And That's how the Fight Started.
Zazzles
Broomie
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Broomie
Tyrant of Words
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Joined 23rd Nov 2013Forum Posts: 1779
I figured as much Lepp! It made me laff* ear to ear!
True stories are always the best!
Thanks for playing!
BTW Their is no entry limit "D
True stories are always the best!
Thanks for playing!
BTW Their is no entry limit "D
gardenlover
Forum Posts: 625
Fire of Insight
23
Joined 19th Aug 2012 Forum Posts: 625
The Best Position
Three girls compiled a competition
To find the sexiest position
They enlisted young bloods
Reputed to be studs
To test out each proposition
Each stud was to perform
On the three girls in turn
Trying a pose
Each girl chose
Getting a score in return
The contest lasted a week
Then they wrote up a critique
Which fucks they had
Which pose and which lad
Deciding on best lad and technique
The lad with the highest score
Asked the girls to give him some more
He fucked the three twice
They agreed it was nice
Then they heard a loud knock on the door
The other lads returned broken hearted
That their chance of more sex had departed
They forced the way in
And tried to begin
And that's how the fight started
Three girls compiled a competition
To find the sexiest position
They enlisted young bloods
Reputed to be studs
To test out each proposition
Each stud was to perform
On the three girls in turn
Trying a pose
Each girl chose
Getting a score in return
The contest lasted a week
Then they wrote up a critique
Which fucks they had
Which pose and which lad
Deciding on best lad and technique
The lad with the highest score
Asked the girls to give him some more
He fucked the three twice
They agreed it was nice
Then they heard a loud knock on the door
The other lads returned broken hearted
That their chance of more sex had departed
They forced the way in
And tried to begin
And that's how the fight started
Zazzles
Broomie
Forum Posts: 1779
Broomie
Tyrant of Words
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Joined 23rd Nov 2013Forum Posts: 1779
Terrific gardenlover! I am enjoying your participation!
Good luck ")
Good luck ")
sektioN8ty
King Sammy
Forum Posts: 203
King Sammy
Thought Provoker
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Joined 2nd July 2014Forum Posts: 203
Freestyle
Wedding bells,
glin, glin......
here comes the bride,
then goes the vows,
reception holds thereafter,
visitors excused,
Pheeeeeeeeeeew,
next, we took a flight to the moon,
to sip some honey,
forbidden fruit now approved by church,
we'd both remained virgins,
we needed no education on how to start the meal though,
she told me of the style she wanted,
but I wanted freestyle,
we both wanted top,
and that was how the fight started.
Wedding bells,
glin, glin......
here comes the bride,
then goes the vows,
reception holds thereafter,
visitors excused,
Pheeeeeeeeeeew,
next, we took a flight to the moon,
to sip some honey,
forbidden fruit now approved by church,
we'd both remained virgins,
we needed no education on how to start the meal though,
she told me of the style she wanted,
but I wanted freestyle,
we both wanted top,
and that was how the fight started.
Pishashee
Forum Posts: 55
Dangerous Mind
12
Joined 10th Dec 2013Forum Posts: 55
True Enough:
I pulled to the side of the road
and ask him to do a quick check
on the air in that passenger tire,
but the air molded by his screams
traveling down
the embankment
was sudden and indescribable:
And that's how the fight got started...
I pulled to the side of the road
and ask him to do a quick check
on the air in that passenger tire,
but the air molded by his screams
traveling down
the embankment
was sudden and indescribable:
And that's how the fight got started...
Zazzles
Broomie
Forum Posts: 1779
Broomie
Tyrant of Words
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Joined 23rd Nov 2013Forum Posts: 1779
I enjoyed your originality sektion8ty well done!
Good Luck
Good Luck
Zazzles
Broomie
Forum Posts: 1779
Broomie
Tyrant of Words
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Joined 23rd Nov 2013Forum Posts: 1779
That's one crazy ride!
thanks for playing Pish.
Good luck!
thanks for playing Pish.
Good luck!
sektioN8ty
King Sammy
Forum Posts: 203
King Sammy
Thought Provoker
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Joined 2nd July 2014Forum Posts: 203
luk end dieee.....
Eye tuk ma gorl four a chill out,
eye cut a dawg starriN at ha,
eye sed whatsapp, whatchu starriN at?
Ma skript neva axed ya tu star iN ma affairz,
so whaz tha akt four?
Diz dawg tot he waz sigal,
He luked at ma gorl agaiN,
End dat waz hoW da fyt starTed.
Eye tuk ma gorl four a chill out,
eye cut a dawg starriN at ha,
eye sed whatsapp, whatchu starriN at?
Ma skript neva axed ya tu star iN ma affairz,
so whaz tha akt four?
Diz dawg tot he waz sigal,
He luked at ma gorl agaiN,
End dat waz hoW da fyt starTed.
Zazzles
Broomie
Forum Posts: 1779
Broomie
Tyrant of Words
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Joined 23rd Nov 2013Forum Posts: 1779
Nice one sektioN8ty
Good luck!
Good luck!
Zazzles
Broomie
Forum Posts: 1779
Broomie
Tyrant of Words
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Joined 23rd Nov 2013Forum Posts: 1779
A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, ‘I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.’
The husband replies, ‘Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.’
And that’s how the fight started…..
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, ‘I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.’
The husband replies, ‘Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.’
And that’s how the fight started…..
malin69
malin
Forum Posts: 820
malin
Dangerous Mind
5
Joined 12th Jan 2013Forum Posts: 820
Renku : Ever the war!
Two children playing
Marbles in the school playground
One kid tries to cheat
The other is now angry
And that's how the Fight started
Two guys in a bar
Drinking a lot of cold beer
A nice girl walks in
Each guy desires for themselves
And that's how the Fight started
Drivers in two cars
On highway, driving long time
One makes a mistake
The other becomes crazy
And that's how the Fight started
Politics' wisdom
A challenge for the masses
To prevent the War![/font]
Two children playing
Marbles in the school playground
One kid tries to cheat
The other is now angry
And that's how the Fight started
Two guys in a bar
Drinking a lot of cold beer
A nice girl walks in
Each guy desires for themselves
And that's how the Fight started
Drivers in two cars
On highway, driving long time
One makes a mistake
The other becomes crazy
And that's how the Fight started
Politics' wisdom
A challenge for the masses
To prevent the War![/font]
Zazzles
Broomie
Forum Posts: 1779
Broomie
Tyrant of Words
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Joined 23rd Nov 2013Forum Posts: 1779
Love them all Malin!
Good luck!
Good luck!
Zazzles
Broomie
Forum Posts: 1779
Broomie
Tyrant of Words
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Joined 23rd Nov 2013Forum Posts: 1779
Congratulations sektioN8ty!
Pishashee and gardenlover it was a fun comp😸👍👏
Thanks for playing!
Pishashee and gardenlover it was a fun comp😸👍👏
Thanks for playing!
sektioN8ty
King Sammy
Forum Posts: 203
King Sammy
Thought Provoker
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Joined 2nd July 2014Forum Posts: 203
Zazzles tenqQue and thenx loads for the awesome challenge...
gardenlover and Pishashee congrats too
nice comp. Everyone
gardenlover and Pishashee congrats too
nice comp. Everyone