Poetry competition CLOSED 2nd August 2012 11:10am
WINNER
Soul_Man_Ken
Soul_Man_Ken
RUNNERS-UP:
raorrick
and Magdalena
Audio Gaga.
Anonymous
Glad to see this comp is getting responses. Keep 'em coming guys. Inviting everybody! Even if you don't normally do audio poetry, give it a try!
Poetic autopsy of a krazy frog (lmao)
The frog is dead God save the frog
will you gun me down like MLK,call me gay
oh the pain! someone make it go away
well hey! you suck at words, maybe try ballet
a tutu would suit you,with pink pumps for half jumps
and light tights for play nights
still
it's all uphill for a brain dead frog
so i'll sympathize and empathize,feel your pain
and hear your cries,try not despise or criticize
cos you're a special frog in my eyes
surprised?
well that's just how i roll
can't wait to see you get some flow
then one day some simile might open doors for metaphor
and before you even know it
you can call yourself a poet
just don't take this shit to heart
look at some books would be a good start
oh and sorry for the rejection
i know you crave for my affection
but you just don't give me an erection
correction!
you kind of make me get a semi
but you don't have a patch on Hemi
he's got brains,you don't have any
maybe when your balls drop or the shit stops
flowing from your desk top, i'll look your way
and turn you into a real gay, ok?
"cause of death?"
"severe brain trauma sir, he was found shaking profusely beside a copy of The cat in the hat, we assume his brain could not handle that"
RIP Martin :p
right just for a bit of Craic I give you Krazy frog take one
http://youtu.be/UQI6ywDhbkI
enjoy
The frog is dead God save the frog
will you gun me down like MLK,call me gay
oh the pain! someone make it go away
well hey! you suck at words, maybe try ballet
a tutu would suit you,with pink pumps for half jumps
and light tights for play nights
still
it's all uphill for a brain dead frog
so i'll sympathize and empathize,feel your pain
and hear your cries,try not despise or criticize
cos you're a special frog in my eyes
surprised?
well that's just how i roll
can't wait to see you get some flow
then one day some simile might open doors for metaphor
and before you even know it
you can call yourself a poet
just don't take this shit to heart
look at some books would be a good start
oh and sorry for the rejection
i know you crave for my affection
but you just don't give me an erection
correction!
you kind of make me get a semi
but you don't have a patch on Hemi
he's got brains,you don't have any
maybe when your balls drop or the shit stops
flowing from your desk top, i'll look your way
and turn you into a real gay, ok?
"cause of death?"
"severe brain trauma sir, he was found shaking profusely beside a copy of The cat in the hat, we assume his brain could not handle that"
RIP Martin :p
right just for a bit of Craic I give you Krazy frog take one
http://youtu.be/UQI6ywDhbkI
enjoy
Sound very similar to James Nesbitt there Eamon. Almost his voice double and well fucking executed.
It's about time there was a sausage in this vaginal swamp of a thread. I'll probably be back later with something someone requested.
Rachel, I am shy, and stupid. Cloudy contrast.
It's about time there was a sausage in this vaginal swamp of a thread. I'll probably be back later with something someone requested.
Rachel, I am shy, and stupid. Cloudy contrast.
selfish plea (don't leave)
sharp-silver-toothed and cloaked
with a rabid tenacity
your words are my assassination
my arrogance evades attempts
and leaves what it couldn't
slumped
I'm the vagabond of flesh and -
dog-loyal to my pleasures
but
please don't run
though I know my lies
were naked and successful
we must surrender together
or destroy every remnant
just don't be stronger
please
don't leave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmY3lJUkFy0&feature=youtube_gdata_player
sharp-silver-toothed and cloaked
with a rabid tenacity
your words are my assassination
my arrogance evades attempts
and leaves what it couldn't
slumped
I'm the vagabond of flesh and -
dog-loyal to my pleasures
but
please don't run
though I know my lies
were naked and successful
we must surrender together
or destroy every remnant
just don't be stronger
please
don't leave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmY3lJUkFy0&feature=youtube_gdata_player
lepperochan said:Poetic autopsy of a krazy frog (lmao)
The frog is dead God save the frog
will you gun me down like MLK,call me gay
oh the pain! someone make it go away
well hey! you suck at words, maybe try ballet
a tutu would suit you,with pink pumps for half jumps
and light tights for play nights
still
it's all uphill for a brain dead frog
so i'll sympathize and empathize,feel your pain
and hear your cries,try not despise or criticize
cos you're a special frog in my eyes
surprised?
well that's just how i roll
can't wait to see you get some flow
then one day some simile might open doors for metaphor
and before you even know it
you can call yourself a poet
just don't take this shit to heart
look at some books would be a good start
oh and sorry for the rejection
i know you crave for my affection
but you just don't give me an erection
correction!
you kind of make me get a semi
but you don't have a patch on Hemi
he's got brains,you don't have any
maybe when your balls drop or the shit stops
flowing from your desk top, i'll look your way
and turn you into a real gay, ok?
