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Word and Verse Late Summer edition - P -2 Oct 2014

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by members of DU for the purposes of entertainment and is in
no way intended to offend or cause outbursts of suicide.

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Now a quiz called 'How do you spell rhetorical?'

What do members Dedus 8, Cocksure, and Redblood have in common?

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"The response is 'Lord Graciously save us, oh Lord we hear you man!"

(speaking of, there's a quare rumor in circulation that our friend and colleague Lord Viddax did in-fact, pre-2009, have an actual face and here's where the confusion starts; because there are many factions of Viddax-ism. One sect in particular: The Vidd-laxatives, believe their Lord was spurned by his sweetheart and in an epic show of unbridled grief swore an oath to never show his handsome face in public again. However The Vid-ak-aks believe that he is a crack commando in the SAS and had his picture taken while executing operation Smashing Pumpkins. We're not at liberty to disclose any of the details involved, but if you'd inbox Viddax with some questions we're sure he'd be happy to woo you with his Bond-like escapades.)

Anyhow, The Lord sayeth: "Given the circumstances it sounds a bit like an incentive for people to stay and not flee but focus on the shiny shiny new thing."

Response: “Lord Graciously save us, oh Lord we hear you man!"

Then the Lord sayeth: "And there shall be peace." ..and there was a peace.

(repeat response four and fifty times )
  
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An Opened Letter to Carpe Noctem


Dear sir, *courtesy*. Wow, just ...wow. you sir, must have the patience of a saint. We salute you! One can only imagine the shit-storm you've lived through over the past two weeks. You are a credit to mankind, and given that your wifey, the lovely Mikki the Moon hasn't been found tied, gagged and bludgeoned in the basement of your home, we think it only right that you be put forward for instant Canonization at the soonest possible suit and would be proud to call you Saint Noctem, Patron Saint of Optimism.

Signed: The Muggles

And on that note, we are delighted to announce *wait for it, this is big* the imminent arrival of Mikka, the first addition to the Moon Family. The bouncing baby Princess of the Moons shall appear and shout her initial, “I'm here,” in or around the first of December.

Congrats to all three of you!  

The birth of Mikka will mark the first ever DU baby (that we know of for sure,  there may have been a baby Jesta-Proof too, but there's a blanket of secrecy surrounding the whole affair). Nobody Knows nuthin’!

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"They brought us parrots and balls of cotton and spears and many other things, which they exchanged for the glass beads and hawks' bells. They willingly traded everything they owned.. They were well-built, with good bodies and handsome features.. They do not bear arms, and do not know them, for I showed them a sword, they took it by the edge and cut themselves out of ignorance. They have no iron. Their spears are made of cane..They would make fine servants.. With fifty men we could subjugate them all and make them do whatever we want."  - Christopher Columbus  

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In other news, Miki Moon left  ..again.  ...But Saint Noctem didn't. What's up with that you might ask?

Ask you may...

In order to introduce our next guest in our DU unplugged series we would have had to of paid him in steroids, lots and lots of steroids. We're not into doing deals with the Devil, so he can introduce himself ..himself

http://youtu.be/4Yez2hE-g2o

..we think he might be Muslim.


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Totally unrelated, the Danish have this week banned bestiality. Yes, no shit. In a bold move set to tip the balance on their War on Terror, the government of Denmark has passed a law banning all acts of bestiality; dressing up as horses is fine though, so it won't be too long til the Danish Beastie Boys start flocking to this site and take a liking to it's sheeple

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I think the question we're all dying to hear answered is this:

Does Zazzles have a Bejazzle?
  
[you can take a guess yourself, and post your answers to Grace, who I'm sure is  by now, at the very least curious, seeing as the question has been asked.]

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Rock, paper, scissors: all three showed up recently in what may be remembered for the great game of wits played out  between newly appointed Guardian of the Light Vic the Engineer and the Baron of Light himself. LB, who was dealt a warning shot by 'Man of Action' Vic the Engineer to which the Baron calmly let loose a short volley of 'Back the fuck down, Superman'. The Man of Action did then seem to back the fuck down as had been suggested.

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A word puzzle from the Ministry of Thought:

Now hear this! The Ministry thinks thinkings linking to sinking are blinking through a sweet cranium.

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"As soon as I arrived in the Indies, on the first Island which I found, I took some of the natives by force in order that they might learn and might give me information of whatever there is in these parts."  Christopher Columbus  

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And finally A word from the Ministry of Morale:

There are very strong indications that at least two members are in Athens for the Athens Art Festival. The members who may be identified as Case28 and LSP might well be our very own ambassadors for the event. If true (we invite the members to share the details) not many online poetry sites can boast such a thing  

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Keep an eye out for the new members of the team who'll be putting together some (spoken) poetry, music and other arts related articles

we found this gem on Pishashee's profile page, it's her niece and band:

http://goo.gl/eqHya0

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That's it for this edition of The Word and Verse. Thanks to Panama, Mikkie and Carpe Noctem, the guest writers, proof readers and editor!

You are all beauty filled people!

ps. any complaints about offensive-ness should be forwarded to   Lord Viddax    
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