Erotica Done Right 18+!!!
His name is Dire a legion
of his own
Blonde maidens he commands
His legend is well known
Pull alongside him, tell
me what you see
The image of a warrior
a long braided goatee
To catch him in your sights,
makes Motherfuckers turn
for within every woman the need
for him burns
Ladies hide your daughters
from this beast and his
loaded gun
His behavior will ruin them
Or whoevers next to cum
His skill left the bedroom
it seems long ago
His seed is his ammo from here
to Glasgow
He's watched behind walls
through fences and vines
To see why they scream his name
all through the night
This warriors flogging
of maidens in heat
Should leave him depleted
and wear down his meat
No
dire is strength he's one of a kind
Forever he will be
a legion of mankind
Anonymous
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Social Distancing Update
recent government recommendations for social distancing:
scientists have found that
during missionary sex
partners faces are closer
than the minimum safe
distance of three feet
therefore all
face to face
frontal sex is now
prohibited
violators will be
persecuted
no more
kissy face or
whispering sweet
somethings
if you wish to speak to your partner during
sex do it via cellphone or shout loudly
orogenital, doggy style and anal sex
are still permitted
(couples under three feet in height
must abstain from sex
as there is no way
for them to maintain
safe social distance)
stay tuned for further updates as the crisis progresses
[this is a joke. no government officials were harmed in the writing of this poem]
(C) 2020 Raibeart Bruis
recent government recommendations for social distancing:
scientists have found that
during missionary sex
partners faces are closer
than the minimum safe
distance of three feet
therefore all
face to face
frontal sex is now
prohibited
violators will be
persecuted
no more
kissy face or
whispering sweet
somethings
if you wish to speak to your partner during
sex do it via cellphone or shout loudly
orogenital, doggy style and anal sex
are still permitted
(couples under three feet in height
must abstain from sex
as there is no way
for them to maintain
safe social distance)
stay tuned for further updates as the crisis progresses
[this is a joke. no government officials were harmed in the writing of this poem]
(C) 2020 Raibeart Bruis
Anonymous
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Come with me
Let me enter and breed
with the most intimate
parts of you
Your disorganization thrills me
creates more of me
Let me touch each cell
as your fear fuels my desire
Charge me with your trembling
and uncertainty
Your body
is my beautiful habitat
I claim it as my own
Let me explode inside you
my impulse will come alive
within you.
Burning you inside
to the levels you have
not known
Die with me
isolate with me
as I fill you with my desire
to remain alive
Nothing can stop me now
Speak nothing of retaliation
Bar the moon and the stars
The ancients they sleep
As I play
But a few will harass
with the ways of old
Tempting you with balance
Teasing you with foolish
numbers and words
Hear me I belong to you
