Murder Hornet Haiku

buzz buzz because ... what ?
censoring Murder Hornets ?!
speci'ous at best
censoring Murder Hornets ?!
speci'ous at best

Haikus On Murder Hornets
I.
stripey jumpers on
they forgot their gloves and mask
what rubbish killers
II.
bees look at experts
they’d like to brandish a sword
their dagger fails them
III.
pain is the new God
tell that to America
they need a hug most
IV.
sting me you asshole
ruin a perfect Tuesday
corona problems
V.
The apocalypse
not a zombie killing zone
bit disappointed
I.
stripey jumpers on
they forgot their gloves and mask
what rubbish killers
II.
bees look at experts
they’d like to brandish a sword
their dagger fails them
III.
pain is the new God
tell that to America
they need a hug most
IV.
sting me you asshole
ruin a perfect Tuesday
corona problems
V.
The apocalypse
not a zombie killing zone
bit disappointed

hai-ku, hi-ho[rn], it's
off to murder Yu-Gi-Oh
manga'nificent !
off to murder Yu-Gi-Oh
manga'nificent !

deliberate swarm
humanicide, the new norm
Wuhan'geneered plot !
humanicide, the new norm
Wuhan'geneered plot !


murder hornet phile
whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop
killing gangland style

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ornery hornet
born of Asian persuasian
descends on its prey
born of Asian persuasian
descends on its prey

Orient expressed
death by lethal injection
murderous ! she wrote
death by lethal injection
murderous ! she wrote

killing Yu, killing
Mei - murderously thuggish
them versus me ! SQUISH !
Mei - murderously thuggish
them versus me ! SQUISH !

horrid fifty-foot tall
bitchqueen arrives on the scene
B[ee] movie horror !
bitchqueen arrives on the scene
B[ee] movie horror !

Billy the Bedbug
saves China's vaginas with
cans of panty RAID
Sorry, I could not think of anything involving hornets.
saves China's vaginas with
cans of panty RAID
Sorry, I could not think of anything involving hornets.

fissile isotope
tests on nests created these
missile proof trope pests !
tests on nests created these
missile proof trope pests !

f'ugly bugly Truth :
it is not journalism
if you don't fact check
it is not journalism
if you don't fact check

Horny Hornet Male
seeks Wasp Waisted Females for
sucking plump bee hinds
seeks Wasp Waisted Females for
sucking plump bee hinds