Submissions by MatthewConrad (bilingual-zoid)
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
Hello: i'm a p'ooh-et - i write p'ooh-ems.
NON-FICTION PROSE
Published
7th Jun 2020 11:17pm
7th Jun 2020 11:17pm
/
as the world was gearing up to:
it's usual... i decided to stop smoking...
and find the crucial difference
between iggy pop &
tom waits...
ever since: my blue valentine...
of the latter...
i never quiet took off from the stooges -
until of course: the bowie years...
of the former...
an exercise in freedom of speech -
blunt knife politico -
molotov cocktail thrown into
a cesspit -
and...
here's to going to bed by 12am. ...
it's usual... i decided to stop smoking...
and find the crucial difference
between iggy pop &
tom waits...
ever since: my blue valentine...
of the latter...
i never quiet took off from the stooges -
until of course: the bowie years...
of the former...
an exercise in freedom of speech -
blunt knife politico -
molotov cocktail thrown into
a cesspit -
and...
here's to going to bed by 12am. ...
#America
#Britain
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MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
4th Jun 2020 00:07am
4th Jun 2020 00:07am
carpe diem quisque
chant this... writing is an extension of thinking: it's not an invitation to speak... writing is an extension of thinking: it's not an invitation fo speak... no where was it ever disclosed that this was written to be immediately regurgitated in the frame of oration... it would ask that it be first digested...
carpe diem quisque: seize the day... everyday...
some would also call that... a guarantee:
with the drudgery of work...
or sex and pistons / rubbing the magical
aladdin's lamp or licking the oyster just so
right to ripe: and open with a portrait of ...
carpe diem quisque: seize the day... everyday...
some would also call that... a guarantee:
with the drudgery of work...
or sex and pistons / rubbing the magical
aladdin's lamp or licking the oyster just so
right to ripe: and open with a portrait of ...
#StreamOfConsciousness
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MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
28th May 2020 10:47pm
28th May 2020 10:47pm
gerund und gerund
a great absurdity of life
comes in no lesser
form than...
as it comes...
when using
a knife and fork...
to eat a chicken thigh...
or a chicken drum-stick...
without
the joy of using the hands...
of the two households...
where a chicken was eaten
with a knife and fork...
and where a chicken was
eaten with bare hands...
profanity: when enough
meat remains on the bone
that a dog will gladly bite...
otherwise a household...
where even the ends of...
comes in no lesser
form than...
as it comes...
when using
a knife and fork...
to eat a chicken thigh...
or a chicken drum-stick...
without
the joy of using the hands...
of the two households...
where a chicken was eaten
with a knife and fork...
and where a chicken was
eaten with bare hands...
profanity: when enough
meat remains on the bone
that a dog will gladly bite...
otherwise a household...
where even the ends of...
#StreamOfConsciousness
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NON-FICTION PROSE
Published
22nd May 2020 00:02am
22nd May 2020 00:02am
giving up smoking: the ritual
this heart throws itself into an architecture that
once was...
whatever it may have been:
now... a "slacking" off-shoot of a pyramid:
piled up as such... but: a stagnant heap
of rubble...
i have to dare to call it a heart...
a heart will be content with such matters...
a hill of rubble or a glistening pyramid / sun-dail...
but the mind:
if it's a cube... and it is a kabaah...
would the ottoman mind it
being precious... when he sights his envy
of the hagia sophia?
...
once was...
whatever it may have been:
now... a "slacking" off-shoot of a pyramid:
piled up as such... but: a stagnant heap
of rubble...
i have to dare to call it a heart...
a heart will be content with such matters...
a hill of rubble or a glistening pyramid / sun-dail...
but the mind:
if it's a cube... and it is a kabaah...
would the ottoman mind it
being precious... when he sights his envy
of the hagia sophia?
...
