Rap Battle

Ain't rappin rhyming
with good hooks, and kick ass timing
sad indeed when a country bumpkin
roasts y'all like his pumpkin pie
then breaks you like a virgin hymen
Simon says, roll up and cry, why?
'cos you've died a death by better letters
way before the devil came
took zinger's name and wrapped it up
just his luck,
'cos when the devil writes rap you duck
she don't give two fucks
bout your big dicks and pussy licks
or 'lickity spit quicks'
..that sounds a lot like Eminem, but then
its a decent hook,
and far better than any Garth Brooks

Ha.ha
Can you imagine a rapper with the name CraicDealer
that sounds like a pacifier spitting high pitched squealer
oops i am picking a fight, So i better get my gun
is everybody ready ? ..ding ding round one
Now i am armed to the teeth and i don't care who's cage i rattle
letting verbal bullits fly to put an end to this battle
all you pretenders will die a horrible death
razor sharp are the words at the end of my breath
the smoke clears and this battle is done
laughing to myself as i re-holster my gun
i slip back into the darkness where i belong
this was just a laugh so don't get me wrong
now pick yourself up and return to your tribe
tell them how you were done by the Arcane Scribe.

lol..

Ouch.. ouch, I can feel the pain coming already lol.

it's Craic, c-r-a-i-c
come back when you learn to read
..probably don't even know what it means
just jumped in half cocked
trying to be funny
now you've got egg on your face
dripping off,slimy and runny
probably want to edit now, if you know how
brain slow? aww no worries
take your time
..I'm in no hurry

:)

kinda walked into that one

Haha ..,Doh
My bad.

no worries, it's all good (:

I'm gonna call you the human sacrifice
Cuz tonight  
You're gonna die
So tell your loves bye bye
Cuz you're in the hands of this country kid
I've seen things
Most people only dream
It don't take but 2 seconds for me to implement a scheme
You must be insane
A few screws loose in your brain
To try and step in to my game
That's 3 strikes and you're out
Take a minute
And think about
This ass whooping your receiving
Label me a monster
A fucking heathen
Spit fire
Like a dragon breathing

Seen things, damn straight you did
you starred in Deliverance
when you were a kid, playing banjo
with straw in your mouth
can you still here cuz shout "squeal like a pig"
more like a nightmare than a dream to me
but hey, I understand ..its the country way
lets see, have you heard about the bees and the bees
please, a sacrifice? well that's nice
how does it work, do we grab the pitch forks
and get Pa's gun,
or should we all just fkn run

You mr can call me what you wish
i am going to serve you up cold
like some monster counrtry dish
splice you
dice you
Hell i will even price you
your label will say
here lies mr deep fried
WARNING don't touch
there is nothing healthy inside
it's a little tough and rather chewy
chemically unbalanced and extremely screwy
the surgeons general health warning will say
make sure to leave on the shelf
it's a well known fact
this is bad for your health.

all this shit about country spits
in line for the slaughter with these fuckin... pricks
you say you've seen grit but that ain't shit
step up right now and see what I've writ

wanna know what i see?
some wannabe posers screaming like banshees
got nothin on this marquee
fucking Illuminati
cuz i got some rhymes that'll make you squeal
made the Devil kneel before he wrote my deal
signed it in blood and i took his soul
that twisted little fuck shoulda stayed in Seoul

i sit on his throne no doubt made ov bone
better watch out cuz im already in this zone
I've got Johnny Ramone and dibs on Sharon Stone
cuz that scene in Basic Instinct is so well known

back to the beginning talkin bout war
and murder and death ain't nothin concerned with
cannibalism
anatomical vandalism
this government fucks us with intolerable capitalism
Arcane_Scribe you wouldn't really know
stuck in your homestead drowning in woe
Craic might know but who's to say?
got no flag may have lost his way

alla this started with monsieur Zinger
never really knew how it'd turn out
his mind's startina linger
his rhymes are devout
no doubt a dead-ringer
but we all know he's just an extreme right-winger

in my mind he's just a beginner
drinkin alla daddy's liquor
possibly makes him a helter-skelter killer
look out we've got another Ed Gein in this band
with large and sinewy hands
and the muscles ov his brawny arms
are strong as iron bands
stay away from this man
he's known as the cattle wrangler
likes to fuck em before he strangles em

now I'ma go ahead and go cuz my minds startina slip
I've already lost my zone from this acid trip
hallucinations make objects live
cuz in this mind the darkness thrives
carrion crows and dæmons and spite
my words are disease, my mind a blight
so go ahead and despise and go ahead and dislike
ill see you fuckers later possibly tonight.

Zinger

Everything you posted lately
Is you saying the same thing
You've said already
And stop using words
From the 4th grade
This isn't dr. Seuss
Stop fucking around
And start acting your own age
Everybody knows our girlfriends
Aren't giving you action
Acting like brad Pitt
You ugly ass
Michael Jackson
I bet girls you have fucked
Call you the crusher
And who you going to punish
With that 2" punisher
Again, if you're going to reply
Or say anything
At least say something
You haven't said already

Get creative

Ghost rider - you're off beat and there isn't a beat
What are you rhyming to?

Anonymous said:<< post removed >>

clearly, you need to learn your 1, 2, 3s ..or just learn to read properly