Submissions by Bentley (Haley)

Friends are cool, friends are fun, we always hang out in the sun, no matter what the weather, we never were out like leather, we tell jokes, we tell pranks, best of all we never fall, even if we fall, we always make our special call,

I miss my new puppy Bentley you see, so please don't mess with me,
I love him so,
He means the world to me,
If I don't have he, I will cry and scream Liberty let me free!,
Bentley, my new puppy you see, is the best to me, and only for me,
Therefore he is my life,
If you mess with my puppydog, you will get the knife,
All great news to hear, oh how much I would shed a tear if he was eaten by a big deer!,
Now you see that Bentley is the one year old Maltese-Yorkie,who loves me and my hubby to be,

What the hell,
My heart just sank and fell,all because of a stupid email I just received,
So please, you are still the one for me,from land to the barreling sea,
Were gonna have some fun,
Ohh baby you are gonna fuck these buns,
Yummy and delicious, I sure am nutricious,
I love you so, so please don't ever go,
Forget about those haters, let it just be you and me,