Poetry competition CLOSED 20th November 2013 4:14am
WINNER
manisha (cyanide kid)
manisha (cyanide kid)
RUNNERS-UP:
johnrot
and wolfman
Ridiculous rap
Anonymous
Lower 40 Rap
I cum from da farm
and don’t mean no harm
but call my mama a ho
me and Bo gonna break your arm
Yo, don’t ‘cha know
Got a million dollar tractor
never been no slacker
plowing dawn to dusk
with Kenny and Uncle Cracker
Yo, don’t ‘cha know
Gonna break it down for ya
So you won’t need a lawyer
I’m a little country proud
So I shout it nice and loud
This dirt’s down in my soul
Planting my seed, watching it grow
There’s grits down in my jeans
Butter smooth, know what I mean
I can drink my weight in Jim Beam
take you skinny dippin in a cold spring
have the boys talking about ya
yeah girl, you know what I mean
Yo, don’t ‘cha know
I’ll invite you to my duck blind
have you quacking outta your mind
with my 12 gauge between your thighs
we’ll be having us a real-tree time
Yo, don’t you know
Yo, don’t you know
Having us a reat-tree time
Yeah girl, you know what I mean
Gonna break it down for ya
So you won’t need a lawyer
I’m a little country proud
So I shout it nice and loud
This dirt’s down in my soul
Planting my seed, watching it grow
There’s grits down in my jeans
Butter smooth, know what I mean
Yo, don’t you know
Yo, don’t you know
Having us a real-tree time
Yeah girl, you know what I mean
I cum from da farm
and don’t mean no harm
but call my mama a ho
me and Bo gonna break your arm
Yo, don’t ‘cha know
Got a million dollar tractor
never been no slacker
plowing dawn to dusk
with Kenny and Uncle Cracker
Yo, don’t ‘cha know
Gonna break it down for ya
So you won’t need a lawyer
I’m a little country proud
So I shout it nice and loud
This dirt’s down in my soul
Planting my seed, watching it grow
There’s grits down in my jeans
Butter smooth, know what I mean
I can drink my weight in Jim Beam
take you skinny dippin in a cold spring
have the boys talking about ya
yeah girl, you know what I mean
Yo, don’t ‘cha know
I’ll invite you to my duck blind
have you quacking outta your mind
with my 12 gauge between your thighs
we’ll be having us a real-tree time
Yo, don’t you know
Yo, don’t you know
Having us a reat-tree time
Yeah girl, you know what I mean
Gonna break it down for ya
So you won’t need a lawyer
I’m a little country proud
So I shout it nice and loud
This dirt’s down in my soul
Planting my seed, watching it grow
There’s grits down in my jeans
Butter smooth, know what I mean
Yo, don’t you know
Yo, don’t you know
Having us a real-tree time
Yeah girl, you know what I mean
Anonymous
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Solar Eclipse
This Warts a Dollar! sO i Guess 'This-Lames-Change'
'LIKE OBAMAS MISSION!' aNd He'S 'StuCc-On-Stupid!'
aYe 'Doofis' Tell Me!? 'What KINDA GLUE YOU SNIFFIN!?'
Cuz Even With 'TRUE PERSISTANCE' This 'So-Called-Murderer'
wouldnt even 'BRUISE DA WITNESS!!' but i'll 'BRUISE HIS KIDNEYS!'
Like the Results Of Livers whenever 'THE BREWSKI'S EMPTY'
Man That was 'A WASTE OF VERSE' And You're 'A WASTE OF BIRTH!'
when 'Blood-Stains' 'REPLACE YA SHIRT!!' you 'Betta-Pray'
Before 'Gettin PLACED IN DIRT!!' No Homo, but you're just
Another Rapper 'RAPED AND MURKED!'Now watCh Him 'FAKE HIS HURT!'
Just to Get 'REPLACED AT WORK' #YoureFired
Skills Aint The Only Thing That Keep My 'SOLDIERS EQUIPPED'
But While I 'EXPLODE W/ A GRIP?' That 'Glocc 1-9' Will Stop
'Sons-Shine' Like a SOLAR ECLIPSE!!' But Yall Thinkin His
'FREE'S ARE THE SHIT?' Believing What He 'SPREE'S FROM HIS LIPS?'
Pssh! I'll Leave Him 'Scarred When I Bust!' I Meas-well be
'SQUEEZING A ZIT!!' Cuz If We 'Face You'll'/Facial Blemish!
