Submissions by AfterSexDilemma
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
If I were me, I'd shutup...
Antisocial Sociopath
People with vaginas have lower IQ's.
They actually waste time trying to be my friend.
FOR YEARS!
Stressing over nothing.
Idiocracy.
wow, so smart.
It's like they never learn.
I have a vagina and I learned,
That dicks go in them.
Now I'm happy.
:D
They actually waste time trying to be my friend.
FOR YEARS!
Stressing over nothing.
Idiocracy.
wow, so smart.
It's like they never learn.
I have a vagina and I learned,
That dicks go in them.
Now I'm happy.
:D
#funny
#TruthOfLife
81 reads
12 Comments
Sadness
Why allow people who are rude,
Have things your daughter rarely gets?
Why trust people who can't help,
Someone they've never met?
Why be friendly to a world,
That wallows in regrets?
Why destroy an innocent child,
So you can get ahead?
Why laugh when she's not around,
To hear what you said?
Why talk to people that are there,
When I constantly worry if she is dead?
Why wake up every morning,
And waste time making the bed?
Why smile if you're not happy,
After you heard the...
Have things your daughter rarely gets?
Why trust people who can't help,
Someone they've never met?
Why be friendly to a world,
That wallows in regrets?
Why destroy an innocent child,
So you can get ahead?
Why laugh when she's not around,
To hear what you said?
Why talk to people that are there,
When I constantly worry if she is dead?
Why wake up every morning,
And waste time making the bed?
Why smile if you're not happy,
After you heard the...
#depression
65 reads
8 Comments
Dick Sauce
The hair is warm and cozy.
Covering my face.
It's musky yet inviting.
It's my privacy it invades.
It's intent is all around me.
It's my happy place.
I have no shame.
I have no worry.
I can close my eyes to purity.
Hair doesn't have a face.
Covering my face.
It's musky yet inviting.
It's my privacy it invades.
It's intent is all around me.
It's my happy place.
I have no shame.
I have no worry.
I can close my eyes to purity.
Hair doesn't have a face.
#morality
68 reads
9 Comments
Blood
I blow my nose
Just to release the blood
That overflows.
Both ends,
I'm budding like a rose.
Heart is racing,
The anger shows.
So much pain;
The stress.
I gotta let it go.
If you're in my line of sight,
You're just another foe.
When I'm high,
You're low.
So watch your head,
Not your toes.
Just to release the blood
That overflows.
Both ends,
I'm budding like a rose.
Heart is racing,
The anger shows.
So much pain;
The stress.
I gotta let it go.
If you're in my line of sight,
You're just another foe.
When I'm high,
You're low.
So watch your head,
Not your toes.
#dark
77 reads
3 Comments
So funny! Let's laugh!
I went to nightshift
To hear people laugh at someone
Who needed help.
Just to have those same people,
Turn around and try and "help" me.
And they wonder why I hate them.
Hahahaha!!!!
To hear people laugh at someone
Who needed help.
Just to have those same people,
Turn around and try and "help" me.
And they wonder why I hate them.
Hahahaha!!!!
#dark
#funny
73 reads
12 Comments
Hey!
Hey!
I need attention every 5 minutes!
I incriminate everyone i talk to.
I'm totally under cover.
Just watch me every night.
My friends aren't too bright.
Hopefully my enemies don't want to fight.
Your attention has me high as a kite.
My sister is a ticket to my rights.
She's not mentally there enough,
To realize I'm the parasite!
Maybe someone will save her.
She's a sorry sight.
Maybe someone will embrace her,
Once I'm kicked aside.
I need attention every 5 minutes!
I incriminate everyone i talk to.
I'm totally under cover.
Just watch me every night.
My friends aren't too bright.
Hopefully my enemies don't want to fight.
Your attention has me high as a kite.
My sister is a ticket to my rights.
She's not mentally there enough,
To realize I'm the parasite!
Maybe someone will save her.
She's a sorry sight.
Maybe someone will embrace her,
Once I'm kicked aside.
#funny
#TruthOfLife
72 reads
4 Comments
Real Help
Guys don't waste time talking
They just know you.
Guys don't ask how you're doing,
They just adore you.
Guys don't need the attention,
They just want to own you.
