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Poetry competition CLOSED 21st June 2016 6:20pm
WINNER
dejure (vick)
dejure (vick)
RUNNER-UP:
Jade-Pandora
Poeticize F**K
Anonymous
Poetry Contest Description
write a traditional haiku containing the word F**K, F*****G Etc.
The task is to write a haiku using the F word or any of its forms Fuck, Fucking, Fucker, Fucked and all the colloquial variations
(apologies for the foul language, it is meant to highlight the irony of the word for the purposes of art)
The standard haiku format of 17 syllables
line one: 5 (Syllables)
line two: 7
line three: 5
(apologies for the foul language, it is meant to highlight the irony of the word for the purposes of art)
The standard haiku format of 17 syllables
line one: 5 (Syllables)
line two: 7
line three: 5
Well suck my titties
I likes your pretty pucker
Suck mother fucker!
Till my nips stick out..
Like pinky tips from your lips..
Mm that pretty pout...
Then finger fuck me
But dont dare stop sucking me
Mother fucker hear!?
Cuz i likes that mouth
Later on doll...you go south.
No! Not cock...purt mouth.....💋
I likes your pretty pucker
Suck mother fucker!
Till my nips stick out..
Like pinky tips from your lips..
Mm that pretty pout...
Then finger fuck me
But dont dare stop sucking me
Mother fucker hear!?
Cuz i likes that mouth
Later on doll...you go south.
No! Not cock...purt mouth.....💋
Anonymous
i bet if you check,
there's a comp with all the fucks:
orgasm haiku.
there's a comp with all the fucks:
orgasm haiku.
Anonymous
love the energy. cheers calamitygin
It's a Wonderful Fucking World
listen up fucker
get a personality
before Trump shoots you
road rage bullet kiss
from the fucker next to you
of course it hits me
just minding my own
then mister mo-fo comes in
fuck, what's with the bomb
think you know it all
your brain's up your ass, spastic
so think fast, you're fucked
I heard what you said
now listen to me fucker
you don't exist, bro'
you fuck like a pig
and the brown shit that you suck
comes outta yo' mouth
listen up fucker
get a personality
before Trump shoots you
road rage bullet kiss
from the fucker next to you
of course it hits me
just minding my own
then mister mo-fo comes in
fuck, what's with the bomb
think you know it all
your brain's up your ass, spastic
so think fast, you're fucked
I heard what you said
now listen to me fucker
you don't exist, bro'
you fuck like a pig
and the brown shit that you suck
comes outta yo' mouth
Anonymous
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Anonymous
The fucking fuckups job interview.
Hello mr fucker, what the fuck are you fucking here for?
I'm here for this fucking fucked company i want to fucking join it,
To fuck as many fuckers, is my fucking dream for the rest of my fucking career.
Hello mr fucker, what the fuck are you fucking here for?
I'm here for this fucking fucked company i want to fucking join it,
To fuck as many fuckers, is my fucking dream for the rest of my fucking career.
this is gonna be a fun comp