"cause of death?"
"severe brain trauma sir, he was found shaking profusely beside a copy of The cat in the hat, we assume his brain could not handle that"
RIP Martin :p
right just for a bit of Craic I give you Krazy frog take one
http://youtu.be/UQI6ywDhbkI
Are you posting this? Or is it up already? I want this on my reading list. . Fucking epic
enjoy
The frog is dead God save the frog
will you gun me down like MLK,call me gay
oh the pain! someone make it go away
well hey! you suck at words, maybe try ballet
a tutu would suit you,with pink pumps for half jumps
and light tights for play nights
still
it's all uphill for a brain dead frog
so i'll sympathize and empathize,feel your pain
and hear your cries,try not despise or criticize
cos you're a special frog in my eyes
surprised?
well that's just how i roll
can't wait to see you get some flow
then one day some simile might open doors for metaphor
and before you even know it
you can call yourself a poet
just don't take this shit to heart
look at some books would be a good start
oh and sorry for the rejection
i know you crave for my affection
but you just don't give me an erection
correction!
you kind of make me get a semi
but you don't have a patch on Hemi
he's got brains,you don't have any
maybe when your balls drop or the shit stops
flowing from your desk top, i'll look your way
and turn you into a real gay, ok?
"cause of death?"
"severe brain trauma sir, he was found shaking profusely beside a copy of The cat in the hat, we assume his brain could not handle that"
RIP Martin :p
right just for a bit of Craic I give you Krazy frog take one
http://youtu.be/UQI6ywDhbkI
Are you posting this? Or is it up already? I want this on my reading list. . Fucking epic
enjoy
lepperochan said:eh, you commented on it when you came back off your break, can't be that fucking epic if you forgot all about it now can it :P
The audio silly . Not the poem. The audio gave it a kick. So :-p (if you don't know what that is , it's me sticking out my tongue at you)
I didn't see audio on it then
And , and I praised that poem. Meanie
The audio silly . Not the poem. The audio gave it a kick. So :-p (if you don't know what that is , it's me sticking out my tongue at you)
I didn't see audio on it then
And , and I praised that poem. Meanie
lepperochan said:Poetic autopsy of a krazy frog (lmao)
The frog is dead God save the frog
will you gun me down like MLK,call me gay
oh the pain! someone make it go away
well hey! you suck at words, maybe try ballet
a tutu would suit you,with pink pumps for half jumps
and light tights for play nights
still
it's all uphill for a brain dead frog
so i'll sympathize and empathize,feel your pain
and hear your cries,try not despise or criticize
cos you're a special frog in my eyes
surprised?
well that's just how i roll
can't wait to see you get some flow
then one day some simile might open doors for metaphor
and before you even know it
you can call yourself a poet
just don't take this shit to heart
look at some books would be a good start
oh and sorry for the rejection
i know you crave for my affection
but you just don't give me an erection
correction!
you kind of make me get a semi
but you don't have a patch on Hemi
he's got brains,you don't have any
maybe when your balls drop or the shit stops
flowing from your desk top, i'll look your way
and turn you into a real gay, ok?
"cause of death?"
"severe brain trauma sir, he was found shaking profusely beside a copy of The cat in the hat, we assume his brain could not handle that"
RIP Martin :p
right just for a bit of Craic I give you Krazy frog take one
http://youtu.be/UQI6ywDhbkI
enjoy
Told you so
Now leave it!
The frog is dead God save the frog
will you gun me down like MLK,call me gay
oh the pain! someone make it go away
well hey! you suck at words, maybe try ballet
a tutu would suit you,with pink pumps for half jumps
and light tights for play nights
still
it's all uphill for a brain dead frog
so i'll sympathize and empathize,feel your pain
and hear your cries,try not despise or criticize
cos you're a special frog in my eyes
surprised?
well that's just how i roll
can't wait to see you get some flow
then one day some simile might open doors for metaphor
and before you even know it
you can call yourself a poet
just don't take this shit to heart
look at some books would be a good start
oh and sorry for the rejection
i know you crave for my affection
but you just don't give me an erection
correction!
you kind of make me get a semi
but you don't have a patch on Hemi
he's got brains,you don't have any
maybe when your balls drop or the shit stops
flowing from your desk top, i'll look your way
and turn you into a real gay, ok?
"cause of death?"
"severe brain trauma sir, he was found shaking profusely beside a copy of The cat in the hat, we assume his brain could not handle that"
RIP Martin :p
right just for a bit of Craic I give you Krazy frog take one
http://youtu.be/UQI6ywDhbkI
enjoy
Told you so
Now leave it!
