I always hated bullies this book just made me hate them a bit more
-Which book has made you laugh?
Fifty shades of grey, because EL...
916 reads
3 Comments
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Published
28th Oct 2014 1:24am
28th Oct 2014 1:24am
Dissecting Writers DystopianMelody
The following questions are taken from a profile of Scottish author Ian Rankin for bookshop chain Waterstone's:
http://www.waterstones.com/waterstonesweb/pages/content/1285/
Now all but two have been posed to our resident super hero DystopianMelody:
http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poets/DystopianMelody/
What was your favorite childhood book?
Harry Potter and the philosophers stone, still one of my favourites just for the nostalgia.
-Which book has made you laugh?
Almost every chapter about Mat in Robert Jordan's wheel of time series....
http://www.waterstones.com/waterstonesweb/pages/content/1285/
Now all but two have been posed to our resident super hero DystopianMelody:
http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poets/DystopianMelody/
What was your favorite childhood book?
Harry Potter and the philosophers stone, still one of my favourites just for the nostalgia.
-Which book has made you laugh?
Almost every chapter about Mat in Robert Jordan's wheel of time series....
978 reads
3 Comments
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Published
28th Oct 2014 1:24am
28th Oct 2014 1:24am
Dissecting Writers Madame lavender
The following questions are taken from a profile of Scottish author Ian Rankin for bookshop chain Waterstone's:
http://www.waterstones.com/waterstonesweb/pages/content/1285/
Now all but two have been posed to our resident Doctor, Madame Lavender: http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poets/MadameLavender/
What was your favorite childhood book?
I don't recall any one specific favorite book, but there were series books I enjoyed--"Little House on The Prairie"
series, by Laura Ingalls Wilder, and all of the Jenny Linksy stories by Esther Averill.
...
http://www.waterstones.com/waterstonesweb/pages/content/1285/
Now all but two have been posed to our resident Doctor, Madame Lavender: http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poets/MadameLavender/
What was your favorite childhood book?
I don't recall any one specific favorite book, but there were series books I enjoyed--"Little House on The Prairie"
series, by Laura Ingalls Wilder, and all of the Jenny Linksy stories by Esther Averill.
...
1054 reads
5 Comments
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Published
23rd Oct 2014 11:09pm
23rd Oct 2014 11:09pm
Dissecting Writers Dresdamanx
The following questions are taken from a profile of Scottish author Ian Rankin for bookshop chain Waterstone's:
http://www.waterstones.com/waterstonesweb/pages/content/1285/
Now all but two have been posed to the charming Mr Dresdamanx
http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poets/Dresdamanx/
-What was your favorite childhood book?
The Chronicles of Narnia-Voyage of the Dawn Treader
-Which book has made you laugh?
HST's Better than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
The part where he talks about a fictional interview...
http://www.waterstones.com/waterstonesweb/pages/content/1285/
Now all but two have been posed to the charming Mr Dresdamanx
http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poets/Dresdamanx/
-What was your favorite childhood book?
The Chronicles of Narnia-Voyage of the Dawn Treader
-Which book has made you laugh?
HST's Better than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
The part where he talks about a fictional interview...
813 reads
1 Comment
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Published
23rd Oct 2014 11:01pm
23rd Oct 2014 11:01pm
Dissecting Writers Pishashee
The following questions are taken from a profile of Scottish author Ian Rankin for bookshop chain Waterstone's:
http://www.waterstones.com/waterstonesweb/pages/content/1285/
Now all but two have been posed to the lovely Pishashee
http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poets/Pishashee/
-What was your favorite childhood book?
Cricket in Times Square, George Selden
-Which book has made you laugh?
Too many to mention, and so I’ll choose all or any by Erma Bombeck; long live her laughter of motherhood that’s felt so deep in my...
http://www.waterstones.com/waterstonesweb/pages/content/1285/
Now all but two have been posed to the lovely Pishashee
http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poets/Pishashee/
-What was your favorite childhood book?
Cricket in Times Square, George Selden
-Which book has made you laugh?
Too many to mention, and so I’ll choose all or any by Erma Bombeck; long live her laughter of motherhood that’s felt so deep in my...
