Poetry competition CLOSED 18th May 2020 11:45pm
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Murder Hornet Haiku

Posted: 11th May 2020 11:45pm
poet Anonymous
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Posted: 12th May 2020 2:01am
poet Anonymous
murder! you heard her
insect, bring it on, beyotch!
yo! me so hooorn-et-y

Posted: 12th May 2020 2:04am
poet Anonymous
write traditional
eastern or western haiku?
fuck! you muggling thugs

Posted: 12th May 2020 2:05am
poet Anonymous
chop chop chop suey
kill kill kill can't outrun me
sting sting sting bee die!

Posted: 12th May 2020 2:06am
Edited: 12th May 2020 11:22am
poet Anonymous
prefers my morning
muggle of bee'ned coffee brew
decapitated

Posted: 12th May 2020 10:18am
poet Anonymous
How To Get Away
With Murdering A Haiku
by A. H. Ornette

Posted: 12th May 2020 10:27am
poet Anonymous
invasive species
please respect our boundaries
nevermind the bees

Posted: 12th May 2020 10:40am
Edited: 12th May 2020 10:42am - edited 2 times
poet Anonymous

face the hideous
insidious Death's Head Bug
so foul is its breadth

Posted: 12th May 2020 10:50am
poet Anonymous
drone all you care to
it's not the size that matters
but how you sting'er

Posted: 12th May 2020 11:07am
poet Anonymous
when drinking nectar
in moderation - tiny
hands come in handy

Posted: 12th May 2020 11:13am
poet Anonymous
why aren't Yu eating
all these delicious Asian
bugs plattered po ems ..?

Posted: 12th May 2020 11:24am
poet Anonymous
is this not the most
obnoxious competition?
call in the SWAT team!

Posted: 12th May 2020 11:38am
Edited: 12th May 2020 11:38am
poet Anonymous
corona-hornets ?!
this right wing conspiracy
left me ill at ease

Posted: 12th May 2020 11:52am
poet Anonymous
what ?! Murder Hornets !
high priority news worth
a podcast segment

Posted: 12th May 2020 11:56am
poet Anonymous
if I don't win this
competition to challenge[d]
poets - I am Fukked

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