Poetry competition CLOSED 3rd October 2014 6:57pm
WINNER
J_Alex
J_Alex
RUNNERS-UP:
johnrot
and sektioN8ty
50 words exactly on Worst Case Scenario
Worst case Scenario I end up
in Framingham state prison
for shanking my x and his new scank
for doing what I knew I shouldn't do
but did it anyway.
Well at least she bares a slash across
her face and he has no teeth to whisper
sweet nothings in her ear.
it was worth it!
in Framingham state prison
for shanking my x and his new scank
for doing what I knew I shouldn't do
but did it anyway.
Well at least she bares a slash across
her face and he has no teeth to whisper
sweet nothings in her ear.
it was worth it!
Worst Case scenario
I end up in the bed
Of a total stranger
The drink went to my head
Now am I in danger
Did we have sex?
I don't recall
If her husband objects
His wrath may apall
I can't see my clothes
There's no escape
I hear him come close
I'm in a scrape!
I end up in the bed
Of a total stranger
The drink went to my head
Now am I in danger
Did we have sex?
I don't recall
If her husband objects
His wrath may apall
I can't see my clothes
There's no escape
I hear him come close
I'm in a scrape!
gardenlover said:Worst Case scenario
I end up in the bed
Of a total stranger
The drink went to my head
Now am I in danger
Did we have sex?
I don't recall
If her husband objects
His wrath may apall
I can't see my clothes
There's no escape
I hear him come close
I'm in a scrape!
lmao gardenlover great post!
I end up in the bed
Of a total stranger
The drink went to my head
Now am I in danger
Did we have sex?
I don't recall
If her husband objects
His wrath may apall
I can't see my clothes
There's no escape
I hear him come close
I'm in a scrape!
lmao gardenlover great post!
Worst Case Scenario
I end up alone
As the last man on earth
The strife I have known
Followed times of dearth
The climate got warmer
Crops were aflame
Pity the farmer
He got the blame
No food for the people
Fought in the street
Became more feeble
Died on their feet
Why should I survive......
I end up alone
As the last man on earth
The strife I have known
Followed times of dearth
The climate got warmer
Crops were aflame
Pity the farmer
He got the blame
No food for the people
Fought in the street
Became more feeble
Died on their feet
Why should I survive......
Anonymous
Zazzles said:Worst case Scenario I end up
in Framingham state prison
for shanking my x and his new scank
for doing what I knew I shouldn't do
but did it anyway.
Well at least she bares a slash across
her face and he has no teeth to whisper
sweet nothings in her ear.
it was worth it!
Worst case scenario,
I end up driving by Framingham State Prison,
Shouting out my truck’s window:
“Dammit, Broomie—‘ya all went and got yourself in jail;
We were supposed to have donuts!”
As I chuck donuts at her cell window,
Hitting the tire-popping grate for not paying attention to driving.
in Framingham state prison
for shanking my x and his new scank
for doing what I knew I shouldn't do
but did it anyway.
Well at least she bares a slash across
her face and he has no teeth to whisper
sweet nothings in her ear.
it was worth it!
Worst case scenario,
I end up driving by Framingham State Prison,
Shouting out my truck’s window:
“Dammit, Broomie—‘ya all went and got yourself in jail;
We were supposed to have donuts!”
As I chuck donuts at her cell window,
Hitting the tire-popping grate for not paying attention to driving.
Worst Case Scenario, I end up
side down leaning out of the window,
hanging onto the ledge with my feet,
my arms almost touching the pavement
and all my change having fallen out of
my pockets, screaming that's my money,
that's my money, that's my money, that's
my money, that's my money, that's...oh,
fuck it...
side down leaning out of the window,
hanging onto the ledge with my feet,
my arms almost touching the pavement
and all my change having fallen out of
my pockets, screaming that's my money,
that's my money, that's my money, that's
my money, that's my money, that's...oh,
fuck it...
MadameLavender said:[quote-277186-Zazzles]Worst case Scenario I end up
in Framingham state prison
for shanking my x and his new scank
for doing what I knew I shouldn't do
but did it anyway.
