Poetry competition CLOSED 19th August 2013 1:58am
WINNER
LobodeSanPedro
LobodeSanPedro
RUNNER-UP:
PsychicApocalypse
Disney--After The Fairy Tale
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Nemo Found
The boy, now a man
His body ripe like the sea
Yum, Dora and he
Nemo Found
The boy, now a man
His body ripe like the sea
Yum, Dora and he
You Lyin' King (I am Nala, hear me roar)
Yeah we saved Pride Rock, we all cheered and danced
But here's the real deal behind this lyin' romance
He gets to snooze and sleep in the sun all day
While me and the girls are out hunting for prey
It's only when the kill has been done,that he's up off his butt
Swoops right in to claim the choicest cut
I was young and in love to think I'd be the only one
Lions screw 60 times a day when they're looking for fun
He roams the pride whispering, here kitty kitty
His eye hunts for a pussy that's young and pretty
The baby mama drama that one endures
There's like 50 cubs running around that look like yours
That monkey Rafiki, who's a bit of a gimp
Please, that cretin is no more than his freakin' pimp
Circle of Life, to hell with that la-de-da shit
I've got four kids under me all fightin' for a tit
Just when things were getting out of hand
Some of the girls and I launched a plan
One crisp eve some poachers circled the pride
Not a single alarm was sounded from those outside
See I and the others had guard duty on this fateful night
Not even the pimp monkey could save him from this plight
They made the kill quick which was fine by me
A kill is kill, really not much to see
His soul may rest with the great kings in the sky
But his hide is stretched out so he can always lie
in peace
http://kevdieenglesman.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/lion-rug.jpg
Yeah we saved Pride Rock, we all cheered and danced
But here's the real deal behind this lyin' romance
He gets to snooze and sleep in the sun all day
While me and the girls are out hunting for prey
It's only when the kill has been done,that he's up off his butt
Swoops right in to claim the choicest cut
I was young and in love to think I'd be the only one
Lions screw 60 times a day when they're looking for fun
He roams the pride whispering, here kitty kitty
His eye hunts for a pussy that's young and pretty
The baby mama drama that one endures
There's like 50 cubs running around that look like yours
That monkey Rafiki, who's a bit of a gimp
Please, that cretin is no more than his freakin' pimp
Circle of Life, to hell with that la-de-da shit
I've got four kids under me all fightin' for a tit
Just when things were getting out of hand
Some of the girls and I launched a plan
One crisp eve some poachers circled the pride
Not a single alarm was sounded from those outside
See I and the others had guard duty on this fateful night
Not even the pimp monkey could save him from this plight
They made the kill quick which was fine by me
A kill is kill, really not much to see
His soul may rest with the great kings in the sky
But his hide is stretched out so he can always lie
in peace
http://kevdieenglesman.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/lion-rug.jpg
I wrote about Ariel and Eric.
Not really a happy ending, but oh well.
Here goes nothing.
Her hair, bright red,
Plastered to her head.
Sweat dripped down her face,
She'd gasped for air, at a frantic pace.
Eric remained right at her side,
His face beaming with pride.
Hoping for a perfect baby girl,
With soft white skin, and bright red curls.
Ariel had tried her best,
Worked for hours, with no rest.
But she'd felt herself growing weak,
One last push, one last shriek.
A beautiful, baby girl was born,
Ariel passed away, Eric mourned.
But Eric wasn't left alone.
He raised sweet Allysa on his own.
He stayed strong for his little girl,
With soft white skin, and bright red curls.
Not really a happy ending, but oh well.
Here goes nothing.
Her hair, bright red,
Plastered to her head.
Sweat dripped down her face,
She'd gasped for air, at a frantic pace.
Eric remained right at her side,
His face beaming with pride.
Hoping for a perfect baby girl,
With soft white skin, and bright red curls.
Ariel had tried her best,
Worked for hours, with no rest.
But she'd felt herself growing weak,
One last push, one last shriek.
A beautiful, baby girl was born,
Ariel passed away, Eric mourned.
But Eric wasn't left alone.
He raised sweet Allysa on his own.
He stayed strong for his little girl,
With soft white skin, and bright red curls.
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Mary has me Poppin'
Fuck flyin' a kite, today or tomorrow
Changing winds in the east nor west won't ease my sorrow
I've been strung out on crank, speed and scag
Ever since I first tripped with that merry ol' hag
Should have known there'd be trouble in that magical bag
A Spoonful of sugar my ass, that was acid we dropped
That explains running horses on a ride that's supposedly stopped
Tap dancing penguins and Bert's candy cane suit
Those blokes on the roof poppin'out of the chutes
Oh, it was all Mary - cheery as hell
Michael and I under her diabolical spell
She said she liked me best for my simple name
Hers and mine together got Mary Jane
Now light that spilf, and tie off a vein
I'm fiendish man and I'm going insane
Chim chimney fuckin' roo I say
Doin' five blowies, just to score today
Ya know why Mary never accepts a fee
Cause like any good dealer the first taste's free
Meanwhile she's in the Alps learning to ski ...