Guys are just the people you need,
And always go to.
They just know you.
Guys don't ask how you're doing,
They just adore you.
Guys don't need the attention,
They just want to own you.
Guys are just the people you need,
And always go to.
#TruthOfLife
80 reads
15 Comments
Addicted
A dick said I'm messed up in the head.
That was food for thought,
Then I went to bed.
I dreamed of a keg.
Chugging on the barstool,
With a broken leg.
I won that race.
I don't need to eat the veg.
Just praise the Lord, Alcohol, i pledge.
A dick said he wanted me to be happy.
So he emotionally trapped me.
In an empty keg.
On a broken barstool.
Underfed.
So I praised the Lord, Alcohol, instead.
Lmao
That was food for thought,
Then I went to bed.
I dreamed of a keg.
Chugging on the barstool,
With a broken leg.
I won that race.
I don't need to eat the veg.
Just praise the Lord, Alcohol, i pledge.
A dick said he wanted me to be happy.
So he emotionally trapped me.
In an empty keg.
On a broken barstool.
Underfed.
So I praised the Lord, Alcohol, instead.
Lmao
#alcohol
#funny
71 reads
2 Comments
Stop Hiding
Why hide?
If your feelings are real.
Where's the appeal?
Of fake faces and secret deals.
Friendships with losers,
Is that mass appeal?
Or the desperation,
You try not to reveal?
You threaten to kill.
Like it's your last meal.
I know it's all a shill.
A petty amusement and a thrill.
But what happens,
When you take that last pill?
When your fate is sealed?
And the only one you tried to convince,
Doesn't think you're real?
If your feelings are real.
Where's the appeal?
Of fake faces and secret deals.
Friendships with losers,
Is that mass appeal?
Or the desperation,
You try not to reveal?
You threaten to kill.
Like it's your last meal.
I know it's all a shill.
A petty amusement and a thrill.
But what happens,
When you take that last pill?
When your fate is sealed?
And the only one you tried to convince,
Doesn't think you're real?
#philosophical
76 reads
2 Comments
Fatso's Dad
My NY friend from high school.
You make me smile.
I miss you.
Can't believe we're still in touch.
Fatso enjoyed the house,
You bought for him and his gf.
I hope we talk soon.
You gave me the support,
When everyone was against me.
I'm glad your ex wife finally came through.
All the support you gave through her addiction,
Now you're here for me too.
I wish there was some way I can help you.
I hope your kids grow to be as awesome as you.
11 years and I still wish I could kiss you.
Fatso and his...
You make me smile.
I miss you.
Can't believe we're still in touch.
Fatso enjoyed the house,
You bought for him and his gf.
I hope we talk soon.
You gave me the support,
When everyone was against me.
I'm glad your ex wife finally came through.
All the support you gave through her addiction,
Now you're here for me too.
I wish there was some way I can help you.
I hope your kids grow to be as awesome as you.
11 years and I still wish I could kiss you.
Fatso and his...
#memories
72 reads
4 Comments
I'm Attractive
Running in circles
Shaking my titties
Got you thinking I'm crazy
But I know things
Trying to buy me
But I already got you
I got you!
Running in circles.
Silly you.
I'm attractive
Yeah! Check the nudes!
I'm living in utopia,
Far from you!
Run in circles!
So I can laugh at you.
I bet you think I'm crazy.
For calling you out,
For what you do.
Ill shake my titties.
Then laugh at you.
While you think youre better,
When you don't have a clue.
...
Shaking my titties
Got you thinking I'm crazy
But I know things
Trying to buy me
But I already got you
I got you!
Running in circles.
Silly you.
I'm attractive
Yeah! Check the nudes!
I'm living in utopia,
Far from you!
Run in circles!
So I can laugh at you.
I bet you think I'm crazy.
For calling you out,
For what you do.
Ill shake my titties.
Then laugh at you.
While you think youre better,
When you don't have a clue.
...
#funny
79 reads
7 Comments
Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday, Big Brother!
All your minions are at my mercy.
Fuck your low life little sister!
She has to expose you,
To get to me now.
Funny! :D
All your minions are at my mercy.
Fuck your low life little sister!
She has to expose you,
To get to me now.
Funny! :D
#funny
69 reads
6 Comments
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