Poetry competition CLOSED 29th October 2019 10:08pm
WINNER
wallyroo92
wallyroo92
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Alter Egos Of The World Unite
Anonymous
Poetry Contest Description
What would your alter ego be like?
There’s been many uses of the alter ego throughout history, one of the most memorable being David Bowie who used his alter ego Ziggy Stardust to pen some of the most incredible music ever written.
But what if you had an alter ego?
What would they be like? Would you stay the same sex or would you change?
Perhaps you already have one and you’d like to introduce them to the world. It can be funny, serious, anything you like as long as you stick to the theme.
Rules
• New writes only
• One entry per human being
• Any length just don’t go mad
• Audio / video accepted
• Two weeks
Good luck!
Fashionista! #12: Alter Ego🐾
It’s Fashionista here with daughter Tig
She’s all of half a year and getting big!
We’re waiting for the bus, she’s in preschool,
Where shapeshifting kids go to as a rule.
It’s half an hour later in a cab,
To my downtown shop in the time I have.
Where I’m purveyor first of fashion trends,
Of jungle prints on clothing, shoes, faux gems.
There’s all accessories, the scarves & hats,
The leather belts, and buttons, bows & spats.
With home goods in dynamic prints you crave,
To decorate a gal’s den or man-cave.
I own a loft, Manhattan upper side,
It’s where I’ve called my home since I arrived.
My habitat and haunt is daily news;
To artists, young & old, I am their Muse.
The riff-raft & the In-crowd Underground
Are ever watching out when I’m around.
My chauffeur has a GPS for real;
Black market rate, I got it for a steal.
It’s reason why my fans and the police
Will track when alter ego’s been released.
I shape-shift as the Tiger’s zodiac,
Then leap into the night to find a yak.
The limo’s high beams flash right in my face,
But I see Tig, she’s up front in her place.
Oh no, I’m feeling odd, here comes the heat!
I think I’d better run — I need to eat!
Written by Jade-Pandora
(jade tiger)
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The godfather
To rule with tenticles so long
Black pinstripped suits
The family values thats the strong
Everyone Kowtow and prostitute
Sit at the head
Just a stare bring silence
Your commanders fear a knowing nod
The pain that breeds compliance
The diamond tie pin
The chello case the killing space
Illicit stills that bring the whisky in
The bow and scrape your the ultimate
Haloed fear and admiration
Your mug shot
The Sicilian the undrworld sensation
Witnesses that just simply forgot
Empire of vice, fingers in each pie
Corpulence of evil wants
Godfather top that would be my style
Ego trip, influence where it rely counts
Pockets full of politicians
A waterfront of Jimmy Hoffa's
A pay roll of police divisions
Thousand dollar notes to proffer
My ultra ego snappy dresser
Severed horses head my calling card
Do not mess cause you will suffer
My pillow dreams a wish so bad
Black pinstripped suits
The family values thats the strong
Everyone Kowtow and prostitute
Sit at the head
Just a stare bring silence
Your commanders fear a knowing nod
The pain that breeds compliance
The diamond tie pin
The chello case the killing space
Illicit stills that bring the whisky in
The bow and scrape your the ultimate
Haloed fear and admiration
Your mug shot
The Sicilian the undrworld sensation
Witnesses that just simply forgot
Empire of vice, fingers in each pie
Corpulence of evil wants
Godfather top that would be my style
Ego trip, influence where it rely counts
Pockets full of politicians
A waterfront of Jimmy Hoffa's
A pay roll of police divisions
Thousand dollar notes to proffer
My ultra ego snappy dresser
Severed horses head my calling card
Do not mess cause you will suffer
My pillow dreams a wish so bad
Written by slipalong
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The Beatdown
Im a fuckin brain dead
Guiness. nice to meet ya,
Shake heads with the tip of my penis.
Here's a tip. Dont lock eyes when
You extend your hand cause if
I feel a connection, i might just
Pull you in and human centipede in your hams.
Im in a trance.
The steriods hit me, my boldge structures sentences like give two dikes zan and call them dice when they roll with me. Bars!
Mars kicked me out why on earth am i here raising hell? cause im its father when i nut i create different realms.
Im speaking gibberish i create language too, like im excavating eskimo exits smootch my caboose. im a swinger with a sword in my fingers tips aiming at you.
While wearing smeared clown make up.
Lets make up
Like the story you will tell when you wake up and im through.
😈
Hoes dumping over the lines that i drew. so when we cross em and say holy shit you know that its a classy way of saying i have bitches to blasphemy(blast for me.)
shoot, your shot like heroin with a gulp of everclear. im excelling at exhaling. my ex hellen compared me to zues, cause when im in the clouds im pointing and striking. plus my dick is like a bolt of lightning striking a forest setting the roots ablaze wait,
That part was me.
She couldn't talk her mouth was to full to say a thing. so i did it cause
I dont give a fuck like chastity unless im molesting myself sexually. harassing my reflection so much the cops arrested me.
Now i got a restraining order against windows mirrors and my shadow see thats why i was relentless, when i beat my self senseless into a comma.
Now watch me do me!
Like a narsasistic rapist, violating his papers on a porno.
Then testify while lying in his testimony i swear i came on to me. murder myself so i cant press charges and go home like it was normal. Get dress to kill then Show up to my funeral horny.
