Submissions by JiltedJohnny
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
SONG LYRICS
Published
6th Sep 2022 9:20am
6th Sep 2022 9:20am
Eating or heating
Did you think they would take it lying down?
My spendable income has taken a beating
You’ve every reason to govern honest and fair
How come I’ve to choose between eating and heating?
W5sep2022
Kind regards, Gus
My spendable income has taken a beating
You’ve every reason to govern honest and fair
How come I’ve to choose between eating and heating?
W5sep2022
Kind regards, Gus
#LifeStruggles
314 reads
8 Comments
SONG LYRICS
Published
30th Aug 2022 12:47pm
30th Aug 2022 12:47pm
Loving You (repost) - Faithmaree (Faith Elisabeth Brigham) & Jilted Johnny aka Gus
In spite of two bumps, many DUP’ers didn’t read or listen the beautiful lyrics that inspired this song. It is a huge success abroad, would you believe? Yes, of course you would. In approx. 14 days after posting, over a 1.000 listens. Edit: as 2023 is approaching, I checked the state of affaires where the reads and listens are concerned.
It has stopped at 8.450 as per 1st of Nov 2023!!!
I am extremely proud to have had this cooperation!
This poem was written by
@Faithmairee
The song is is coop, and posting has her full OK.
...
It has stopped at 8.450 as per 1st of Nov 2023!!!
I am extremely proud to have had this cooperation!
This poem was written by
@Faithmairee
The song is is coop, and posting has her full OK.
...
#love
398 reads
17 Comments
SONG LYRICS
Published
16th Aug 2022 5:29am
16th Aug 2022 5:29am
Do I hear impeachment
This one was written some 2.5 years ago. And, perhaps naïvely, I thought that he had left the stage. Now I’m no longer sure…..
A higgeldy piggeldy:
Two sets of four lines.
6 syllables per line.
Second line of the second set is one word of 6 syllables.
Last line of each set (to your own liking) 4 or 6 syllables.
Last lines of the two sets must rhyme.
This one = 3 groups of 2 sets.
Voilà!
Do I hear impeachment?
Trotsky was removed from
a picture of Stalin
almost a century
foul politics
Leaked talks...
A higgeldy piggeldy:
Two sets of four lines.
6 syllables per line.
Second line of the second set is one word of 6 syllables.
Last line of each set (to your own liking) 4 or 6 syllables.
Last lines of the two sets must rhyme.
This one = 3 groups of 2 sets.
Voilà!
Do I hear impeachment?
Trotsky was removed from
a picture of Stalin
almost a century
foul politics
Leaked talks...
#politics
386 reads
2 Comments
SONG LYRICS
Published
30th Jul 2022 6:59am
30th Jul 2022 6:59am
IWVB
IWVB
Ik wil
Van bil
W1967
I’ve taken the liberty to be prompted by Dizzzzzzy’s So, what your saying is....
Mine is Dutch (yes, sorry), very old, and very compact.
Untranslatable, alas.
Kind regards, Gus
Ik wil
Van bil
W1967
I’ve taken the liberty to be prompted by Dizzzzzzy’s So, what your saying is....
Mine is Dutch (yes, sorry), very old, and very compact.
Untranslatable, alas.
Kind regards, Gus
#sex
352 reads
1 Comment
MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
22nd Jul 2022 6:14pm
22nd Jul 2022 6:14pm
Oriënt expres murder
It’s Poirot’s mistake
Orient express: murder?
No! Chinese kitchen!
W22jul2022
Inspired by the murder mystery haiku thread. A senryu.
https://www.orientexpressamsterdam.nl/
Enjoy the senryu or your meal.
Kind regards, Gus
Orient express: murder?
No! Chinese kitchen!
W22jul2022
Inspired by the murder mystery haiku thread. A senryu.
https://www.orientexpressamsterdam.nl/
Enjoy the senryu or your meal.
