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He's So Butt Hurt


He's so butt hurt      
He's so butt      
Fucking      
Hurt      
Rawr! Meow      
Me and my gal pals      
We really gave it to him good      
     
He's so butt hurt      
He's so butt      
Fucking      
Hurt      
Yeah, more than ever      
Likely to never see him around this hood again      
     
Similar to Chernobyl way back when      
Entering this quarantined zone      
Now takes its toll      
Dumbass      
You've got mail to open      
Check your smartphone      
I'm taken it mobile      
No, I don't wanna sext    
Next text message    
From me to you?      
Mess with my friends      
Vice versa      
You fuck with me      
Anyway you slice it      
This ends badly      
The level of humiliation?  
Depends on my generosity      
Oblivious      
Obviously      
You don't know a fucking thing about me      
Syndrome you seem to be suffering      
You're in my yard      
Outside my home      
For you      
This area is toxic      
Shock jock      
You're certainly not      
The cock of the walk      
Compared to this      
Ballistic chick      
In chic haute couture      
Yeah, Prick      
Better check the dictionary      
That's fancy French talk for,      
Hot cooter      
Aw, that's cute and all      
You wanting to pick me up      
Riding your Vespa scooter      
Doing laps around the mall      
Time to be on your way      
Not a chance in Hell any day      
The Treat in these panties      
You'll never Trick      
Face the music      
You can't touch this      
Not with even with Ryan Gosling's dick!      
     
Gag me      
     
Sick!      
     
He's so butt hurt      
He's so butt      
Fucking      
Hurt      
O-M-G      
Can you imagine what I see?      
The priceless look on his face      
     
He's so butt hurt      
He's so butt      
Fucking      
Hurt      
Yeah, more than ever      
Likely to never see him around this place anymore      
     
Think of all the cred you won't score      
Acting cool  
Like you've got me on some kind of Ignore      
Listen up, Fool      
What's been missing in your life      
Has led you to my front door      
Step into it ankle deep      
You sure did      
In a sad attempt to beef up your rep      
Who you trying to kid?      
No one cares what you say  
While I tongue twist your words      
Nine ways to Sunday      
In my city      
There are no undecided      
My word is gospel      
Bullshit  
An ample commodity      
I don't even lift a finger to sell  
Who ya think they gonna believe?      
Better leave    
Exit my drama      
Check your wrecked self      
Straight into General Hospital      
Because in front of God      
And you're Mama      
There's nothing worse      
Than what you just got      
Burned your ass white hot      
Schooled with a butt hurtin'      
     
He's so butt hurt      
He's so butt      
Fucking      
Hurt      
Snort, snicker, grunt      
Yeah, you really got me pegged      
I'm such a cunt      
     
He's so butt hurt      
He's so butt      
Fucking      
Hurt      
I'd say,      
See ya next Tuesday      
But I totally don't think you'll be back around this way like ever

Teach my fellow man preach well and scam
Eat well and plan
Always plan
All day man
Neva give up parlay man
Just party man
You've had it a hard way? Damn
All the people live in evil preaching under steeples school houses and the dr office stealing needles
Spreading diseases no vaccinations bring a plague of measles
It's the end of days
 don't plan just prey
Die ignorant thinking the world isn't bigger than
Your thoughts
Don't learn nothin fuck and
Scream and beam and be the biggest piece of shit you can for your gods
Oh look outside Fox News says sharia law
pollute shoot and loot like a not so quiet riot spreading fast and furious dog
Bring it on if your curious marshal law
You ain't parshal? naw
Start it up
Cars and guns
Look out on the horizon quit laughin
Its a seven headed dragon
KKK The pope the CIA Crips bloods kings and the NRA
We've spelled our fate and expelled any form of knowledge great
Just stop and think

The Sound Ya Booty Makes

Love the sound ya booty makes
slappin' against your sister and me
while we're all doin' doggy style
on ya momma's new chocolate coloured shag pile
Horny young boys forever slapping
ya booty in da high school class
even some curious gals
slip in a quick feel
while flashing their hallway pass

The sound ya booty makes
you must be using an amplifier
with a lot of bass
Next time try turning the treble up
and turning down the bass
just in case

This morning I woke up dead
then picked up the paper
and read my obituary
I didn't feel that great
after we did the missionary
wish I was more of a visionary
Shit, I haven't even ironed my black shirt
for my very last day of sunlight
Will I need to take a suitcase
or maybe just some shorts
and thongs on my flight

The sound ya booty makes
was maybe too loud last night
and put me in a spin
The police came by to check it all out
with some mace
just when I was about to sin

Everyone's got a craze in life
and mine just happened
to put me in a daze
Should've taken a deeper breath
when going down between ya momma's thighs
Send flowers to my bitches and ho
and never ever forget ya Niggas nice ways
Always tried to satisfy the whole damn world
but still hearing some sad arse sighs

I like the sound ya booty makes
reminds me of a dance track,
played by DJ O'Lay
While everyone's dances to a beat
I'm always hard at work
trying to get ya to play.

