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sektioN8ty
King Sammy
Forum Posts: 203
King Sammy
Thought Provoker
9
Joined 2nd July 2014Forum Posts: 203
Hey, stop the cab
Take me for my lap
ohh! Gosh
shh! Hush
I risked me for a cap?
Take me for my lap
ohh! Gosh
shh! Hush
I risked me for a cap?
sektioN8ty
King Sammy
Forum Posts: 203
King Sammy
Thought Provoker
9
Joined 2nd July 2014Forum Posts: 203
Hey, help me stop the cap
Take me round for my lap
shh! hush
ohh! gosh
I risk me for just a cap?
Take me round for my lap
shh! hush
ohh! gosh
I risk me for just a cap?
sektioN8ty
King Sammy
Forum Posts: 203
King Sammy
Thought Provoker
9
Joined 2nd July 2014Forum Posts: 203
hey, help me stop the cab
take me round for my lap
oh gosh
shh hush
I risk me for just a cap?
take me round for my lap
oh gosh
shh hush
I risk me for just a cap?
vortexman
Forum Posts: 1260
Dangerous Mind
14
Joined 25th Jan 2013Forum Posts: 1260
Bend her hi'knee well.
So I can drill this bell.
Such Explosion!
Great commotions!
Oh well I am spent no more to sell.
So I can drill this bell.
Such Explosion!
Great commotions!
Oh well I am spent no more to sell.
Anonymous
There once was a Whippet named Tess
Who spent most of the day in her bed
She did love a walk and often a run
And chased local rabbits just for the fun
malin69
malin
Forum Posts: 820
malin
Dangerous Mind
5
Joined 12th Jan 2013Forum Posts: 820
Speedy rabbit
Hey! speedy rabbit
Wait a little bit
What's hot?
Carrot?
Fox with red outfit?
Hey! speedy rabbit
Wait a little bit
What's hot?
Carrot?
Fox with red outfit?
malin69
malin
Forum Posts: 820
malin
Dangerous Mind
5
Joined 12th Jan 2013Forum Posts: 820
Starved sly fox
Hey, starved sly fox
Why the rabbit in box?
Eat her
Later
To preserve of shocks?
Hey, starved sly fox
Why the rabbit in box?
Eat her
Later
To preserve of shocks?
malin69
malin
Forum Posts: 820
malin
Dangerous Mind
5
Joined 12th Jan 2013Forum Posts: 820
I'm crazy of my love
Sure, my love loves me
I love her really
What's new?
It's true
Of her, I'm crazy
Sure, my love loves me
I love her really
What's new?
It's true
Of her, I'm crazy
malin69
malin
Forum Posts: 820
malin
Dangerous Mind
5
Joined 12th Jan 2013Forum Posts: 820
thus spoke Zarathustra
the higher we soar
smaller we appear
to those
so close
who cannot fly more
(adaptation of a quote from Nietzsche, in "thus spoke Zarathustra")
the higher we soar
smaller we appear
to those
so close
who cannot fly more
(adaptation of a quote from Nietzsche, in "thus spoke Zarathustra")
malin69
malin
Forum Posts: 820
malin
Dangerous Mind
5
Joined 12th Jan 2013Forum Posts: 820
South and North
at north, my hard dick
is like a sweet stick
your mouth
at south
and you wish to lick?
at north, my hard dick
is like a sweet stick
your mouth
at south
and you wish to lick?
malin69
malin
Forum Posts: 820
malin
Dangerous Mind
5
Joined 12th Jan 2013Forum Posts: 820
I love you, madam
I love you, madam
And you have a spasm
So loud!
I'm proud
To get your orgasm
I love you, madam
And you have a spasm
So loud!
I'm proud
To get your orgasm
malin69
malin
Forum Posts: 820
malin
Dangerous Mind
5
Joined 12th Jan 2013Forum Posts: 820
Spy lover
he loves your eyes!
as a lover, he spies
your life
as wife
and he gets your cries
he loves your eyes!
as a lover, he spies
your life
as wife
and he gets your cries
sektioN8ty
King Sammy
Forum Posts: 203
King Sammy
Thought Provoker
9
Joined 2nd July 2014Forum Posts: 203
Network mistook one for three
I posted four? I cant believe
I'm sorry
Damn hurry
None of them can delete
I posted four? I cant believe
I'm sorry
Damn hurry
None of them can delete
DreamSeed
Joined 21st Aug 2012
Forum Posts: 22
Lost Thinker
Forum Posts: 22
Bloody thoughts bring sharks
That swim in the dark
Lashing
Thrashing
Till the morning lark
That swim in the dark
Lashing
Thrashing
Till the morning lark
gardenlover
Forum Posts: 625
Fire of Insight
23
Joined 19th Aug 2012 Forum Posts: 625
Thank you for all your entries. There were some very good ones but several were disqualified because they were too long as specified in the rules.