859 reads
0 Comments
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Published
21st Oct 2014 1:39pm
21st Oct 2014 1:39pm
Dissecting Writers John Feddeler
The following questions are taken from a profile of Scottish author Ian Rankin for bookshop chain Waterstone's:
http://www.waterstones.com/waterstonesweb/pages/content/1285/
Now all but two have been posed to our resident pondering ponderer John Feddeler
http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poets/JohnFeddeler/
-What was your favorite childhood book?
Okay, comic books. Primarily ‘The Spirit’ by Will Eisner. so shoot me.
-Which book has made you laugh?
Some funny moments in ‘Kinski Uncut’, like his affair with...
http://www.waterstones.com/waterstonesweb/pages/content/1285/
Now all but two have been posed to our resident pondering ponderer John Feddeler
http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poets/JohnFeddeler/
-What was your favorite childhood book?
Okay, comic books. Primarily ‘The Spirit’ by Will Eisner. so shoot me.
-Which book has made you laugh?
Some funny moments in ‘Kinski Uncut’, like his affair with...
1378 reads
3 Comments
MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
17th Oct 2014 11:08pm
17th Oct 2014 11:08pm
Word and Verse Late Summer edition - P -2 Oct 2014
The Word and Verse is an independent publication put together
by members of DU for the purposes of entertainment and is in
no way intended to offend or cause outbursts of suicide.
................................
Now a quiz called 'How do you spell rhetorical?'
What do members Dedus 8, Cocksure, and Redblood have in common?
...............................
"The response is 'Lord Graciously save us, oh Lord we hear you man!"
(speaking of, there's a quare rumor in circulation that our friend and colleague Lord Viddax did...
by members of DU for the purposes of entertainment and is in
no way intended to offend or cause outbursts of suicide.
................................
Now a quiz called 'How do you spell rhetorical?'
What do members Dedus 8, Cocksure, and Redblood have in common?
...............................
"The response is 'Lord Graciously save us, oh Lord we hear you man!"
(speaking of, there's a quare rumor in circulation that our friend and colleague Lord Viddax did...
1113 reads
4 Comments
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Published
16th Oct 2014 3:13am
16th Oct 2014 3:13am
Dissecting Writers Jon Rot
The following questions are taken from a profile of Scottish author Ian Rankin for bookshop chain Waterstone's:
http://www.waterstones.com/waterstonesweb/pages/content/1285/
Now all but two have been posed to our resident bad ass nine toed Jon Rot:
http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poets/johnrot/
-What was your favorite childhood book?
A specific title is hard to pinpoint, but as a child I always enjoyed many of the choose your own adventure series.
Past toddler,early double digits, I believe age 12 was The Old Man and the Sea,Ernest...
http://www.waterstones.com/waterstonesweb/pages/content/1285/
Now all but two have been posed to our resident bad ass nine toed Jon Rot:
http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poets/johnrot/
-What was your favorite childhood book?
A specific title is hard to pinpoint, but as a child I always enjoyed many of the choose your own adventure series.
Past toddler,early double digits, I believe age 12 was The Old Man and the Sea,Ernest...
1007 reads
2 Comments
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Published
15th Oct 2014 4:27pm
15th Oct 2014 4:27pm
Dissecting Writers Shadoe
The following questions are taken from a profile of Scottish author Ian Rankin for bookshop chain Waterstone's:
http://www.waterstones.com/waterstonesweb/pages/content/1285/
Now all but two have been posed to, Miss Mikhailov: Yekaterina ballerina
http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poets/_shadoe_/
-What was your favourite childhood book?
Watership Down by Richard Adams
-Which book has made you laugh?
Puckoon by Spike Milligan
-Which book has made you cry?
The Boy in the Striped Pajamas by John Boyne...
http://www.waterstones.com/waterstonesweb/pages/content/1285/
Now all but two have been posed to, Miss Mikhailov: Yekaterina ballerina
http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poets/_shadoe_/
-What was your favourite childhood book?
Watership Down by Richard Adams
-Which book has made you laugh?
Puckoon by Spike Milligan
-Which book has made you cry?
The Boy in the Striped Pajamas by John Boyne...
997 reads
2 Comments
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