Kind regards, Gus
#DeepUndergroundPoetry
418 reads
5 Comments
SONG LYRICS
Published
20th Jul 2022 1:26pm
20th Jul 2022 1:26pm
Twee vrouwen/Two women
Twee vrouwen
Br
Kijk naar je hart als je woning
Waar je zó veilig kan zijn
Als een plaats waar het geluk groeit
Begint als een doperwt klein maar fijn
Ch
Twee vrouwen, God kun je dat aan?
Je weet het antwoord meteen
Hun gewicht is beduidend minder
Dan dat van je vrouw alleen
Zonder te vragen wat het is
Neemt Cathy een flinke slok
En zoent me diep onmiddellijk
Tot ‘k ‘t bijna niet meer trok
Ashley doet een greep naar de fles
Pakt hem al vol ongeduld
Cathy, die nu actie...
Br
Kijk naar je hart als je woning
Waar je zó veilig kan zijn
Als een plaats waar het geluk groeit
Begint als een doperwt klein maar fijn
Ch
Twee vrouwen, God kun je dat aan?
Je weet het antwoord meteen
Hun gewicht is beduidend minder
Dan dat van je vrouw alleen
Zonder te vragen wat het is
Neemt Cathy een flinke slok
En zoent me diep onmiddellijk
Tot ‘k ‘t bijna niet meer trok
Ashley doet een greep naar de fles
Pakt hem al vol ongeduld
Cathy, die nu actie...
#romantic
389 reads
5 Comments
SONG LYRICS
Published
20th Jul 2022 6:09am
20th Jul 2022 6:09am
Thingsyoudowithyourmouth
I know that you want me
As much as I want you
But I love the way that
You show it too
You smile seductively
Thingsyoudowithyourmouth
A poem about your mouth?
Easy to do
W20jul2022
Kind regards, Gus
As much as I want you
But I love the way that
You show it too
You smile seductively
Thingsyoudowithyourmouth
A poem about your mouth?
Easy to do
W20jul2022
Kind regards, Gus
#love
332 reads
8 Comments
SONG LYRICS
Published
16th Jul 2022 1:14pm
16th Jul 2022 1:14pm
Cheat sheet
Hoi hoi
A prompt made me write lyrics to fit the photo and (2021 - 338 #7, 8, 9, and 10) I
Still don’t know why I picked #8.
Well, anyway, here it is:
Cheat sheet
When I stand on my stage I see
Flocks of seagulls passing by
And because the sky is cloudless
I see them with my mind’s eye
What a funny coincidence
‘Statisticly’ very strange
Is it a wide angle vision?
Angle? Don’t know, it’s wide range
Black Lives Matter - yes, that’s for sure
There’s more to this...
A prompt made me write lyrics to fit the photo and (2021 - 338 #7, 8, 9, and 10) I
Still don’t know why I picked #8.
Well, anyway, here it is:
Cheat sheet
When I stand on my stage I see
Flocks of seagulls passing by
And because the sky is cloudless
I see them with my mind’s eye
What a funny coincidence
‘Statisticly’ very strange
Is it a wide angle vision?
Angle? Don’t know, it’s wide range
Black Lives Matter - yes, that’s for sure
There’s more to this...
#relationships
335 reads
5 Comments
SONG LYRICS
Published
26th Jun 2022 10:33am
26th Jun 2022 10:33am
Andy L-Tryptofaan/Andy L-Tryptophan
Hoi hoi
Another song in both Dutch and English.
De Nederlandse tekst:
Andy, heet eigenlijk Andrea. Maar wordt altijd Andy genoemd.
Link voor Nederlandse versie:
https://soundclick.com/r/s8cf7t
Andy L Tryptofaan
't Is de vochtige droom van Andy
zij weet van de prins geen kwaad
z'heeft een mooie glim in d'r ogen
twee vingers in haar lijf: 't is te laat
Ze heeft wel zin in een verzetje
niet moeilijk hoor, she swings both ways
haar scooter werd laatst teruggevonden
afgezien daarvan Ellis of...
Another song in both Dutch and English.
