Submissions by FATBOY300PLUS
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
i've been writing since the ninth grade. Started out doing love and pain stuff. Switched to more inspirational and instructive words as i've gotten closer to 50. lots of my work is self therapeutic. Hope to help someone else.
MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
10th Jan 2023 11:43am
10th Jan 2023 11:43am
Trying Too Hard To Sound Intellectual
Inherent pulchritude covers clueless ineptitude
Marmot
Burbot
Turbot
Bergamot
The weirdest thing
I ever saw?
A blue macaque and a blue macaw
Wrapped up in a neon blue mackinaw
Yep some folks needs to stay out the dictionary (me, mainly)
The scary part is that all these words are real
That first pompous monstrosity translates to "Natural beauty hides glaring incompetence" in real people words
Enjoy. Have a laff.
Life is brief. Make your own pompous monstrosities.
Marmot
Burbot
Turbot
Bergamot
The weirdest thing
I ever saw?
A blue macaque and a blue macaw
Wrapped up in a neon blue mackinaw
Yep some folks needs to stay out the dictionary (me, mainly)
The scary part is that all these words are real
That first pompous monstrosity translates to "Natural beauty hides glaring incompetence" in real people words
Enjoy. Have a laff.
Life is brief. Make your own pompous monstrosities.
#funny
369 reads
5 Comments
EROTIC POEM
Published
14th Dec 2022 6:34pm
14th Dec 2022 6:34pm
She Is What She Is, And Beautifully So
Not just Black
But Beautifully Black
A Blindingly Brilliant Blackness that absorbs all the sun's light
Perfectly
And soaks up all the attention, love, and adoration one can give to skin so lovely
And returns one thousand-fold a wonderful, visual magic more powerful than even the most fertile, imaginative mind could envision
She is that which I crave
Desire for her purifying, permeating, and flavoring the very air that I breathe
Her color igniting my hunger with every look
She is gorgeously dark
Skin glistening...
But Beautifully Black
A Blindingly Brilliant Blackness that absorbs all the sun's light
Perfectly
And soaks up all the attention, love, and adoration one can give to skin so lovely
And returns one thousand-fold a wonderful, visual magic more powerful than even the most fertile, imaginative mind could envision
She is that which I crave
Desire for her purifying, permeating, and flavoring the very air that I breathe
Her color igniting my hunger with every look
She is gorgeously dark
Skin glistening...
#romantic
#spiritual
#sensual #passion
#sensual #passion
538 reads
6 Comments
OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
12th Dec 2022 6:44pm
12th Dec 2022 6:44pm
Toxic Masculinity?
To what or
To whom?
The noun itself or
The dosage?
Breathing air kills a goldfish
Lungs full of drinkable water,
will kill a human
Table salt is death to a garden slug
Yet it makes the gravy over my rice taste fantastic
Nearly as satisfying as the cube steak from whence comes its flavor
Salt does not make proper lemonade
Neither does sugar create a spicier chili
But without bravado and brashness and puffery some folks might never become as brave as they claim
Fearless, hard-hearted...
To whom?
The noun itself or
The dosage?
Breathing air kills a goldfish
Lungs full of drinkable water,
will kill a human
Table salt is death to a garden slug
Yet it makes the gravy over my rice taste fantastic
Nearly as satisfying as the cube steak from whence comes its flavor
Salt does not make proper lemonade
Neither does sugar create a spicier chili
But without bravado and brashness and puffery some folks might never become as brave as they claim
Fearless, hard-hearted...
#love
#strength
#courage #determination
#courage #determination
464 reads
10 Comments
OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
12th Dec 2022 2:14pm
12th Dec 2022 2:14pm
English Is F@#kk'd Up!!
This language is nutz!!
Synonyms?
Homonyms?
Antonyms?
Mama n dems?
Man, F@#k It!!
Same word
Different word
Wrong word
My head hurts!!
66 is a famous "Route" across America
66-15 is a horrible "rout" in a football game
regardless of who was favored
Traffic is "routed" around a pileup on I-75
However, 75-40 in the ACC title game means UNC has "routed" another poor, hapless group of souls
One's travel path between cities is the chosen "route"
But homes can be shifted off their foundations...
Synonyms?
Homonyms?
Antonyms?
Mama n dems?
Man, F@#k It!!
Same word
Different word
Wrong word
My head hurts!!
66 is a famous "Route" across America
66-15 is a horrible "rout" in a football game
regardless of who was favored
Traffic is "routed" around a pileup on I-75
However, 75-40 in the ACC title game means UNC has "routed" another poor, hapless group of souls
One's travel path between cities is the chosen "route"
But homes can be shifted off their foundations...
#evolution
#PowerOfWords
#learning
285 reads
8 Comments
OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
20th Nov 2022 1:43pm
20th Nov 2022 1:43pm
Not Nary Another One...
Sick of em
Don't wanna see
not another damned one...
Of them slave movies
Of them sad movies
Of them "triumph of the human spirit over adversity" movies
No Damn More
Please
Of those movies where a man takes Shit from a physical and intellectual inferior, just cuz he needs the job
Or is trying to avoid jail
I want my entertainment to help me forget my shitty reality for 2 hours
Not steep my brain in more BullShit
Captain America fought the "enemy" in World War 2
Wouldn't a Black Panther movie look...
Don't wanna see
not another damned one...
Of them slave movies
Of them sad movies
Of them "triumph of the human spirit over adversity" movies
No Damn More
Please
Of those movies where a man takes Shit from a physical and intellectual inferior, just cuz he needs the job
Or is trying to avoid jail
I want my entertainment to help me forget my shitty reality for 2 hours
Not steep my brain in more BullShit
Captain America fought the "enemy" in World War 2
Wouldn't a Black Panther movie look...
