Ridiculous rap

Well, haven't seen much rap here in DU, I'm curious ti see how you can all adapt. NO ENTRY LIMIT
ENTRIES MUST BE ATLEAST 16 BARS, BUT NOT MORE THAN 30

Example :
Randomly, I snatch up yo bitch Out of nowhere, dig my balls cuz they itch Bound and gagged,take he back to ma house Take out the gag, cram ma dick in her mouf Laugh as she choke, ask her "how do it taste?" Then I pull out ma dick, n I bust in her face I call up my homies when I getz bored Snuff out the bitch n we go find some more Take 'em ta ma house n drink up sum rum Bend them hoes over n fill 'em with cum

Do as I please, bitch, im a rogue Grab up yo bitch n I give her a poke Sit back n chill, fire me up a bowl Slit that bitch('s) throat,plant her deep in a hole

I don't give a fuck, bitch, call it hate crimes Laughin at this punk bitch Wayne, because he can'trhyme Don't let shit go, my mind is like a steel trap High as fuck bro, but that don't mean I can't rhyme Bottle of Popov, drop in some clonepin Shake it up and chug fot down and then watch as the world spins Pass the fuck out in a bed of broken glasses Wake up, bake up, pullin

Incomplete Ghetto Alphabet



And I said
A
To the Be,
Slap a Bitch, she OCD
They can call me Triple OG
But baby girl I ain’t naiive
Now H
Dat J
You know dat I aint Play
When they come to my HQ
They leav’n with dat Cake Cake K.

I ain't a liar let me L-Oh-V you.
Whisper Mmmhmmmhmmm.
'N don't try'n guarantee a sequel.
Fuck I forgot what I mean doe.
30 bars ain't nothin
If you ain't gettin my lovin.
So Imma end this rhyme scheme.
Abc's nigga They cool like ice cream.

xD

The Story of her

There once was a girl in a cruel cruel world
Who never had nothing but was always stuntin
Bein like her mother in disguise but to her it wasn't such a big surprise
Tellin evryone she was something she was not
Bein a hoe on the spot
Can't you see this is the girl you use to talk about
Now look she then turned her life around
Can't you see what this has done to her
You've talked about her you've destroyed her
You've made her life hell
Can't you see it's clear as the liberty bell
Maybe it's me so let me a little bit
Make this life story a little bit easier to you
So little words said
So many things done
So many things to dread
I bet you wish you could take back hun
But life isn't back on these wishes
So lets not forget about this girl yall was dissin
Yall liked cause she just like her momma
All that hoein and stuntin actin like she want to beat some meat
So little words said
So many things done
So many things to dread

Just a speck  

What am I
to say
words are the only
form I have
how else am I
to convey
my feelings
my appealings
my wanting
to show you the
colour of my ceilings
my desperate
my genuinely
articulate
my quite
particular
you make the white
of my orbicular
turn from round
to a lenticular
true needings
you're the tarot
to my deck
of true readings
I would like to be
the speck
of dust
on your shelf
that caused
a sneezing
anything would do
as long as it held
a meaning .
These are all I have
just words
to use
there not
an attemption
to bemuse
nor a
contemption
of you
you electricute
all of my past
into an ash
and down
a forever gone chute.
You pulse
through my mind
my thoughts
convulse
turning me blind
your warmth
it pulls
away
my DNA
causing it
to unwind
I wish to divulge
and be kind
but you tell me
that honesty
is hard to find
well honestly
hear this
from me
you blow out
my f**king mind
and you
are the glue ,  to the bind
in the spine , that holds together
all that I , could ever
hope to possibly
endeavour
to begin to
search  
within or without , whatever
I know that another
day
never
shall I come across
two
of you to ensue
with such fervour
as I do
with you
I knew
from the second
I saw you
you're my best friend
and I adore you
I don't pretend
to be your lover
until time ends
I'd be no other
Please don't wrongly
take me
or strongly , foresake me
I aint a messed up
crazy
that is just how you
make me .
So what am I
to say
when words are all
I  have
to convey .

I Need An Uzi      


This fucking
clap trap
mis-hap
walking lonely
world of phony
bull crap
flat pack
what's the way
and who can show me
bureaucrat
plastic twats
in top hats
at least I own me
hostages , hi-jacks
how's this shit
still un-folding
legislation , degredation
we all give
as their taking
de-volution
no inclusion
lack of fusion
to this nation
scumbags
in their swag
what I lack
is an Uzi
extremist , seperatists
walk the streets
like they're showmen
terrorists
get benefits
to go in shops
that they blow up
city flames , rioting
with no shame
or reason for it
samaritans
all the time
suck the dicks
of the phillistines
if you're bleeding
and you need it
guaranteed
you're out of time
tax payers
foot the failures
but there's savings
for the aliens
high ranking
skanking , banking
tosser bosses
wank in limelight
then the BBC
with fee's
has paedophiles
as employees
clap trap
full of crap
plastic twats
you'll never own me .








