And That's how the Fight Started.

I've no dog in this fight,  but enjoyed MUCHO:D

sektioN8ty, you're always worthy of a WIN!  Congrats to all and thanks for the laughs!

Zazzles, your comps are always funniness personified.  Congrats to you, as well.

For myself, chiming in late with a grin gurgling at me bum, dyeing for kerplunk:

Jack took Jill atop the hill
Legs spread wide before him
Ol' Slick Willy missed its mark
Poked her in the rear
"Ooopies, poopies...?@? My sweet ASS!"

Annnnnd... that's how the fight started

Ba-dum, CHING!

**Flush**

LOL Good one Ralf!!!  You are a good soul I like you!