And drunk applauding.
Here lies raw, what the fuck was wrong with him.
Guiness. nice to meet ya,
Shake heads with the tip of my penis.
Here's a tip. Dont lock eyes when
You extend your hand cause if
I feel a connection, i might just
Pull you in and human centipede in your hams.
Im in a trance.
The steriods hit me, my boldge structures sentences like give two dikes zan and call them dice when they roll with me. Bars!
Mars kicked me out why on earth am i here raising hell? cause im its father when i nut i create different realms.
Im speaking gibberish i create language too, like im excavating eskimo exits smootch my caboose. im a swinger with a sword in my fingers tips aiming at you.
While wearing smeared clown make up.
Lets make up
Like the story you will tell when you wake up and im through.
😈
Hoes dumping over the lines that i drew. so when we cross em and say holy shit you know that its a classy way of saying i have bitches to blasphemy(blast for me.)
shoot, your shot like heroin with a gulp of everclear. im excelling at exhaling. my ex hellen compared me to zues, cause when im in the clouds im pointing and striking. plus my dick is like a bolt of lightning striking a forest setting the roots ablaze wait,
That part was me.
She couldn't talk her mouth was to full to say a thing. so i did it cause
I dont give a fuck like chastity unless im molesting myself sexually. harassing my reflection so much the cops arrested me.
Now i got a restraining order against windows mirrors and my shadow see thats why i was relentless, when i beat my self senseless into a comma.
Now watch me do me!
Like a narsasistic rapist, violating his papers on a porno.
Then testify while lying in his testimony i swear i came on to me. murder myself so i cant press charges and go home like it was normal. Get dress to kill then Show up to my funeral horny.
And drunk applauding.
Here lies raw, what the fuck was wrong with him.
Written by G3r0
(TetsuUmi)
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Anonymous
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Walter's Alter Ego
Oh no! Here we go, waking up Walter’s alter ego,
You shouldn’t’ve asked for his unadulterated graded credo,
He looks mighty fine dressed up to the nines (in a tuxedo)
Now he’s about to spit some witty lines like they’re damn torpedoes.
There are not enough O’s in smooth for this dude to spell out and groove,
When a sleuth of cool verses in truth will soothe and caress you ear,
But Walter’s alter ego as far as we know comes out to free flow,
He’ll slide inside you’ll be quite wide eyed amazed with what you hear.
He’s hot stuff and speaks right off the cuff, you’ll never get enough,
Agitating and titillating with his innuendoes,
So when you hear him speak be ready to catch it all tongue in cheek,
On the lips
On the chin
Who knows?
He may even hit it right on the nose.
But suppose this can be an ambiguous interpretation,
It’s a fixation but Walter’s alter ego likes him some word play,
And no matter which way it’s inferred you've heard he’s a dirty bird,
Like an undercover nerd he will definitely make your day.
He’s full of insinuation, it’s quite the complication,
Dropping hints and leaving fingerprints for the followers to follow,
It’s somewhat absurd the way he can herd in the hordes and scores!
Then whetting appetites so hard for the wallowers to wallow.
So let’s not wake up Walter’s alter ego, that old Latino,
He may pull some moves with lines and rhymes you’ve never seen before,
So takes this as a warning or else you’ll wake up woke in the morning,
Because the bloke will stroke your pscyhe leaving you wanting more.
You shouldn’t’ve asked for his unadulterated graded credo,
He looks mighty fine dressed up to the nines (in a tuxedo)
Now he’s about to spit some witty lines like they’re damn torpedoes.
There are not enough O’s in smooth for this dude to spell out and groove,
When a sleuth of cool verses in truth will soothe and caress you ear,
But Walter’s alter ego as far as we know comes out to free flow,
He’ll slide inside you’ll be quite wide eyed amazed with what you hear.
He’s hot stuff and speaks right off the cuff, you’ll never get enough,
Agitating and titillating with his innuendoes,
So when you hear him speak be ready to catch it all tongue in cheek,
On the lips
On the chin
Who knows?
He may even hit it right on the nose.
But suppose this can be an ambiguous interpretation,
It’s a fixation but Walter’s alter ego likes him some word play,
And no matter which way it’s inferred you've heard he’s a dirty bird,
Like an undercover nerd he will definitely make your day.
He’s full of insinuation, it’s quite the complication,
Dropping hints and leaving fingerprints for the followers to follow,
It’s somewhat absurd the way he can herd in the hordes and scores!
Then whetting appetites so hard for the wallowers to wallow.
So let’s not wake up Walter’s alter ego, that old Latino,
He may pull some moves with lines and rhymes you’ve never seen before,
So takes this as a warning or else you’ll wake up woke in the morning,
Because the bloke will stroke your pscyhe leaving you wanting more.
Written by wallyroo92
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Trying catch up with all my messages here and this one caught me by surprise!
Thank you for the honor on this comp. It certainly required my imagination (and alter ego) to say things I'd like to say but won't dare say it unless my alter ego says 'em (if that makes sense).
Thank you for the honor on this comp. It certainly required my imagination (and alter ego) to say things I'd like to say but won't dare say it unless my alter ego says 'em (if that makes sense).