Damn, all that powder
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Mary has me Poppin'
Fuck flyin' a kite, today or tomorrow
Changing winds in the east nor west won't ease my sorrow
I've been strung out on crank, speed and scag
Ever since I first tripped with that merry ol' hag
Should have known there'd be trouble in that magical bag
A Spoonful of sugar my ass, that was acid we dropped
That explains running horses on a ride that's supposedly stopped
Tap dancing penguins and Bert's candy cane suit
Those blokes on the roof poppin'out of the chutes
Oh, it was all Mary - cheery as hell
Michael and I under her diabolical spell
She said she liked me best for my simple name
Hers and mine together got Mary Jane
Now light that spilf, and tie off a vein
I'm fiendish man and I'm going insane
Chim chimney fuckin' roo I say
Doin' five blowies, just to score today
Ya know why Mary never accepts a fee
Cause like any good dealer the first taste's free
Meanwhile she's in the Alps learning to ski ...
Damn, all that powder
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My take on Alice in Wonderland
MALICE AND THE HARE
“Here in this place I have seen wonders
Of Heaven’s towers fill with splendors
Psychedelic colors inside my mind
As wet as the juice from the rind
Light in shadow, it seems all is queer
I ask, is everything mad here?”
Of all the wonders I have beheld
The most precious was to see Malice
Through the looking glass
Gems of starlit twinkle in trees
A white haired rabbit covered in fleas
And a pale skinned lovely
On the grass
I spied her teasing life with a razor
Blood red staining the white skin
Marring perfection
Shining eyes losing their luster
White hare tamping grass in his bluster
Sign of blasphemous erotica
Erection
With every breath
Closes death
Things she seen will never leave her head
In her eyes
A quite surprise
The pale haired hare slipping between her thighs
Stain the grass
With her ass
Hare fucking quickly, he will never last
Crimson stain
Upon his mane
Upon the green grass, he will seed the slain
Ruinous to all the great fairy tales
A childhood of broken stories
Replace the dreams
Witnessing such an act of sin
When I could not join in
Left with me mental scars
Between the seams
“Here in this place I have seen wonders
Of Heaven’s towers fill with splendors
Psychedelic colors inside my mind
As wet as the juice from the rind
Light in shadow, it seems all is queer
I ask, is everything mad here?”
Once again, I fill my eyes with Malice
A visceral story in my sight
Of orgasmic death throes
Pulsing in my depraved mind
Deep inside, what do you find?
Rising from childhood
It will take its toll
I find myself
On a shelf
I’m waiting patiently to live this hell
It’s a race
To find a place
To shatter a legacy made of grace
Malice looks
Upon the hook
By her moans, I can read her like a book
Under the stairs
She starts to wear
Between her thighs, I become the hare
MALICE AND THE HARE
“Here in this place I have seen wonders
Of Heaven’s towers fill with splendors
Psychedelic colors inside my mind
As wet as the juice from the rind
Light in shadow, it seems all is queer
I ask, is everything mad here?”
Of all the wonders I have beheld
The most precious was to see Malice
Through the looking glass
Gems of starlit twinkle in trees
A white haired rabbit covered in fleas
And a pale skinned lovely
On the grass
I spied her teasing life with a razor
Blood red staining the white skin
Marring perfection
Shining eyes losing their luster
White hare tamping grass in his bluster
Sign of blasphemous erotica
Erection
With every breath
Closes death
Things she seen will never leave her head
In her eyes
A quite surprise
The pale haired hare slipping between her thighs
Stain the grass
With her ass
Hare fucking quickly, he will never last
Crimson stain
Upon his mane
Upon the green grass, he will seed the slain
Ruinous to all the great fairy tales
A childhood of broken stories
Replace the dreams
Witnessing such an act of sin
When I could not join in
Left with me mental scars
Between the seams
“Here in this place I have seen wonders
Of Heaven’s towers fill with splendors
Psychedelic colors inside my mind
As wet as the juice from the rind
Light in shadow, it seems all is queer
I ask, is everything mad here?”
Once again, I fill my eyes with Malice
A visceral story in my sight
Of orgasmic death throes
Pulsing in my depraved mind
Deep inside, what do you find?
Rising from childhood
It will take its toll
I find myself
On a shelf
I’m waiting patiently to live this hell
It’s a race
To find a place
To shatter a legacy made of grace
Malice looks
Upon the hook
By her moans, I can read her like a book
Under the stairs
She starts to wear
Between her thighs, I become the hare
Snow White,
tubes snaking out of you
stench of piss and China White
Coked to shit,
where is Husband White?
Heroin honey,
to my wallet fuck you ain't cheap.
Smacked out, blocked out.
Where's your Seven Sons now?
Erase you,
they've gone on down the pit to serve
And you're fucked up
with your shit on the street corner.
One never could live happily ever after.
tubes snaking out of you
stench of piss and China White
Coked to shit,
where is Husband White?
Heroin honey,
to my wallet fuck you ain't cheap.
Smacked out, blocked out.
Where's your Seven Sons now?
Erase you,
they've gone on down the pit to serve
And you're fucked up
with your shit on the street corner.
One never could live happily ever after.
