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Poetry competition CLOSED 21st March 2015 7:27pm
WINNER
Sandman68
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Superhero
Anonymous
When Herc Battled That Jerk
Heracles was a super hero of his day
The Lernaean Hydra he did slay
In the deep underground
Not by cutting away the beast's many heads
As the stories of old say
No, it never happened that way
Instead of severing each neck
He rammed his Golden Sword
Up the creature's ass
Where its central brain was located
While crying out,
That's what you get for mything with me!
Yes, Heracles had a speech impediment
And he never kept those hydra heads
Having no need for trophies of his victory
Super heroes aren't perfect
Nor do they care to be perceived as such
Only the Greek Gods were that fucking vain
And their Olympus still ended up falling
Heracles was a super hero of his day
The Lernaean Hydra he did slay
In the deep underground
Not by cutting away the beast's many heads
As the stories of old say
No, it never happened that way
Instead of severing each neck
He rammed his Golden Sword
Up the creature's ass
Where its central brain was located
While crying out,
That's what you get for mything with me!
Yes, Heracles had a speech impediment
And he never kept those hydra heads
Having no need for trophies of his victory
Super heroes aren't perfect
Nor do they care to be perceived as such
Only the Greek Gods were that fucking vain
And their Olympus still ended up falling
Anonymous
LMAO!!!!! ^^^^^
Anonymous
A Real Dick Of A Superhero
Super Penis darts in for the rescue
Super Penis swiftly glides out
Super Penis dances all around
Super Penis whirls about
Super Penis
Is my hero
On a scale of One to Ten
He's a Nine
Not a Zero
Like you-hoo-hoo-woo-woo
You-hoo-hoo-woo-woo-ooo
Like you-hoo-hoo-woo-woo
You-hoo-woo-woo-woo-ooo
Super Penis is rough and uncut
I find him quite exotic
Not your average Harry, Tom or Dick
Whose rounds heads aren't romantic in the least
When his muscles are flexed
He get's extremely thick
I like my heroes erotic
Super Penis is a sexy beast!
Unlike you-hoo-hoo-woo-woo
You-hoo-hoo-woo-woo-ooo
Unlike you-hoo-hoo-woo-woo
Super Penis goes woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-ooo
Woo-hoo!
Posted on: 8th March 2015 9:52am (last modified 8th March 2015 10:51am - modified 255 times)
Super Penis darts in for the rescue
Super Penis swiftly glides out
Super Penis dances all around
Super Penis whirls about
Super Penis
Is my hero
On a scale of One to Ten
He's a Nine
Not a Zero
Like you-hoo-hoo-woo-woo
You-hoo-hoo-woo-woo-ooo
Like you-hoo-hoo-woo-woo
You-hoo-woo-woo-woo-ooo
Super Penis is rough and uncut
I find him quite exotic
Not your average Harry, Tom or Dick
Whose rounds heads aren't romantic in the least
When his muscles are flexed
He get's extremely thick
I like my heroes erotic
Super Penis is a sexy beast!
Unlike you-hoo-hoo-woo-woo
You-hoo-hoo-woo-woo-ooo
Unlike you-hoo-hoo-woo-woo
Super Penis goes woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-ooo
Woo-hoo!
Posted on: 8th March 2015 9:52am (last modified 8th March 2015 10:51am - modified 255 times)
The Power Of Will
fear stops us dead in our thoughts
will moves us to action and beats our hearts
the power of fear
the power of will
rise to the mountain of your highest glory
where there is fear
there is doubt
take the leap of your confidence
find your will
and turn your destiny
into the wrath of the reckoning
behold, the green emerald
of the lighted lantern
fear stops us dead in our thoughts
will moves us to action and beats our hearts
the power of fear
the power of will
rise to the mountain of your highest glory
where there is fear
there is doubt
take the leap of your confidence
find your will
and turn your destiny
into the wrath of the reckoning
behold, the green emerald
of the lighted lantern
Anonymous
yay!
I thought these were sent to Oblivion
I thought these were sent to Oblivion
The Jitterbug is here!
It's simple, I'm coming back!
hope you understand the significance, bent
backwards to help the defenseless, was
taken for granted, you now cry for my help
battled demons, giant spiders, and skeletons
like me there are few, but you tore me apart,
with confidence for months I fought
while evil left you arguing if I still cared.
