Submissions by Lowko (Jimi Tatz)
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
It's a bad neighborhood between these two ears👂👂!
Cracula
It was Halloween night, no Michael Myers in sight.
I was dressed up as a mime, ready to get high as a kite!
I was no juggalo, but I played ICP in the whip.
As I burnt rubber towards downtown to get me some shit.
With my barnett in platts, I headed down to the flats.
That was full of dope feins, like the roaches, and rats.
I was approached by a straggly haired lady, she looked like a banshee.
A hag of the mist type, and asked me for some Mandy.
I said "I've got nothing on me lady, now leave me alone!"
As I proceeded...
I was dressed up as a mime, ready to get high as a kite!
I was no juggalo, but I played ICP in the whip.
As I burnt rubber towards downtown to get me some shit.
With my barnett in platts, I headed down to the flats.
That was full of dope feins, like the roaches, and rats.
I was approached by a straggly haired lady, she looked like a banshee.
A hag of the mist type, and asked me for some Mandy.
I said "I've got nothing on me lady, now leave me alone!"
As I proceeded...
#Halloween
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StevO Thee Seagull Pt. II
Olivia worked the boat taxis, along with her pops. She would drive across the Tenby sea, along to the docks. Picking up passengers, that complained when it was wavey. They would get splashed and soaked, when the sea was going crazy! She was for sure her daddy's daughter, and got firm with the custom. Olivia - "My dad's been a sailor for 30 years, I'm sure you can trust him!" StevO the seagull was in the sky, gliding around... And noticed Olivia in her short shorts, and glided right down! He perched right by the windscreen, with shades on his face. StevO "Hey toots, how you...
#animals
#birds
#beach
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StevO Seagull
Jolene lives by the sea, in the ends of Tenby.
She works a 9 to 5 as a waitress, at a local cafe.
When she takes orders at her job, she serves lots of tea...
And gives sly remarks to the customers.
She is never friendly!
Her boss sees her singing to herself like a nutter.
She serves plain toast, without a side order of butter...
And will occasionally flob into some random customer's cupper!
Jo feeds the seagulls by the benches when she finishes her shift...
Because it annoys all the tourists, when she's flicking...
She works a 9 to 5 as a waitress, at a local cafe.
When she takes orders at her job, she serves lots of tea...
And gives sly remarks to the customers.
She is never friendly!
Her boss sees her singing to herself like a nutter.
She serves plain toast, without a side order of butter...
And will occasionally flob into some random customer's cupper!
Jo feeds the seagulls by the benches when she finishes her shift...
Because it annoys all the tourists, when she's flicking...
#birds
#beach
#rhyming
#fiction
#narrative
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Nobody Muv!
Brass knuckles on my toes, and I round house kick
I struck a mukka in tha nose, you're a loud mouth prick
Do you drink Guinness ?cos you gonna be gettin' this if you don't mind your own business
I'll box you up outside, just to practice my fitness
Nobody move! I got a laser beam on your team
I won't tell it, but it's a pellet that I bought from a Fein
No puppet master but my guitarist pulls a few strings
I'm no Leo DiCaprio but I've pulled a few tingz
No Connor McGregor but I rage in a cage
Witchy bitches making hexes so I'm bunnin' some sage ...
I struck a mukka in tha nose, you're a loud mouth prick
Do you drink Guinness ?cos you gonna be gettin' this if you don't mind your own business
I'll box you up outside, just to practice my fitness
Nobody move! I got a laser beam on your team
I won't tell it, but it's a pellet that I bought from a Fein
No puppet master but my guitarist pulls a few strings
I'm no Leo DiCaprio but I've pulled a few tingz
No Connor McGregor but I rage in a cage
Witchy bitches making hexes so I'm bunnin' some sage ...
#anger
#violence
#identity
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No Go
Back on a plane from Spain 🇪🇦
From sunshine, pull into the rain ☔
Living tha UK dream, Buenos Dias
Do tha walk of shame...🚶🏽
Letting tha beer flow, benefit street on tha jam&roll 💸
I gotta get that dough, set up shop, and start that grow 🪴
I kept my nose clean for long enough🫧
Stay off tha street where it gets rough 👊🏽
But them boys called my bluff 🤫
Start fights, blue lights, n get me cuffed 🚨
I stayed in and I wrote my stories📚
I...