#alcohol
#tobacco
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NON-FICTION PROSE
Published
22nd May 2020 00:00am
22nd May 2020 00:00am
two days compounded
yesterday's completion - 2 gratis: 1
yes... cold-turkey for a day...
the one will do it...
i just smoked a second one...
and the "hit" is not as benevolent...
simple arithmetic...
a carton is 200 cigarettes...
that's 200 days...
if i stick to this "pattern"...
no pointless cigarettes...
with coffee first thing in the morning:
on the medical "fast"...
after a grand meal...
cold-turkey throughout the day...
one balanced with a generous
amount of bourbon: surfing
the night-cap...
this could work... ...
yes... cold-turkey for a day...
the one will do it...
i just smoked a second one...
and the "hit" is not as benevolent...
simple arithmetic...
a carton is 200 cigarettes...
that's 200 days...
if i stick to this "pattern"...
no pointless cigarettes...
with coffee first thing in the morning:
on the medical "fast"...
after a grand meal...
cold-turkey throughout the day...
one balanced with a generous
amount of bourbon: surfing
the night-cap...
this could work... ...
#alcohol
#tobacco
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DRUGS POEM
Published
19th May 2020 11:32pm
19th May 2020 11:32pm
how not to quit smoking
how not to quit smoking...
what a cods-wallop!
you can hear the stories of smokers
of a packet a day for 20 years:
perhaps they started in the vein:
of a rebellious teen:
going full cold-turkey and abruptly
quitting -
sometimes relapsing...
personally: i don't want to quit...
that there's a myth of coffee and cigarettes...
last time i checked...
there were the people who would
smoke when drinking alcohol...
the smell and the taste of tobacco...
come to think of it...
it was...
what a cods-wallop!
you can hear the stories of smokers
of a packet a day for 20 years:
perhaps they started in the vein:
of a rebellious teen:
going full cold-turkey and abruptly
quitting -
sometimes relapsing...
personally: i don't want to quit...
that there's a myth of coffee and cigarettes...
last time i checked...
there were the people who would
smoke when drinking alcohol...
the smell and the taste of tobacco...
come to think of it...
it was...
#alcohol
#tobacco
#coffee #freedom
#coffee #freedom
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DRUGS POEM
Published
19th May 2020 11:30pm
19th May 2020 11:30pm
deer hunterß anonymous
i'll make it fucking plain.... and simple... i'll erase the concept of the tetragrammaton... once and for all... what you denote as: cheap-shit... i'll hide those two "who's who" consonants... the vowel catcher and the architecture of laughter: the sigh baron and the laughter prince... чeap-шit... no... no caron? well... no... really: no... "crown"...
woz not payz for ziz... woz best: smear shit...
call if graffiti... golden halfz..
woz not payz for ziz...
tribunal of: "journalistix integrity"...
woz not payz
for zis smear:...
woz not payz for ziz... woz best: smear shit...
call if graffiti... golden halfz..
woz not payz for ziz...
tribunal of: "journalistix integrity"...
woz not payz
for zis smear:...
#alcohol
#tobacco
#StreamOfConsciousness
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MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
18th May 2020 00:23am
18th May 2020 00:23am
"leftover" leftover "libido"
*subtitled: soliloqui looking for a pretty voyeur...*
the freeing voice - any voice for that matter -
something has been completed -
a year's worth of credit...
/ invested in bone churning...
crrrrr'ah'imes of crunch...
point for point...
"they" tell you... you're a loser still
living with your parents...
lucky for me i've been feeling wanted
for the past three months...
working on the garden...
there's a new shed... there's a fence...
all the bothersome roots have been dug...
"loser" and - a man...
the freeing voice - any voice for that matter -
something has been completed -
a year's worth of credit...
/ invested in bone churning...
crrrrr'ah'imes of crunch...
point for point...
"they" tell you... you're a loser still
living with your parents...
lucky for me i've been feeling wanted
for the past three months...
working on the garden...
there's a new shed... there's a fence...
all the bothersome roots have been dug...
"loser" and - a man...