Well at least she bares a slash across
her face and he has no teeth to whisper
sweet nothings in her ear.
it was worth it!
Worst case scenario,
I end up driving by Framingham State Prison,
Shouting out my truck’s window:
“Dammit, Broomie—‘ya all went and got yourself in jail;
We were supposed to have donuts!”
As I chuck donuts at her cell window,
Hitting the tire-popping grate for not paying attention to driving.
[/quote]
Worse Case Scenario I end up
missing donuts and Coffee with Madame
watching her drive off without me
stuck waving through my window bars
thinking how delicious those donuts and coffee
would be right about then. Plus,
I wouldn't be able to take her
to The VIP Nightmares Ball All Night
Halloween party in two weeks!
in down town Boston!
in Framingham state prison
for shanking my x and his new scank
for doing what I knew I shouldn't do
but did it anyway.
Well at least she bares a slash across
her face and he has no teeth to whisper
sweet nothings in her ear.
it was worth it!
Worst case scenario,
I end up driving by Framingham State Prison,
Shouting out my truck’s window:
“Dammit, Broomie—‘ya all went and got yourself in jail;
We were supposed to have donuts!”
As I chuck donuts at her cell window,
Hitting the tire-popping grate for not paying attention to driving.
[/quote] Worse Case Scenario I end up
missing donuts and Coffee with Madame
watching her drive off without me
stuck waving through my window bars
thinking how delicious those donuts and coffee
would be right about then. Plus,
I wouldn't be able to take her
to The VIP Nightmares Ball All Night
Halloween party in two weeks!
in down town Boston!
Anonymous
WORST CASE SCENARIO, I end up dying first
without quenching my thirst
I get older, insane;
stop playing the game
Everyone’s gone; no fun
For my birthday, I may want a suicide gun
A collision of my choices, living a lie
I pray I’m not the first one to die
without quenching my thirst
I get older, insane;
stop playing the game
Everyone’s gone; no fun
For my birthday, I may want a suicide gun
A collision of my choices, living a lie
I pray I’m not the first one to die
Anonymous
3 days left!
WORST CASE SCENARIO, I end up
broke and dying in a hot
sheets motel where every
midnight I hear the cranky
muffler of my old Impala,
your whispers and giggles
answering a different
man’s voice every morning.
Drowning your moaning
with screams of my own
ripping the skin wearing
your name with blades
rusty from bloodletting.
Worst Case Scenario I end up...
a tree hugging dirt worshiping
hypocritical chain smoking
locto-vegetarian hipster
addicted to Ms. Pac-Man, 90's cartoons,
Broccoli-Cheddar-Chicken Lean Pockets
and delving mini lectures at big family
holiday dinners about the difference
between meat and poultry while doing
my best Judy Funnie impression.
a tree hugging dirt worshiping
hypocritical chain smoking
locto-vegetarian hipster
addicted to Ms. Pac-Man, 90's cartoons,
Broccoli-Cheddar-Chicken Lean Pockets
and delving mini lectures at big family
holiday dinners about the difference
between meat and poultry while doing
my best Judy Funnie impression.
Worst case scenario I end up her son inlaw.
"You poor wretched bastard,
go find your match in your cadre"
She claimed her daughter deserved a money shade,
but I was only a poor man in disguise,
I'll quench her thirst for a rich son inlaw with an obscure keg of wealth gushing springs of riches.
"You poor wretched bastard,
go find your match in your cadre"
She claimed her daughter deserved a money shade,
but I was only a poor man in disguise,
I'll quench her thirst for a rich son inlaw with an obscure keg of wealth gushing springs of riches.
WORST CASE SCENARIO,
I end up again in your sins
I lay down and drink my regrets
just to tear apart my loneliness
and break the silence of my sheets
you unfold the rift on my skin
expose me in front of me
as I go insane you held me
as you go away I bleed
Anonymous
thank you ALL so far who've entered
not long left now
get those last ones in !
not long left now
get those last ones in !
Anonymous
ok, results soon-waiting on my second and third opinions to arrive thank you all, not easy picking.
thank you all, not easy picking.