Watch out for the truck it's coming at full speed
I'll save you once again if you still believe
The Jitterbug is here!!!!!!
No need to panic, I've come back to the planet
was gone for twelve months, now here to stay
I'm looking for friends to help fight the enemy,
dark places like chimneys dwell
everyday is a puzzle when living in the struggle
look at the streets! They are ready to rumble
tussle with the defenseless, this is the jungle.
My friends, it's simple, I'm coming back!
It's simple, I'm coming back!
hope you understand the significance, bent
backwards to help the defenseless, was
taken for granted, you now cry for my help
battled demons, giant spiders, and skeletons
like me there are few, but you tore me apart,
with confidence for months I fought
while evil left you arguing if I still cared.
Watch out for the truck it's coming at full speed
I'll save you once again if you still believe
The Jitterbug is here!!!!!!
No need to panic, I've come back to the planet
was gone for twelve months, now here to stay
I'm looking for friends to help fight the enemy,
dark places like chimneys dwell
everyday is a puzzle when living in the struggle
look at the streets! They are ready to rumble
tussle with the defenseless, this is the jungle.
My friends, it's simple, I'm coming back!
my super hero doesnt need a cape
all he needs is a microphone
he sings about his pain n i can relate very well
hes been through more then i have and yet he sings about holding on
heros come in all different shapes and sizes
you just have to find who you look up to
my over all hero is my guardian angel, my grampy he served in world war one an two
i miss him alot but i know hes looking over me
all he needs is a microphone
he sings about his pain n i can relate very well
hes been through more then i have and yet he sings about holding on
heros come in all different shapes and sizes
you just have to find who you look up to
my over all hero is my guardian angel, my grampy he served in world war one an two
i miss him alot but i know hes looking over me
It was long ago I fell to earth
smashed down unharmed
far from the planet of my birth
Easy to blend in with the norm
bipedal hominids, faces the same
the galaxy's most common form
I neither breathe, eat, or sleep
no fluids in my ultra dense body
means I can't bleed, sweat, or weep
My body built for war but not here
the earth people are so frail
so weapons they hold quite dear
Primitive monkeys with fear evokes
so proud of their technology
but really stellar insignificant jokes
My race get banned to this rock
no way to leave or return home
without flight cursed to walk
My crime was my refusal to fight
endless wars on Venusian moons
repelling Martian hordes each night
To usurp you planet we could do
for barely you can do us harm
Establish our own theocracy new
But we mostly live out quiet lives
far from the noise of your cities
our biology incompatible for wives
Revealing ourselves would be shocking
with news of lives immortal
your need of study endless talking
I think to aid you but I can't
your lives so chaotic and short
Does the boot heel help the ant?
For some partake the consideration
but are shortly shunned and feared
for we emit toxic radiation
On a distant peak I sit alone
on a great chair I carved from stone
Ruler of no one before my lonely throne
Look not to me to be your hero
saving this and rescue that
My contributions sum total zero
smashed down unharmed
far from the planet of my birth
Easy to blend in with the norm
bipedal hominids, faces the same
the galaxy's most common form
I neither breathe, eat, or sleep
no fluids in my ultra dense body
means I can't bleed, sweat, or weep
My body built for war but not here
the earth people are so frail
so weapons they hold quite dear
Primitive monkeys with fear evokes
so proud of their technology
but really stellar insignificant jokes
My race get banned to this rock
no way to leave or return home
without flight cursed to walk
My crime was my refusal to fight
endless wars on Venusian moons
repelling Martian hordes each night
To usurp you planet we could do
for barely you can do us harm
Establish our own theocracy new
But we mostly live out quiet lives
far from the noise of your cities
our biology incompatible for wives
Revealing ourselves would be shocking
with news of lives immortal
your need of study endless talking
I think to aid you but I can't
your lives so chaotic and short
Does the boot heel help the ant?
For some partake the consideration
but are shortly shunned and feared
for we emit toxic radiation
On a distant peak I sit alone
on a great chair I carved from stone
Ruler of no one before my lonely throne
Look not to me to be your hero
saving this and rescue that
My contributions sum total zero
