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Murder Hornet Haiku

Posted: 12th May 2020 12:21pm
Edited: 12th May 2020 12:25pm
JohnnyBlaze
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buzz buzz because ... what ?
censoring Murder Hornets ?!
speci'ous at best

Posted: 12th May 2020 12:35pm
poet Anonymous
Haikus On Murder Hornets

I.

stripey jumpers on
they forgot their gloves and mask
what rubbish killers

II.

bees look at experts
they’d like to brandish a sword
their dagger fails them

III.

pain is the new God
tell that to America
they need a hug most

IV.

sting me you asshole
ruin a perfect Tuesday
corona problems

V.

The apocalypse
not a zombie killing zone
bit disappointed

Posted: 12th May 2020 12:44pm
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hai-ku, hi-ho[rn], it's
off to murder Yu-Gi-Oh
manga'nificent !

Posted: 12th May 2020 12:55pm
Edited: 12th May 2020 12:57pm
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deliberate swarm
humanicide, the new norm
Wuhan'geneered plot !

Posted: 12th May 2020 2:07pm
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murder hornet phile
whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop
killing gangland style

Posted: 12th May 2020 2:16pm
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JohnnyBlaze said:write traditional
eastern or western haiku?
fuck! you muggling thugs

Five-seven-five, Blaze,
don’t sting the fun out of it ;
It’s hi-fucking-ku . 🐝

Posted: 12th May 2020 2:35pm
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MadameLavender said:

Five-seven-five, Blaze,
don’t sting the fun out of it ;
It’s hi-fucking-ku . 🐝

my beehived bonnet's
never mastered sonnets
need syllabacus !

Posted: 12th May 2020 2:41pm
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ornery hornet
born of Asian persuasian
descends on its prey

Posted: 12th May 2020 3:24pm
Edited: 12th May 2020 4:53pm
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Orient expressed
death by lethal injection
murderous ! she wrote

Posted: 12th May 2020 4:43pm
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killing Yu, killing
Mei - murderously thuggish
them versus me ! SQUISH !

Posted: 12th May 2020 4:52pm
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horrid fifty-foot tall
bitchqueen arrives on the scene
B[ee] movie horror !

Posted: 12th May 2020 5:08pm
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Billy the Bedbug
saves China's vaginas with
cans of panty RAID


















Sorry, I could not think of anything involving hornets.



Posted: 12th May 2020 6:28pm
Edited: 12th May 2020 6:29pm
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fissile isotope
tests on nests created these
missile proof trope pests !

Posted: 12th May 2020 8:57pm
Edited: 12th May 2020 9:10pm - edited 2 times
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f'ugly bugly Truth :
it is not journalism
if you don't fact check

Posted: 12th May 2020 9:30pm
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Horny Hornet Male
seeks Wasp Waisted Females for
sucking plump bee hinds

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