 

Fat Cats  With Laxatives      

Big hats
fat cats
overpaid
and over-rated
bad banks
broken laws
extra tax
for their failures .


Closed doors
loans no more
cash injections
for their managers
still tall
with the gaul
to object , reject
de-rail you .


Big faced
greedy eyed
in disgrace
with wallets lined
their fat fingers
tinker , linger
with the money
they take from you .


Sky scraping
saviour , havens
time wasting
half baked , brained schemes
lying  fake
pensions big rake
then they take
all your savings .


Expenses scams
double properties
the working man
pays for all of it
parliament , politicians
break the laws
they invented
we all abhore
the implemented
lack of public , funding , spending
closing doors
on good health schemes
and the poor
with pure olympics .


Governmental , coalitious
argumentative , avaricious
so repetitive
full of bullshit
eating laxatives
as they spew it
no insentives
to stop bankers
wanking in their
mansion houses
without gumption  
to not sting
the working man
or fix anything .


 

                               Murderous chainsaw..

I'm cancerous ,
when I murder an alphabet
I prevail through the heads of kids and some bitches.
although I know my heads in a vacation
I'm still as sick as I was when I stepped outta my spaceship
you might be dope but still
my skill is
the illest
like Bruce Willis
your are lacking pillars
so you fill it up with fillers,
I'll fry y'all in a skillet
aahhh that gives me the pleasure of burning ten geeks
I fade emcees
now they suffocating as if they inhaled benzene.
coz I release a twisted blister
I'm mister ballistic
life is too precious I suggest you not to risk her.
I'm ruthless as slim
like Charlie Chaplin in a horror film.
I say shit which is outta my head
I spit on your face you can bite me, I don't care

                                 RESURRECTION


I ruthlessly kill rappers trying challenge me
none of em ready for me they can't even handle me
so much shit in my gut they can't even balance it..
you are supposed to fall
if you pound on me then you are this close to an assault
I rose to the dawn
been through my nightmare dream but now I chose to be reborn
and to my foes I warn
I feel so strong
this time imma not gonna end up in that shit
that almost got me split
from my head
fuck it, let me destroy all these gimmicks before I forget
you all are dead
party is over now time to go to bed
lay y'all six feet under the ground and when in stress
y'all will rest
I watch your corpse
decay with a smile
in my eyes
and that's it no more drama ..
I'll make it more clear when I'll bring in the trauma
y'all had your time now its mine and that's called karma.

saints get shot,thieves get rich pt 2

ive got sadistik afflictions
for christians
and bitches with weak disses
malicious inscriptions and scriptures
to leave you and your mrs
bleedin in inverted positions
murderous visions
hit you with burnin incisions
like my soul purpose is prison
i murder the rhythm
while i'm cursin the system

that triflin
chewin on vicodin
automatic rifleman
laughin at leviathan
slash you from your eye to chin
static and a pint of gin
addict on the mic again

demon in the attic(addict)
with a ball of crack and a can
tryin
to find meanin
in bein
the maniac that i am

im a stranger in a strange land
a strange man
who only wants to attract deranged fans
everytime my plane lands
i wanna see lame parents
trash american bandstand
with their bare hands
these damn plans
to stack grands
pack grandstands
get a percentage of every stamped hand
got me feelin like a canned ham
i'm surrounded by shit i can't stand

so i grab 2 9's and spin around like a fan
puttin holes in everybody's shirts shoes and pants
this is not just a rant
this is the way that i am
i'm goin ham

laughin at leviathen
slash you from your eye to chin
static and a pint of gin
addict on the mic again

                                   Bunny man...


somebody tell god to bring the apocalypse,
if he doesn't then I'm dropping one for sure.
coz these bitchass motherfuckers all want a piece of
me.
I want to kill em but hate so much blood stain.
but I gotta start playing with blood if you leave me with
no choice.
I'm a vampire on Floyd.
I'll drink your blood bitch
y'all laugh coz the bottles are empty in my fridge
I'm on rags from the start , never seen a stack of fresh
MG pics
on my table. but I got my pen , that's all I need and
that bitch works on my favour
if u wanna fucking rape my shit , then I'm gonna break
your ribs
no more playing bitches , I have said enough of it
Imma set fire on your naked body homie , tell the fire
department in advance to be ready to save you from my
arsenal
I'm fragile yes, but not volatile
I'm determined to bust outta my chest , coz I have seen
enough of you
I can fucking still see you running
your mouth , do I fucking sound funny
if i got two long ears on my head don't mistake me for
bugs bunny
I'm bunny man from bunny man bridge
with an axe to kill bitches ...
I guess I said that a trillion times in this verse already
but cant get enough till i actually murder ya
till like a frankfurter I squirt your head
so I can see your nerves come out.
these are the ones that bred jokes on me
now let me see who all wants to poke on me...