#anger
#heartbroken
#CallToAction
315 reads
5 Comments
UPBEAT INSPIRATIONAL POEM
Published
23rd Aug 2022 4:55pm
23rd Aug 2022 4:55pm
Rare and Exquisite Stranger
Ever looked at a Woman you did not know?
And
could not look away
Enjoying the experience
while slightly concerned she might notice,
and concerned too, might ask "if you had never before seen a Woman?"
Now
How to answer her? because
Certain that you had "seen a Woman"
You're also certain that her unique blend of beauty, skin color, and a walk across the room, which obviously comes from a "poise born of confidence
is both memorable
and Rare
Had I seen a Woman?
I had
But not often, ...
And
could not look away
Enjoying the experience
while slightly concerned she might notice,
and concerned too, might ask "if you had never before seen a Woman?"
Now
How to answer her? because
Certain that you had "seen a Woman"
You're also certain that her unique blend of beauty, skin color, and a walk across the room, which obviously comes from a "poise born of confidence
is both memorable
and Rare
Had I seen a Woman?
I had
But not often, ...
#beauty
#spiritual
#crush #seductive
#crush #seductive
281 reads
3 Comments
UPBEAT INSPIRATIONAL POEM
Published
20th Aug 2022 11:26pm
20th Aug 2022 11:26pm
How To Tell Your Woman Her Dress Is Too Tight
I don't like the way that dress squeezes your beauty and restricts the mesmerizing flow of your movements
I like the way the other one allows your body to shake, shimmy, and tease when you walk.
I love the way it reminds me why I can never take my eyes off you
and why my body never forgets the thrill it feels whenever you sashay your pretty self up close to me.
That dress is definitely the one I want to see you in
I like the way the other one allows your body to shake, shimmy, and tease when you walk.
I love the way it reminds me why I can never take my eyes off you
and why my body never forgets the thrill it feels whenever you sashay your pretty self up close to me.
That dress is definitely the one I want to see you in
#beauty
#funny
#dialogue
372 reads
4 Comments
EROTIC POEM
Published
19th Aug 2022 11:53am
19th Aug 2022 11:53am
Collared Bitch
#erotic
#BDSM
#seductive
404 reads
3 Comments
EROTIC POEM
Published
29th May 2022 11:26am
29th May 2022 11:26am
Booty Hug
I love my girl's hips
With my fingers and lips
Wrap my arms round her waist
With my chest near that "place"
Maybe later I'll taste
For now,
just share her space
Her thighs fill my hands
Heat rises
up towards my face
With my fingers and lips
Wrap my arms round her waist
With my chest near that "place"
Maybe later I'll taste
For now,
just share her space
Her thighs fill my hands
Heat rises
up towards my face
#romantic
#sleep
595 reads
6 Comments
UPBEAT INSPIRATIONAL POEM
Published
4th May 2022 2:36pm
4th May 2022 2:36pm
Timeless
Seems like only yesterday that I met you
I know that's not right
Cuz I was a man, fully grown, when I made you my own
Looking at my time with you
I realize how much more I have grown as a man
The years have flown
The passage of time feels swift
But I have not missed a thing
Not one kiss or caress
Not a hug
Or a meal
Or the way that you've shown me
that the words you speak
Mirror what you feel
Not once do I feel like I'm missing out on anything by spending my time with you
It's been years ...
I know that's not right
Cuz I was a man, fully grown, when I made you my own
Looking at my time with you
I realize how much more I have grown as a man
The years have flown
The passage of time feels swift
But I have not missed a thing
Not one kiss or caress
Not a hug
Or a meal
Or the way that you've shown me
that the words you speak
Mirror what you feel
Not once do I feel like I'm missing out on anything by spending my time with you
It's been years ...
#happiness
#romantic
#spiritual
521 reads
6 Comments
EROTIC POEM
Published
14th Feb 2022 6:09pm
14th Feb 2022 6:09pm
A Valentine's Wish for a Beautiful Lady Friend
I hope you get kissed
Everywhere
I hope he run his lips all over your body
And come right back for seconds
Just greedy for you
As if each time his lips pass over your pretty, smooth skin
Just a little bit of your irresistible sweetness melts into his mouth and makes him unwilling to move on
I hope he holds onto you
Tightly
And twists you into beautiful, delicious female origami
And pays loving attention to every crease, every crevice, and every fold
I hope he puts everything he has into every thrust he...
Everywhere
I hope he run his lips all over your body
And come right back for seconds
Just greedy for you
As if each time his lips pass over your pretty, smooth skin
Just a little bit of your irresistible sweetness melts into his mouth and makes him unwilling to move on
I hope he holds onto you
Tightly
And twists you into beautiful, delicious female origami
And pays loving attention to every crease, every crevice, and every fold
I hope he puts everything he has into every thrust he...
#erotic
#dreams
#spiritual
658 reads
5 Comments
UPBEAT INSPIRATIONAL POEM
Published
17th Sep 2021 7:08pm
17th Sep 2021 7:08pm
Like Sleeping In The Rain
You, my dear, relax me
Like rain upon a rooftop
Like the silence between each falling drop
Like the peace that descends when those wet drops go plop
Like how we snuggle contentedly
when the "love touching" stops
Breathing and listening
to drops hit the rooftop
Like rain upon a rooftop
Like the silence between each falling drop
Like the peace that descends when those wet drops go plop
Like how we snuggle contentedly
when the "love touching" stops
Breathing and listening
to drops hit the rooftop
#romantic
#nature
#spiritual #sensual
#spiritual #sensual
626 reads
10 Comments
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