#StreamOfConsciousness
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MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
17th May 2020 3:03am
17th May 2020 3:03am
leftover "libido"
the current twitch-debacle...
and... i either see a Prague diatribe...
or an itching lost in vegas...
"conundrum":
for the worth of a city...
whereby i should find fun in...
betting... twitch contra napster...
sorry: music what sorry what you being
scaling and liquorice... and serpentine
itchy... like beard... like snake-skin attire...
watergate....
and...: -gate, -gate, -gate...
and more... -gate, -gate... -gate...
and...
"content" / "creators" / ...
and... i either see a Prague diatribe...
or an itching lost in vegas...
"conundrum":
for the worth of a city...
whereby i should find fun in...
betting... twitch contra napster...
sorry: music what sorry what you being
scaling and liquorice... and serpentine
itchy... like beard... like snake-skin attire...
watergate....
and...: -gate, -gate, -gate...
and more... -gate, -gate... -gate...
and...
"content" / "creators" / ...
#StreamOfConsciousness
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MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
17th May 2020 2:30am
17th May 2020 2:30am
mamluk and janissary romance novel
the virus is raging: or so we're told -
i don't really mind whether we're told anything
anymore - i can finally come to grips
with the male version of the niqab:
just fine...
but once the virus impregnated:
whether our actual bodies or...
whether this: that be the detached from the herd
mind - whatever cull word: or choice of....
but... islam stopped: doing its business of
a revival... a revival... mind you...
that only involved the sunnis...
it's like: the fuckers would rather sweep their ...
i don't really mind whether we're told anything
anymore - i can finally come to grips
with the male version of the niqab:
just fine...
but once the virus impregnated:
whether our actual bodies or...
whether this: that be the detached from the herd
mind - whatever cull word: or choice of....
but... islam stopped: doing its business of
a revival... a revival... mind you...
that only involved the sunnis...
it's like: the fuckers would rather sweep their ...
#StreamOfConsciousness
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MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
16th May 2020 00:17am
16th May 2020 00:17am
the bulk of prizes: rembrandt
chop a forest down...
dig a spine's worth of a bowing ape:
take to concerning your self
(in the reflective) rather than
yourself (the reflexive -
in the immediately: "necessary")...
index details protruding...
bake a pizza...
slobber your tongue and lips
over an oyster or...
a smoked salmon on rye...
with enough mayo and cucumber...
and dill...
and rainbow trout caviar...
all this makes perfect sense...
none of the rest does...
hide: and attention-seeking
whore-ups... base: value... ...
dig a spine's worth of a bowing ape:
take to concerning your self
(in the reflective) rather than
yourself (the reflexive -
in the immediately: "necessary")...
index details protruding...
bake a pizza...
slobber your tongue and lips
over an oyster or...
a smoked salmon on rye...
with enough mayo and cucumber...
and dill...
and rainbow trout caviar...
all this makes perfect sense...
none of the rest does...
hide: and attention-seeking
whore-ups... base: value... ...
#StreamOfConsciousness
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MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
14th May 2020 2:02am
14th May 2020 2:02am
interludes in music / zee gurkeschumacherzwischenspiel
with no real reference to u2: i still haven't found
what i'm looking for -
which is music in a nutshell...
hell... with all those guitar virtuosos...
to name a few... joe satriani...
john petrucci or steve vai...
but it wasn't what i was looking for...
working backwards... something on the lines
of tom verlain...
something: more laid back - guitar music:
sometimes lyrics are... bothersome -
well... and the virtuoso music is simply:
a mood killer... ...
what i'm looking for -
which is music in a nutshell...
hell... with all those guitar virtuosos...
to name a few... joe satriani...
john petrucci or steve vai...
but it wasn't what i was looking for...
working backwards... something on the lines
of tom verlain...
something: more laid back - guitar music:
sometimes lyrics are... bothersome -
well... and the virtuoso music is simply:
a mood killer... ...
#StreamOfConsciousness
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