De Nederlandse tekst:
Andy, heet eigenlijk Andrea. Maar wordt altijd Andy genoemd.
Link voor Nederlandse versie:
https://soundclick.com/r/s8cf7t
Andy L Tryptofaan
't Is de vochtige droom van Andy
zij weet van de prins geen kwaad
z'heeft een mooie glim in d'r ogen
twee vingers in haar lijf: 't is te laat
Ze heeft wel zin in een verzetje
niet moeilijk hoor, she swings both ways
haar scooter werd laatst teruggevonden
afgezien daarvan Ellis of...
#happiness
248 reads
2 Comments
SONG LYRICS
Published
30th May 2022 2:35pm
30th May 2022 2:35pm
Wat is Ginger een heerlijk wicht/with Ginger
Another one/couple in a series of Dutch/English Songs.
We know so much about cancer (or you name it), how come we know nothing about blushing?
A song with a previous life.
Wat is Ginger toch een heerlijk wicht
Link to the Dutch version
https://soundclick.com/r/s8cjgl
Dat blozen voor veel mensen
een rotte eigenschap is
terwijl ik vind het wel leuk hoor
heel leuk zelfs, niks mee mis
En omdat het ook kan volgen op
een complimentje - ook nog gemeend
je zou d'r z'wat katten
zodat ze...
We know so much about cancer (or you name it), how come we know nothing about blushing?
A song with a previous life.
Wat is Ginger toch een heerlijk wicht
Link to the Dutch version
https://soundclick.com/r/s8cjgl
Dat blozen voor veel mensen
een rotte eigenschap is
terwijl ik vind het wel leuk hoor
heel leuk zelfs, niks mee mis
En omdat het ook kan volgen op
een complimentje - ook nog gemeend
je zou d'r z'wat katten
zodat ze...
#love
#strength
294 reads
4 Comments
SONG LYRICS
Published
20th May 2022 4:42pm
20th May 2022 4:42pm
Half night stands
From a series of songs both in Dutch and in English:
Half night stands
Why do we bother with a one night stand if a half night stand is enough?
Right! Asking will give you the answer.
Backing of both versions is the same. The only difference is in the lyrics. And the mix, slightly, perhaps.
Half night stands (Dutch)
The link for the Dutch version:
https://soundclick.com/r/s8c7k3
Wij wachten niet tot het daglicht
ons weer samen wakker kust
dat soort kleffe romantiekjes
dat beneemt ons...
Half night stands
Why do we bother with a one night stand if a half night stand is enough?
Right! Asking will give you the answer.
Backing of both versions is the same. The only difference is in the lyrics. And the mix, slightly, perhaps.
Half night stands (Dutch)
The link for the Dutch version:
https://soundclick.com/r/s8c7k3
Wij wachten niet tot het daglicht
ons weer samen wakker kust
dat soort kleffe romantiekjes
dat beneemt ons...
#happiness
#love
#strength #emotions
#strength #emotions
487 reads
5 Comments
SONG LYRICS
Published
13th May 2022 9:08am
13th May 2022 9:08am
Spin the bottle/Wheel see
Choices, choices, choices. Sometimes it's more fun to let the Wheel or the Bottle decide.
First, who takes off his or her or their clothes and in what order. And ultimately, who gets whom for the night?
A baroque, hyper romantic type of song. Longing. But longing for what? Wheel see?
Spin the bottle/Wheel see
Oh yes, maybe it's in the leaflet
But then again, maybe the specs
You can feel the tension rising
Something's going on, she begs
Many women are control freaks
But then again, there are also men
Feeling...
First, who takes off his or her or their clothes and in what order. And ultimately, who gets whom for the night?
A baroque, hyper romantic type of song. Longing. But longing for what? Wheel see?
Spin the bottle/Wheel see
Oh yes, maybe it's in the leaflet
But then again, maybe the specs
You can feel the tension rising
Something's going on, she begs
Many women are control freaks
But then again, there are also men
Feeling...
#lust
#orgasm
330 reads
2 Comments
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