Poetry competition CLOSED 30th March 2014 2:43pm
WINNER
TLIFD (Rope)
TLIFD (Rope)
RUNNER-UP:
jamesvan7
Rap Battle
Anonymous
Unheard speaker gonna go unheard forever
The world don't need another man obsessed with his stinger
Well, Zinger?
The world don't need another man obsessed with his stinger
Well, Zinger?
You and your dog sure as hell got a problem. The aura is set and the magic ain't working. Kinda quirking as you're lurking in the online big-and-a-roll, taking hold like your bold and gotta hide your zinger from gettin left out in the cold. Rather dull with a country boy trying find his joy in the back alleys deep underground, look what you haven't found, your rappin don't make a brilliant sound, for mikimoondancer to want to twirl around...best stick to country.
Y'all need to work on your rhymes
Sittin here
Dissin you is nothing but a waste of time
Yeah I'm from the backwoods
Don't know nothing about the hood
But that don't mean shit
Fuck around and get hit
I shoot and don't miss
Lyrically y'all ain't on my level
You don't want to go to war with someone that's been to war
Hit cha like something you ain't ever felt before
So step it up
And get smacked down
I'm done fucking around
Sittin here
Dissin you is nothing but a waste of time
Yeah I'm from the backwoods
Don't know nothing about the hood
But that don't mean shit
Fuck around and get hit
I shoot and don't miss
Lyrically y'all ain't on my level
You don't want to go to war with someone that's been to war
Hit cha like something you ain't ever felt before
So step it up
And get smacked down
I'm done fucking around
Anonymous
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snuggle buck, should be known as sitting duck.
you could be a pregnant chicken, still couldnt drop to make a quick buck.
Im that sick biologost mix breeding a cheetah and an antelope, just to make a quick buck.
Its evident, that Im more of a hustler than snuggle buck could ever be.
you could be a pregnant chicken, still couldnt drop to make a quick buck.
Im that sick biologost mix breeding a cheetah and an antelope, just to make a quick buck.
Its evident, that Im more of a hustler than snuggle buck could ever be.
Man your rhymes are corny
Let me get you dictionary
Call me a visionary
I'm the new age
You better pray
We don't ever go toe to toe
You won't know
What hit you
Using the same line
Over and over
Maybe you should take a little time
Get s pen and a pad
Cuz you write like shit
Writing from scratch
Just a batch
Of mc wanna bes
Ain't on my pedigree
You'll never flow like me
Let me get you dictionary
Call me a visionary
I'm the new age
You better pray
We don't ever go toe to toe
You won't know
What hit you
Using the same line
Over and over
Maybe you should take a little time
Get s pen and a pad
Cuz you write like shit
Writing from scratch
Just a batch
Of mc wanna bes
Ain't on my pedigree
You'll never flow like me
Zinger wants a rap battle
How you going to battle rap
If you're a country boy
Who can't even rope cattle
Living life on the country back
Broke back mountain called
An they said they want their
Star player to
knock off The straight act
I've got a new
country song for you
It's called your wife cheated
With the pig
While you were sleeping
In the same room
With a jar a peanut butter
Jumper cables
And the house broom
Don't believe me?
It's the number one
Video out now
On YouTube
I'm sick but doctors
Don't know what to do with me
They tried a lobotomy
Then a exorcist
To exercise this demon
Out of me
Now
Who wants to challenge me?
How you going to battle rap
If you're a country boy
Who can't even rope cattle
Living life on the country back
Broke back mountain called
An they said they want their
Star player to
knock off The straight act
I've got a new
country song for you
It's called your wife cheated
With the pig
While you were sleeping
In the same room
With a jar a peanut butter
Jumper cables
And the house broom
Don't believe me?
It's the number one
Video out now
On YouTube
I'm sick but doctors
Don't know what to do with me
They tried a lobotomy
Then a exorcist
To exercise this demon
Out of me
Now
Who wants to challenge me?
Relick
Your not the only one in here
Who's wearing long red underwear
I'm buy far the biggest hick
Because my red neck
Is Minnesota frost bit!
And what's wrong
If a 'good old farm girl'
Gets a little jiggy
With wiggly piggy?
We all experienced
Barn yard dates
Isn't that why
They invented Four-H?
Your not the only one in here
Who's wearing long red underwear
I'm buy far the biggest hick
Because my red neck
Is Minnesota frost bit!
And what's wrong
If a 'good old farm girl'
Gets a little jiggy
With wiggly piggy?
We all experienced
Barn yard dates
Isn't that why
They invented Four-H?
Zinger your Ok
Relik your not the best
here's my two cents
bend over
now let me stick it
reach it through your chest
fuck you with my words
until your a hot mess
bring you to your knees
whip the taste out of your mouth
chop you with my machete
faces cropped like confetti
choke you with my thong lace
now be good boys
crown me first place....
Relik your not the best
here's my two cents
bend over
now let me stick it
reach it through your chest
fuck you with my words
until your a hot mess
bring you to your knees
whip the taste out of your mouth
chop you with my machete
faces cropped like confetti
choke you with my thong lace
now be good boys
crown me first place....
