Poetry competition CLOSED 16th August 2012 6:42pm
WINNER
PierreTheMad
PierreTheMad
RUNNER-UP:
Abracadabra
Can you put humor in a poem?
Anonymous
Biblical Loophole
Inside the monasteries inner sanctum quiet as a tomb
having birthed humanities knowledge deep in its hallowed womb
sits one of the obedient, gently lifting the Gutenberg’s pages
searching over passages, traveling back countless ages
his white gloved, trembling hands of alabaster
move slowly and steadily above the words of his Master
till finally locating the message he’d come to garner:
“in the world, a submissive woman shall abide in every corner”
causes such joy and laughter to spring forth at the wisdom found;
the message finally sinking in - The earth is Round!
Inside the monasteries inner sanctum quiet as a tomb
having birthed humanities knowledge deep in its hallowed womb
sits one of the obedient, gently lifting the Gutenberg’s pages
searching over passages, traveling back countless ages
his white gloved, trembling hands of alabaster
move slowly and steadily above the words of his Master
till finally locating the message he’d come to garner:
“in the world, a submissive woman shall abide in every corner”
causes such joy and laughter to spring forth at the wisdom found;
the message finally sinking in - The earth is Round!
Have this odd little thing
with Morgan Freeman
not the acting
well enough
with "Glory" and "Bucketlist"
and the rest that I am too lazy
to google-jog my mind with
Not even
the smooth narrations
guiding me through wormholes
or penguin journeys'
or whatever programs
he has done
Nope
it's the notion that
if I took a piece of sandpaper
and rubbed lightly on the bumps
of his face,
the debris would
taste like cinnamon
or brown sugar
with Morgan Freeman
not the acting
well enough
with "Glory" and "Bucketlist"
and the rest that I am too lazy
to google-jog my mind with
Not even
the smooth narrations
guiding me through wormholes
or penguin journeys'
or whatever programs
he has done
Nope
it's the notion that
if I took a piece of sandpaper
and rubbed lightly on the bumps
of his face,
the debris would
taste like cinnamon
or brown sugar
The carnival's in town
Been to more than a few and chaos is all I ever found
but I just can't seem to help myself when it comes around
the excitement,flash and glitter get me every single time
it's just too bad enticement's not a prosecutable crime
I picked the ride called "Big Tits,Small Ass,Pretty Face"
so I waited in line murmuring some prayers,just in case
I hopped in the seat knowing I'm in for quite some ride
suddenly the car jerks forward and I anticipate the collide
as I'm flung off the tracks from the speeding screeching car
I wished I remembered these rides never have a safety bar
Anonymous
NecrophiliacVegan said:[quote-116491-Icuduseahugritenow]You can have as many entries as you want
as long as you want
About anything
Do you have a particular set of ethics / morals? As what humors me is fucke dup and ethically questionable to the untrained mind. As I want to make sure my entry is judged fairly.[/quote]
Lol.. Doesn't it suck to have to ask. I catch myself doing it all the time. And i love ethically fucked up an morally wrong you... lol.
as long as you want
About anything
Do you have a particular set of ethics / morals? As what humors me is fucke dup and ethically questionable to the untrained mind. As I want to make sure my entry is judged fairly.[/quote]
Lol.. Doesn't it suck to have to ask. I catch myself doing it all the time. And i love ethically fucked up an morally wrong you... lol.
"When I watch, I am God"
I allow myself to fully succumb
to the visual transcendence, still
with a full respect for its machinery.
Am I a fool who is duped into a false reality?
Or a genius that dances on a blade of grass?
When play is pushed, I am a God
observing a spectacle of careful creation.
When I have the urge to urinate
I divinely intervene by pressing pause.
I allow myself to fully succumb
to the visual transcendence, still
with a full respect for its machinery.
Am I a fool who is duped into a false reality?
Or a genius that dances on a blade of grass?
When play is pushed, I am a God
observing a spectacle of careful creation.
When I have the urge to urinate
I divinely intervene by pressing pause.
Anonymous
Devilish said:[quote-118483-NecrophiliacVegan][quote-116491-Icuduseahugritenow]You can have as many entries as you want
as long as you want
About anything
Do you have a particular set of ethics / morals? As what humors me is fucke dup and ethically questionable to the untrained mind. As I want to make sure my entry is judged fairly.[/quote]
Lol.. Doesn't it suck to have to ask. I catch myself doing it all the time. And i love ethically fucked up an morally wrong you... lol.[/quote]
Haha I think you're the only woman on this Earth I wouldn;t kill to fuck aha
and I love it in you as well haha! 
as long as you want
About anything
Do you have a particular set of ethics / morals? As what humors me is fucke dup and ethically questionable to the untrained mind. As I want to make sure my entry is judged fairly.[/quote]
Lol.. Doesn't it suck to have to ask. I catch myself doing it all the time. And i love ethically fucked up an morally wrong you... lol.
[/quote] Haha I think you're the only woman on this Earth I wouldn;t kill to fuck aha
and I love it in you as well haha!
Anonymous
Bedhead
I am but humbled
by this human hair,
rats and snarls
all atangle-
brush that rakes and pulls my skull,
comb whose teeth seem mighty dull;
a nice pomade to make it slick
a little water to tame the lick
when I'm done it must be said,
perhaps I better go back to bed!
I am but humbled
by this human hair,
rats and snarls
all atangle-
brush that rakes and pulls my skull,
comb whose teeth seem mighty dull;
a nice pomade to make it slick
a little water to tame the lick
when I'm done it must be said,
perhaps I better go back to bed!
Pleiades
The Pleiades,
The Seven sisters,
The beautiful daughters of Atlas,
Seven points of light,
Whirling forever across the heavens
In their endless dance.
Do you realize
We can see right up your skirts from down here?
Sorry, I've posted it elsewhere, but it fits the brief.
The Pleiades,
The Seven sisters,
The beautiful daughters of Atlas,
Seven points of light,
Whirling forever across the heavens
In their endless dance.
Do you realize
We can see right up your skirts from down here?
Sorry, I've posted it elsewhere, but it fits the brief.
Anonymous
Investigate...
Investigate
whats on your plate
before you eat
may be a beet
may be too sweet
could be a leek
just have a peek
why do you frown
as you look down?
if it looks fake
might be crab cake
who dished it up?
who laid it out?
don't be fooled
it could be swell
and then again
you may see hell
Investigate
whats on your plate
before you eat
may be a beet
may be too sweet
could be a leek
just have a peek
why do you frown
as you look down?
if it looks fake
might be crab cake
who dished it up?
who laid it out?
don't be fooled
it could be swell
and then again
you may see hell