From sunshine, pull into the rain ☔
Living tha UK dream, Buenos Dias
Do tha walk of shame...🚶🏽
Letting tha beer flow, benefit street on tha jam&roll 💸
I gotta get that dough, set up shop, and start that grow 🪴
I kept my nose clean for long enough🫧
Stay off tha street where it gets rough 👊🏽
But them boys called my bluff 🤫
Start fights, blue lights, n get me cuffed 🚨
I stayed in and I wrote my stories📚
I...
#strength
#courage
#misunderstood
#vanity
#tolerance
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Jodi In A Cell
Like that from tha book of Mormon
Poor Travis got chefed like Gordon
Jodi Aries stuck in her cell so bored and feels sorry for herself so she keeps on balling!
She denied having blood on her hands
She's a sket that wetted up her man
She in tha interview room doing bare handstand...
She didn't like that she was a bootycall
Nuh-uh she didn't like that at all
Then she felt like she was ten feet tall
She took snaps from her cam before she ended it all!
Now she's in a cell still doing her makeup
It's a nightmare and she just can't wake up ...
Poor Travis got chefed like Gordon
Jodi Aries stuck in her cell so bored and feels sorry for herself so she keeps on balling!
She denied having blood on her hands
She's a sket that wetted up her man
She in tha interview room doing bare handstand...
She didn't like that she was a bootycall
Nuh-uh she didn't like that at all
Then she felt like she was ten feet tall
She took snaps from her cam before she ended it all!
Now she's in a cell still doing her makeup
It's a nightmare and she just can't wake up ...
#lies
#death
#evil
#temptation
#manipulation
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Bck Den
In the early 2000s, tings were pretty sweet.
Kids weren't cooped at home, stuck on their phone, they'd be playing in the street!
We were made of tougher stuff back then, back when I was a teen...
Play the PS2 and bun a zoot.. Yow I lived the dream!
With my Peter Andre undercut, I was quite the stud!
I would hit the town, linger around and act like quite a thug.
I always turnt up, I was the life of the party! They called me "Chink Floyd" because my mince pies were slanty.
I had a bike chain clipped to my jeans and always had my...
Kids weren't cooped at home, stuck on their phone, they'd be playing in the street!
We were made of tougher stuff back then, back when I was a teen...
Play the PS2 and bun a zoot.. Yow I lived the dream!
With my Peter Andre undercut, I was quite the stud!
I would hit the town, linger around and act like quite a thug.
I always turnt up, I was the life of the party! They called me "Chink Floyd" because my mince pies were slanty.
I had a bike chain clipped to my jeans and always had my...
#music
#freedom
#sports
#DeepUndergroundPoetry
#ThrillSeeking
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Smooth as a pistol
I wake up every night at like 3am
Tha djinn swim in circles around my cranium
Have I been abducted by tha annunaki ?
Aliens taking ova like a gang of jamrackies
Duty free on street I know a man that slangs bacci
With a little bit of whizz and a little bit of weed
Hand to hand with tha feends and I double that green
Red laser beam that will make u Swiss cheese !
Point tha strap at you and make u piss jeans
Your blood leaks all ova your nikes
In the nights like Tyson biting in fights
She's walking in tha spar glass of cider and...
Tha djinn swim in circles around my cranium
Have I been abducted by tha annunaki ?
Aliens taking ova like a gang of jamrackies
Duty free on street I know a man that slangs bacci
With a little bit of whizz and a little bit of weed
Hand to hand with tha feends and I double that green
Red laser beam that will make u Swiss cheese !
Point tha strap at you and make u piss jeans
Your blood leaks all ova your nikes
In the nights like Tyson biting in fights
She's walking in tha spar glass of cider and...
#music
#freedom
#sports
#art
#passion
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Me nuh cheesy-quaver
Ring ring on tha dog&bone
Wagwan bruv yow you're on your own
I'm cotchin' 2day juz me and she
In our shangrila under tha sheets
But shit pops up from tha streets
I've got a big Mac if you cats want beef
She's my Mallory,I'm her Micky
Pop some vallery,roll some sticky
What's the crack then in tha crack den
Lightin' pipes what's crackalackin'?