Like a FLAWED EPIDERMIS!' Plus I 'SCALD LIKE A FURNACE! i
Bet a LOSS IS YA PURPOSE!!' You Betta 'Pray To Ya God' Cuz When
'Prince Stand And Clap?' The Echo's Will
'Shake Ya WALLS LIKE CHURCHES!!'#Amen
This Warts a Dollar! sO i Guess 'This-Lames-Change'
'LIKE OBAMAS MISSION!' aNd He'S 'StuCc-On-Stupid!'
aYe 'Doofis' Tell Me!? 'What KINDA GLUE YOU SNIFFIN!?'
Cuz Even With 'TRUE PERSISTANCE' This 'So-Called-Murderer'
wouldnt even 'BRUISE DA WITNESS!!' but i'll 'BRUISE HIS KIDNEYS!'
Like the Results Of Livers whenever 'THE BREWSKI'S EMPTY'
Man That was 'A WASTE OF VERSE' And You're 'A WASTE OF BIRTH!'
when 'Blood-Stains' 'REPLACE YA SHIRT!!' you 'Betta-Pray'
Before 'Gettin PLACED IN DIRT!!' No Homo, but you're just
Another Rapper 'RAPED AND MURKED!'Now watCh Him 'FAKE HIS HURT!'
Just to Get 'REPLACED AT WORK' #YoureFired
Skills Aint The Only Thing That Keep My 'SOLDIERS EQUIPPED'
But While I 'EXPLODE W/ A GRIP?' That 'Glocc 1-9' Will Stop
'Sons-Shine' Like a SOLAR ECLIPSE!!' But Yall Thinkin His
'FREE'S ARE THE SHIT?' Believing What He 'SPREE'S FROM HIS LIPS?'
Pssh! I'll Leave Him 'Scarred When I Bust!' I Meas-well be
'SQUEEZING A ZIT!!' Cuz If We 'Face You'll'/Facial Blemish!
Like a FLAWED EPIDERMIS!' Plus I 'SCALD LIKE A FURNACE! i
Bet a LOSS IS YA PURPOSE!!' You Betta 'Pray To Ya God' Cuz When
'Prince Stand And Clap?' The Echo's Will
'Shake Ya WALLS LIKE CHURCHES!!'#Amen
Fuck Missy
wassup Ricky
wonder if u missed me
I'm going through my lil brothers history book
you claimed but you still haven't entered in it crook
but wait..... I'm taking shots at a British man... damn I should be scared
racist slur ain't gonna make you a player
shut up and write
see you only got one like
I wonder if that would vanish if you would pick up the mic
and next time talk something real
what does my country gotta do here
that shows your skill
you are no where near
now if u still wanna step to this
then imma kill u like an exorcist
lil bit of an extremist
let me take a second before I wreck this bitch
I'm gonna torture you to make you think what kind of stress is this
I'm the villain
killing million
rappers in a minute
I hate when dummies lacking
skill and they start filling
whack in their verses
to evoke my repulses
so I devour em
like I'm fucking three whores
make em squeak like sea horse
screaming heee hoouu
and that's it I wasn't going nothing personal
I hope you aint too
I said it all in a friendly spirit if that doesn't hurt you
so punk
I'm done
this was my last
I'm a man of my words
it's indeed
haa I'm going back to sleep...
wassup Ricky
wonder if u missed me
I'm going through my lil brothers history book
you claimed but you still haven't entered in it crook
but wait..... I'm taking shots at a British man... damn I should be scared
racist slur ain't gonna make you a player
shut up and write
see you only got one like
I wonder if that would vanish if you would pick up the mic
and next time talk something real
what does my country gotta do here
that shows your skill
you are no where near
now if u still wanna step to this
then imma kill u like an exorcist
lil bit of an extremist
let me take a second before I wreck this bitch
I'm gonna torture you to make you think what kind of stress is this
I'm the villain
killing million
rappers in a minute
I hate when dummies lacking
skill and they start filling
whack in their verses
to evoke my repulses
so I devour em
like I'm fucking three whores
make em squeak like sea horse
screaming heee hoouu
and that's it I wasn't going nothing personal
I hope you aint too
I said it all in a friendly spirit if that doesn't hurt you
so punk
I'm done
this was my last
I'm a man of my words
it's indeed
haa I'm going back to sleep...
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thanks for the win I seriously didn't expect this...we had some tight shit in here....congratulation to John and wolf for the runner up spot.. and Ricky and diddy y'all are winners too ...nice job by everyone in the game....
KEEP ROLLIN
KEEP ROLLIN
