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Murder Hornet Haiku

JohnnyBlaze
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buzz buzz because ... what ?
censoring Murder Hornets ?!
speci'ous at best

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Haikus On Murder Hornets

I.

stripey jumpers on
they forgot their gloves and mask
what rubbish killers

II.

bees look at experts
they’d like to brandish a sword
their dagger fails them

III.

pain is the new God
tell that to America
they need a hug most

IV.

sting me you asshole
ruin a perfect Tuesday
corona problems

V.

The apocalypse
not a zombie killing zone
bit disappointed

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hai-ku, hi-ho[rn], it's
off to murder Yu-Gi-Oh
manga'nificent !

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deliberate swarm
humanicide, the new norm
Wuhan'geneered plot !

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murder hornet phile
whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop
killing gangland style

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JohnnyBlaze said:write traditional
eastern or western haiku?
fuck! you muggling thugs


Five-seven-five, Blaze,
don’t sting the fun out of it ;
It’s hi-fucking-ku . 🐝

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MadameLavender said:

Five-seven-five, Blaze,
don’t sting the fun out of it ;
It’s hi-fucking-ku . 🐝


my beehived bonnet's
never mastered sonnets
need syllabacus !

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ornery hornet
born of Asian persuasian
descends on its prey

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Orient expressed
death by lethal injection
murderous ! she wrote

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killing Yu, killing
Mei - murderously thuggish
them versus me ! SQUISH !

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horrid fifty-foot tall
bitchqueen arrives on the scene
B[ee] movie horror !

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Billy the Bedbug
saves China's vaginas with
cans of panty RAID


















Sorry, I could not think of anything involving hornets.



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fissile isotope
tests on nests created these
missile proof trope pests !

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f'ugly bugly Truth :
it is not journalism
if you don't fact check

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Horny Hornet Male
seeks Wasp Waisted Females for
sucking plump bee hinds

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