Poetry competition CLOSED 8th October 2014 7:04am
WINNER
sektioN8ty (King Sammy)
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RUNNERS-UP: gardenlover and Pishashee

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And That's how the Fight Started.

Zazzles
Broomie
Tyrant of Words
United States 24awards
Joined 23rd Nov 2013
Forum Posts: 1779

I figured as much Lepp! It made me laff* ear to ear!
True stories are always the best!
Thanks for playing!
BTW Their is no entry limit "D

gardenlover
Fire of Insight
United Kingdom 23awards
Joined 19th Aug 2012
Forum Posts: 625

The Best Position

Three girls compiled a competition
To find the sexiest position
They enlisted young bloods
Reputed to be studs
To test out each proposition

Each stud was to perform
On the three girls in turn
Trying a pose
Each girl chose
Getting a score in return

The contest lasted a week
Then they wrote up a critique
Which fucks they had
Which pose and which lad
Deciding on best lad and technique

The lad with the highest score
Asked the girls to give him some more
He fucked the three twice
They agreed it was nice
Then they heard a loud knock on the door

The other lads returned broken hearted
That their chance of more sex had departed
They forced the way in
And tried to begin
And that's how the fight started

Zazzles
Broomie
Tyrant of Words
United States 24awards
Joined 23rd Nov 2013
Forum Posts: 1779

Terrific gardenlover! I am enjoying your participation!

Good luck ")

sektioN8ty
King Sammy
Thought Provoker
Nigeria 9awards
Joined 2nd July 2014
Forum Posts: 203

Freestyle

Wedding bells,
glin, glin......
here comes the bride,
then goes the vows,
reception holds thereafter,
visitors excused,
Pheeeeeeeeeeew,
next, we took a flight to the moon,
to sip some honey,
forbidden fruit now approved by church,
we'd both remained virgins,
we needed no education on how to start the meal though,
she told me of the style she wanted,
but I wanted freestyle,
we both wanted top,
and that was how the fight started.

Pishashee
Dangerous Mind
United States 12awards
Joined 10th Dec 2013
Forum Posts: 55

True Enough:

I pulled to the side of the road
and ask him to do a quick check
on the air in that passenger tire,
but the air molded by his screams
traveling down
the embankment
was sudden and indescribable:
And that's how the fight got started...

Zazzles
Broomie
Tyrant of Words
United States 24awards
Joined 23rd Nov 2013
Forum Posts: 1779

I enjoyed your originality sektion8ty well done!
Good Luck

Zazzles
Broomie
Tyrant of Words
United States 24awards
Joined 23rd Nov 2013
Forum Posts: 1779

That's one crazy ride!
thanks for playing  Pish.
Good luck!

sektioN8ty
King Sammy
Thought Provoker
Nigeria 9awards
Joined 2nd July 2014
Forum Posts: 203

Zazzles said:I enjoyed your originality sektion8ty well done!
Good Luck


tenqQue zazzles...

sektioN8ty
King Sammy
Thought Provoker
Nigeria 9awards
Joined 2nd July 2014
Forum Posts: 203

luk end dieee.....

Eye tuk ma gorl four a chill out,
eye cut a dawg starriN at ha,
eye sed whatsapp, whatchu starriN at?
Ma skript neva axed ya tu star iN ma affairz,
so whaz tha akt four?
Diz dawg tot he waz sigal,
He luked at ma gorl agaiN,
End dat waz hoW da fyt starTed.

Zazzles
Broomie
Tyrant of Words
United States 24awards
Joined 23rd Nov 2013
Forum Posts: 1779

Nice one sektioN8ty
Good luck!

Zazzles
Broomie
Tyrant of Words
United States 24awards
Joined 23rd Nov 2013
Forum Posts: 1779

A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, ‘I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.’

The husband replies, ‘Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.’

And that’s how the fight started…..

malin69
malin
Dangerous Mind
France 5awards
Joined 12th Jan 2013
Forum Posts: 820

Renku : Ever the war!

Two children playing
Marbles in the school playground
One kid tries to cheat  

The other is now angry
And that's how the Fight started

Two guys in a bar
Drinking a lot of cold beer
A nice girl walks in

Each guy desires for themselves
And that's how the Fight started

Drivers in two cars
On highway, driving long time
One makes a mistake

The other becomes crazy
And that's how the Fight started

Politics' wisdom
A challenge for the masses
To prevent the War![/font]

Zazzles
Broomie
Tyrant of Words
United States 24awards
Joined 23rd Nov 2013
Forum Posts: 1779

Love them all Malin!
Good luck!

Zazzles
Broomie
Tyrant of Words
United States 24awards
Joined 23rd Nov 2013
Forum Posts: 1779

Congratulations sektioN8ty!
Pishashee and gardenlover it was a fun comp😸👍👏
Thanks for playing!

sektioN8ty
King Sammy
Thought Provoker
Nigeria 9awards
Joined 2nd July 2014
Forum Posts: 203

Zazzles tenqQue and thenx loads for the awesome challenge...

gardenlover and Pishashee congrats too
nice comp. Everyone

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