My Hollywood Name Is Mr. La La


Yes, I am your chosen kingpin
My Hollywood name is Mr. La La
I don't need to listen to scum
Because all ya barber is blah blah
I take whatever hood rat that want to come
Just don't try and steal my hard earned bling bling

You're so friggin dope. Well thank ya my beloved sister girly
You remind me of an ex Brady, she too was a dirty little birdie
Come into my crib and I shall show ya the best time
Grab a smoke and choke on that hot pot, it won't cost ya a dime

Ride by done while on kids bicycles are just so insane, it seems
Leaves images I witnessed, carved into my crazy nightly dreams
The wild streets aren't designed for everybody out there, up to me
That's why they invented plain old grey sidewalks, for free

I feel totally naked without it, I'm not a bad arse dirty turtle
That's what my momma once said, but even I'm shell shocked, can ya tell?
But what you see, is what it really means, or so it should
So yes! It's good to be the king of the whole damn hood

One day I spilt the beans on some loyal corner crew boys
I tell the popo, I know that's so lo lo, but they killed using one of my toys
If your not encouraged in life as a child, like most of us
You'll always be in a cage as an adult, so what's the big fuss?

Attacking Mr. La La's crib and forced his family out, without a touch of doubt
Nobody likes a smelly snitch, for they will be hunted down and blacked out
They chose a new leader of the team and told him, you better be able to cope
But he was a brother who never really new how to tie up all the loose rope

I came on back and killed the whole damn hood
A true gangsta has pride and does what he should
I just rode on by in my sleek black low riding convertible Jaguar cat
Shot up and even sliced up all those former niggas of mine, and that's that.

When I Wish Upon A Porn Star

Channelling Nostradamus from the sixteenth century
did you see what you wrote or did you just dream what we see?
When your prophecies come true, I'll say, Son your on your own
and good luck to you and the brotherhood, once hit by that invisible drone

When I wish upon a porn star
It makes me appreciate who we are
Everything that she'll be requiring
I'll think about you and make it inspiring

The Niggers bitch always seems to wear lingerie that looks a little vulgar
but never ever to slavishly try and imitate her true identity and culture
While those Kardashian dogs dress up, trying to stylise society for a fee
speaking of canines, where's the poodle named Paris, she had talent, didn't she?

When I wish upon a porn star
It makes me appreciate who we are
Everything that she'll be requiring
I'll think about you and make it inspiring

I wish upon a porn star while screaming up to ones heaven
Most pussycats lives end in nine, but my time was all over within seven
Can I make it all alone on this place they call gods extraordinary rendition
or shall I live my life not getting to know oneself and fail at my own audition

When I wish upon a porn star
It makes me appreciate who we are
Everything that she'll be requiring
I'll think about you and make it inspiring

So get back on that bronco horse and dust off that hat, worn by certain gent
they will forever try and attempt to buck off, you the rider, of this serious event
Forget about the fame and money of the overhyped lives of Hollywood stars
Live within your means and save your silver dimes in your half empty glass jars

When I wish upon a porn star
It makes me appreciate who we are
Everything that she'll be requiring
I'll think about you and make it inspiring

When I wish upon a porn star
My dreams will start becoming the truth by far.

Great start, boys!

Black, White And Chinese Ninjas

the iron fist perfected, the iron body respected
next level kicks, hurricanes and fury contested
fought the Shao Lin descendants
put out the candle flame and the lion manes
martial arts matrix re-invented
warriors and wizards
black, white and Chinese ninjas
running on rooftops, jumping off boudoirs
slapping women and running being chased by rude dogs
leaving the evidence for the detectives to mull over
sniff out the snitch fuck up his bitch before it's all over
cash his check at the liquor store
donate the the money to homeless children doing chores
follow the police to the donut shop
steal the bear claws and ham and cheese croissants
tell the judge fuck the law if the law don't dance
fuck the judge if he sentence me to community service man
I ain't picking up shit, no trash
I'll jump out the window and spit at the jury,
no class

Witch King

She dodges it,
when it gets too real,  
but I stay tough in the pocket  
slaying fools like a rocket  
hot jagged steel, knows how I feel  
 
When I tear into flesh  
I remain the most fresh  
leaving holes in these hoes  
from Sactown to Dago  
 
She remains,  
my lyrical miracle,  
sex so dope its justified empirical  
bayside flex bent minds  
flow spherical  

Time will pass
like this joint of grass
I will be exonerated, celebrated
transformed from loved
to most hated

Extradited, blind sided
betrayed by close minded,
stabbed in the back
by those once confided

Shadows grow long
endings of all songs
use of power wasted
to right the most wrong

''