She's a nutta when she's on tha beer
Glassed 1 chic , clipped 1 in tha ear
She made tha rag , tha local paper
Fuck free parties , me no cheesyquaver !
My creps are nike , my...
Wagwan bruv yow you're on your own
I'm cotchin' 2day juz me and she
In our shangrila under tha sheets
But shit pops up from tha streets
I've got a big Mac if you cats want beef
She's my Mallory,I'm her Micky
Pop some vallery,roll some sticky
What's the crack then in tha crack den
Lightin' pipes what's crackalackin'?
She's a nutta when she's on tha beer
Glassed 1 chic , clipped 1 in tha ear
She made tha rag , tha local paper
Fuck free parties , me no cheesyquaver !
My creps are nike , my...
#happiness
#courage
#dark
#romantic
#vanity
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Float like a butterfly
Float like a butterfly sting like a bee
A lot of man look but they don't wanna see
You're down with tha sheep not with tha street
I can be a good butcher if you really want beef !
It's all good in tha hood down at perfects projects
Tha wild wild west got nervous suspects!
Aratatatat it's a riot in tha flats
And the rozzers want me porridge where's Jimi Tatz at ?
If you're gonna call me James then you better call me Bond
Listen to my songs they don't know where I'm from
For a lot of black cock you got a pretty tight gash
It's a mess...
A lot of man look but they don't wanna see
You're down with tha sheep not with tha street
I can be a good butcher if you really want beef !
It's all good in tha hood down at perfects projects
Tha wild wild west got nervous suspects!
Aratatatat it's a riot in tha flats
And the rozzers want me porridge where's Jimi Tatz at ?
If you're gonna call me James then you better call me Bond
Listen to my songs they don't know where I'm from
For a lot of black cock you got a pretty tight gash
It's a mess...
#women
#men
#BestFriend
#friendship
#humankind
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Murderous baseline
I rock a nice little whistle like Italians
On tha street shot weed, speed, and valium .
I'll pop a few vera while I'm cider gliding
Your juz new to tha scene an outsider finding !
Me nuh wannabe gangster, I'm a g, I'm a geezer
Cooler than my speed that I keep in tha freezer
Trap billy whizz to you kids by tha nisa
I'm a menace like Bart play the part no Lisa..
I'm good at jumping walls if it's down to trump
While I'm runnin' from tha rozzers, down in tha dumps
Tax kush from u bush-mans, give u a thumpin'
I'm a baller on tha court...
On tha street shot weed, speed, and valium .
I'll pop a few vera while I'm cider gliding
Your juz new to tha scene an outsider finding !
Me nuh wannabe gangster, I'm a g, I'm a geezer
Cooler than my speed that I keep in tha freezer
Trap billy whizz to you kids by tha nisa
I'm a menace like Bart play the part no Lisa..
I'm good at jumping walls if it's down to trump
While I'm runnin' from tha rozzers, down in tha dumps
Tax kush from u bush-mans, give u a thumpin'
I'm a baller on tha court...
#anger
#anxiety
#dark
#confusion
#boredom
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Princess Vera
Got no hope got no dope got no money it ain't funny
Nick my lighter nick my cider causing mither an all nighter
Can't cotch or sit and chill hype hype nightz on jack and jills
Trying to sleep she wants a quickie insomnia got me poppin' biccies
Paralysis and all night terrors sleeping with princess Vera
Drink drugs and super Mario bros
One set of footprints I've gotta carry you hoe
I've turned over a new forest I'm back on tha wagon
I'm sippin' fruit juice while you're gluggin' your flagon .
Nick my lighter nick my cider causing mither an all nighter
Can't cotch or sit and chill hype hype nightz on jack and jills
Trying to sleep she wants a quickie insomnia got me poppin' biccies
Paralysis and all night terrors sleeping with princess Vera
Drink drugs and super Mario bros
One set of footprints I've gotta carry you hoe
I've turned over a new forest I'm back on tha wagon
I'm sippin' fruit juice while you're gluggin' your flagon .
#alcohol
#drugs
#tobacco
#addiction
#temptation
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