Damn fine entries, guys. Thank you

What Do I Do    


What do I do
to get you
in my life
if it's hell
I'm to walk through
ok ,I'll view it
from inside
then I'll talk
some home truths
in an underworld
of  fat lies
stalking on
wet roofs
slipping on
cracked tiles
I'm already tripping
I don't need ice
I flip past the flipping
fins of fish side
my mind
you're whipping
with that big smile
you're some gift
given
wrapped up tin tight
with an outer lining
of shiney ,silver bright
come on
I'm asking , you
to task I
give me a penquin
I'll try for full flight
answer my
question
where wrong will be right
any response given
I'll listen , alright
I'll take the mission
so dish me
my plight
I just keep wishing
on starry shot nights
my convex is
dishing , into
your might  
perplex
yeah test
me to full flown height
citizen arrest
me into your life
I'll beat the best
six by a nine
I'll mix with sticks
and drink
like fine wine , I think
you're sublime
you stop , rewind time
precious rocks
are your eyes
your door I'll knock
'til I die
to get you
into my life .

Well, this is shaping up to be a tough comp. to judge

You were running behind girls but what they were giving you was Insult,
your confidence was punctured
you was deeply hurt and emotionaly injured,
you started believing the fact that you are  like a stupid monkey and they are like Gingers,
you was searching for a finger for yo ring,sir
but what you getting was middle fingers !
i taught you how to mack whores
how to crack dope n Mingle,
cause i knew you were terribly single
i had full sympathy with you,Mister Homo,
but you cheated me for that whore,oh no!
you love her,thats what you use to shout
and you are so proud
that she is dating with you,but she's a whore,not a trophy
macking her,its easier than watching pornography,
you are loving a bitch who distribute her contact
for phone sex
and u can't see the things right,cause you are hen-pecked
she's a north-western
bitch,who always have her ass turned,
to all who are rich,nd is always ready to have some cash earned
trieng every think she had learned
on the dick
i dont know
the reason you are loving this whore for,
u knw?she is engaged with four more
stupid punks like you,you are nothing but a game-point in her Score board
you think i was also in love and you win the race,
i dont feel for her,but i feel for your friendship,
i have pain,and i dont know how to End this,
you fucked our friendship for a  Chick's lust,
Thats a mistake you are doing,it will leave you Lick Nuts,
i dont know wether to call it sexualy caused Disgust
or It Just
a Sick lust
you Prick must
know that This Lust
can make yo Dick Bust
its realy absurd,dont you find any other bitch in This World,
Now if you'll respond,you'll yoself make the Shit Worst,
i will find you stupid Bitch First,
than will push a cucumber inside yo Shit-Duct,
my bitch is sexy,we both know that She's Hot,
but you will find her hotter,cause cucumber will hit yo G-Spot,
before ending i want to tell you some news shit,
i still have with me her Nude pics,
my pet dog jacky,licking her Huge tits,
you are proudly fucking her pussy,caus e u dont know my jacky had used it,
well go n clean yo dirty nose with that hoe's brazzers,where her boob sits,
chew her used up tooth picks,
Lick her menstruation fruit mix,
you are too much emotional
you n me we are like inversaly propotional,
you grew up reading sci-fie novel,i grew up watching porn and reading playboy,
when i was playing with whores u were playing with Gay toys !
i know u are enjoying those days
cause she's too talented with her ways,
'she on the dick' its like 'jackson on the stage'
i want to tell u the fact that i dont love that whore,bum!
I dont spend a single buck on the slut,i only gave that whore cum,
if i loved her,i must had not paid her for that party night four-some,
the bitch was trouble-some,
i chewed her sweetness and spitted her out like a bubble-gum,
i fucked her on paying terms,
i used her face as a place for Spraying sperms,
you adore the same face,
hahahaha
those dirty cheeks of that stupid whore,
they are what you use to adore,
those sticky cheeks
were fucked by  many cocks like goverments by Wicki-leaks,
she is Mad titty nasty slut,in short M.T.N.S,
always ready to take dick inside her Empty anus,
oneday she'll cheat u  like she cheated those other fags,
well i had lost nothing,m righnow drinking alcohol watching double x,
and enjoying couple sex
with other bitch,well i am an hustler,my attitude is my I-card,
well enjoy with my shit,motherfucker u will Die Hard,