The Laughter Virus
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Laughter is not quite the best medicine but it is great for the soul and a mood enhancer.
So I want you not only to tell us what makes you laugh but to post video and audio links. Can be stand up routines, comedy movie clips, GIFS.
Your mission should you accept it, is to make us all laugh
Happy Trails









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I watched this on the comedy roadshow the other night. I was fkn pissing myself. Because I am one of those meat man attendees 😂
https://youtu.be/yRslIa3-2Is
https://youtu.be/yRslIa3-2Is
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Vim Fuego:
I could play "Stairway To Heaven" when I was 12. Jimmy Page didn't actually write it until he was 22. I think that says quite a lot.
Clerks Bite: This job would be alright...
https://youtu.be/HSS8tiy9Y3U
I could play "Stairway To Heaven" when I was 12. Jimmy Page didn't actually write it until he was 22. I think that says quite a lot.
Clerks Bite: This job would be alright...
https://youtu.be/HSS8tiy9Y3U
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John Mulaney is pretty well-known at this point, but if you still haven't heard his bit about the Salt n Pepper diner...
I was belly laughing the first time I heard this.
https://youtu.be/Mw7Gryt-rcc
AND
https://youtu.be/56tjW1F8R9A
I was belly laughing the first time I heard this.
https://youtu.be/Mw7Gryt-rcc
AND
https://youtu.be/56tjW1F8R9A
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Quotes from
Steven Wright:
"I’m writing a book. I have the page numbers done; now I just have to fill in the rest."
"I've written several children's books ... Not on purpose."
"Why is it a penny for your thoughts but you have to put your two cents in? Somebody’s making a penny."
someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
I have two very rare photographs. One is a picture of Houdini locking his keys in his car. The other is a rare photograph of Norman Rockwell beating up a child.
Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.
I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting slinkies on the escalator.
"So, do you live around here often?"
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.
When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for five minutes without moving. He said it was elevator practice.
Steven Wright:
"I’m writing a book. I have the page numbers done; now I just have to fill in the rest."
"I've written several children's books ... Not on purpose."
"Why is it a penny for your thoughts but you have to put your two cents in? Somebody’s making a penny."
someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
I have two very rare photographs. One is a picture of Houdini locking his keys in his car. The other is a rare photograph of Norman Rockwell beating up a child.
Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.
I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting slinkies on the escalator.
"So, do you live around here often?"
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.
When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for five minutes without moving. He said it was elevator practice.
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I love 8 out of 10 cats does countdown, especially this clip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Gkiw7zpULo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Gkiw7zpULo
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David_Macleod said:Zoltan Kaszas - why cats are better than dogs (LMAO)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFB4ZQT-Te8
Good one David LMAO too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFB4ZQT-Te8
Good one David LMAO too
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https://youtu.be/3Smf24hNVjM
Wherewolf
...and Gene's long lost brother (Mark Blankfield)
https://youtu.be/_AiYS-rDGyc
Jekyll And Hyde Together Again - Snort .flv
Wherewolf
...and Gene's long lost brother (Mark Blankfield)
https://youtu.be/_AiYS-rDGyc
Jekyll And Hyde Together Again - Snort .flv