New pluge freestyle:
I got that purple kush that would make Bob Marley proud
I'm selling all across the Puget sound
I've already became the king of the under ground
And I never gonna give up my fiery crown
Cause everyone wants a taste of this fire
They want another toke, they want to get higher
No time to chit-chat I got to head to another buyer
And I'm selling in bulk more than Fred Meyers
I'm selling pounds of this purple everyday
And the whole town knows its worth the pay
They are calling me wanting another Jay
And I don't fuck around, got no room to play
My phone constantly getting blown up
And all these niggas wanna smoke up
First you gotta pay don't get worked up
Cause you know with me your just pressing luck
And you want it to rain hundreds but you got a drought
For me it's always raining to much to count
And my shit is all everyone seems to talks about
Try to pull a fast one on me get laid out
Put my name in your phone as the plug
Then go ahead and smoke this fat nug
These niggas be slipping when I pull out the rUg
Cause I always got my boys with me,I'm not getting mugged
So go ahead and hit me up,I got what you need
I'm never behind I'm always in the lead
I got those editables so go ahead and feed
Cause with me you will never get a seed
And the whole town knows my name
Everywhere I go people be asking what strain
Taking all that smoke straight to the brain
And I'm the brand new plug, nothing gonna be the same

su-su-su-su-su-suck my ass
nothing that you say will ever come to pass
if im 24 carat then these niggas is brass
?? lmao im done
it took me 15 minutes 2 come up w those 3 lines *drops mic*

Okay Okay
Here's some rhymes for today

I see how y'all play
talking bout sex displays
and butts of pain

Bootys and Butts
You nasty cunts
need to write better stuff

Talking …… O.M.G.'s
What does that mean ?

Ovary …..
Malfunction Girl !!!!
Go on give us a twirl
cos it'll be your last
in this lyrical world

I'd rather relate
than make bootys shake
and elevate … the lyrical plate
from ones that dine
on deviant lines

Too many lyrical crimes
in todays freestyles
while cops take lives
like laboratory mice

Y'all think ya nice
like you bring the hurt

chickens will get jerked
and punks straight served
up on a platter
of dumbass rappers
fake ass gun clappers
and dirty lil slappers
or freaks who speak
about how man weak
when them pussies wreak
of the geek from last week
who hurt their puss
with intellectual speech

Meowww … said the cow
as her puss got ploughed

Dumb lil’ trick
like these masculine bitch
kicking weak lyrics
cos the dicks they lick
emit what they spit

Humdrum cum
out their masters bum
ass lickers city slickers
Presidential tricksters

Well i'm the elixir
and permanent fixture
whose form of scripture
paints lyrical pictures  
beyond sex scenes
and hollywood dreams
because that’s all fake
and the games not straight

that's why everyday
there's another gay
talking bout' how it hurts
to be seen as perverse

Well butt talk whores
are todays new cause
for weak ass rhymes
and designs inclined
to bend over … for time
in the f'ing spotlight

Enough of behinds
who like to grind
on cocks and dykes
to have a good time

The world is ending
because of folks bending
over like cobras
Stallone should of told ya

to keep them verses
in ya head and folder
ya not fit for purpose !

cos you just can't shoulder
the war that’s colder
than three or four

you lyrical whores
need to read some more

find some lyricism
that's written … not bitten
from whores whose scores
have been heard before

These … words of war
Define … hardcore
without the porn !!!

Hardcore like Thor
or … My Man ... Spawn

Ready to sell
weak souls to hell
where the devil can meddle
with heads whose spirit
is far from level !

I deserve a medal
for the way I heckle
so just cool and sekkle'
yourself ... stay well
before you get blast

as I bomb like shells
or maybe that's … crack …
your back like … Shell …

or maybe that's
fry ya boils … in oil …

I'm the f'ing Gargoyle
who plots and foils
your lyrical plans
cos i'm the man
whose spiritual stance
is way above

You … Mr. Hans … !!!!!

Enter this dragon … if you dare
cos like Bruce i'm prepared
and … ain't ever scared

to take you to school
and martial laws
fa you lyric-less fools !

Walking Undyed


Could have been an ice cream dream
Cold have been hot cherry pop
Could have been midnight blue raven
Now I’m just a calico mop.

Discontinued.
Yep. I see.
They don’t make ‘em
anymore like me.
Off the shelf but never on the scene.
No mo gel for me. Oh hell.
No mo Healthy Look Pearl Crème.
(A girl's gotta have her pearls!)

Could have been a black blood cat
or a tigress twist in jungle braid
now I’m just a mad cap
cougar on the bad slap fringe of fade

Think I’ll shave my hair in protest
Park my ass on a Paris lawn
yawn, “O’LO!
I got a REAL goth glow!
Let the new day DIE!”
Paint my skull Raw Dawn.

Once a golden truffle,
now I’m just dull yellow bun
Could have been a  green porn queen
Now I’m just a snow-white icy one.

Think I’ll hide myself in corn rows
cry to the scarecrows “Give me straw”
Gonna dump mud lump on that Pit Bull
grumpin all night with his graying maw.