Spooky Event

 
I called Casper and told him to get his sheet together,
I’m hosting a party for those who have been cursed,
We’ll dance and eat some monster mashed potatoes,
Along with deviled eggs and you bet I’ll bring my wurst.
 
I bought some Carolina Reapers and Ghost Peppers,
I’m making ghoulash for those ghouls who like it hot,
If you’re vegetarian there’s ear of corn and head of lettuce,
But if you’re vegan I’ll need to give it more thought.
 
You can snack on sandwitches and perhaps lady fingers,
Maybe some worms, earth or gummy? I’ll have to check,
Like fruits? I got black, blue, cran-, rasp, straw, and Boysen…
Well let’s just say I can have you berried up to your neck.
 
Here only for the libations? Well it’s an open invitation,
Come on, gather round for some drinks and some boos,
The vamps like the blood orange and poison apple punch,
But I enjoy eyes cream while watching everybody schmooze.

There are eyes that bite the bodies
and hands that are useful and common
Can you pass me that plate?

everything is done honestly and in a digestive way
everything is brutal instinct and exceptional faith
Do you want a piece of this roast?

everything is a grimace asking for salvation
a redemption and authorization charge
I don't eat metal, a cloud eater, a sort of a sleeper!

a constant feeling of equivocation
a displeasure in the grinding of teeth
I feel like I belong to the lowest caste of bees!

Sadness is once again a form of transcendence
like molecular food and corn porridge
lower my head and see the crumbs on my legs!

I urgently need dental floss
and run to the bathroom and vomit my soul out.