Hard Cheese
Can we do a thread for utter gut busting dorkiness?
Not for critique.... for too-cheek!
Example...
i_is_meme
Not to be pushy, but I Is Meme became all rhymie
I had to treat poetry like hustling and get all grimy
Get all snot and teary, yeah I'm talking slimey
Opine your mind much wider don't try to deny me
Dual booting the iPads, working from copy to paste
The only lubricant needed is a little elbow grease
Mouth break dancing on toenails throwing a fit
I've got abdomens trembling as I moonwalk feeling sheepish
Stop on that click, thumb typer
Get chewing gum, gliisser
Elancer that concience hole until it starts to river dance
My cliche reliving starts to etendre my chance
Mouth's intention turning phrases in the Lindy hop
Native tongue jitterbugging with corn and wont stop
Two stepping with ball point, then back on ipad
Promenading around your skull with puns that shout
Booger hanging like a rope dancer dangling
Mouth smacking gum like Mr. Bojangles jangling
Troll minds entwine sassy tango tangling
Slam poetry against the walls, and silly covers mangling
Tarts popping off in poems of stress using nothing but hydraulics
Salsa of sarcasm added in just for taste in this nasty ass frolic
Sweat pouring as the curtains close, the actors too tired to shame
The roaster and roastee acknowledge each other as they both plier
Not for critique.... for too-cheek!
Example...
i_is_meme
Not to be pushy, but I Is Meme became all rhymie
I had to treat poetry like hustling and get all grimy
Get all snot and teary, yeah I'm talking slimey
Opine your mind much wider don't try to deny me
Dual booting the iPads, working from copy to paste
The only lubricant needed is a little elbow grease
Mouth break dancing on toenails throwing a fit
I've got abdomens trembling as I moonwalk feeling sheepish
Stop on that click, thumb typer
Get chewing gum, gliisser
Elancer that concience hole until it starts to river dance
My cliche reliving starts to etendre my chance
Mouth's intention turning phrases in the Lindy hop
Native tongue jitterbugging with corn and wont stop
Two stepping with ball point, then back on ipad
Promenading around your skull with puns that shout
Booger hanging like a rope dancer dangling
Mouth smacking gum like Mr. Bojangles jangling
Troll minds entwine sassy tango tangling
Slam poetry against the walls, and silly covers mangling
Tarts popping off in poems of stress using nothing but hydraulics
Salsa of sarcasm added in just for taste in this nasty ass frolic
Sweat pouring as the curtains close, the actors too tired to shame
The roaster and roastee acknowledge each other as they both plier
Heheee ho hum.... parody for Vamps
Sharp was the pain
of my ice cream headache
As a new dawn is night
I was really alright
Corrupt confusion
at my contusion
grabbing for my
falling ice cream spoon!
Suffering Earths final plight
my ice cream was
heat deaths delight
Done with the drive through
Silence of dusk
Repetitive waves
of repeated junk food
Shimmering silver
crumpled burger wrappers
My indulgence
the jesuits plague
Romulus standing
Alone and shadowed
Remus demanding
The milk
White and sallowed
that was me!
Venturing north
On a fairy train plane
after a bad reaction
to my digestive aid
Yard stick and card trick
Too long a life payed
for Alkaseltzer
but yet again tonight
Gallant the knight
who does not complain
Forever a believer
in sage self restraint
Trust made of stone
(stomach not cast iron)
In god
A receiver
of breath mints
Hammering night
headache of indigestion
As in day I didn't think better..
Don't refuse wisdom's food guide
Talented cooks for the
Thunderbird market
Bring a bag to reuse
Parting the heaven
Oh bringer of death
Kraken the dragon
of heartburn!
(Gothic man jest)
Framed in forlorn overfilled apathy
Attire loosely in green upper lip
Regret not and receive
A rock and some steam
Freedom and shipwrecks
Xavier's trap
Conducive
Bring new fish
Stabbed splintered and strapped
Fish done right
is better than heartburn!!
Guilty the party
Who bringeth
Thy wine without cheese
and bread made with corn
Blessed folks and
Blissed croaks
High on the times
drawing tokes with jokes
End this tall tale
With whisky and rum
Ghosts of the breath stank...
Hehee ho he hum!
of my ice cream headache
As a new dawn is night
I was really alright
Corrupt confusion
at my contusion
grabbing for my
falling ice cream spoon!
Suffering Earths final plight
my ice cream was
heat deaths delight
Done with the drive through
Silence of dusk
Repetitive waves
of repeated junk food
Shimmering silver
crumpled burger wrappers
My indulgence
the jesuits plague
Romulus standing
Alone and shadowed
Remus demanding
The milk
White and sallowed
that was me!
Venturing north
On a fairy train plane
after a bad reaction
to my digestive aid
Yard stick and card trick
Too long a life payed
for Alkaseltzer
but yet again tonight
Gallant the knight
who does not complain
Forever a believer
in sage self restraint
Trust made of stone
(stomach not cast iron)
In god
A receiver
of breath mints
Hammering night
headache of indigestion
As in day I didn't think better..
Don't refuse wisdom's food guide
Talented cooks for the
Thunderbird market
Bring a bag to reuse
Parting the heaven
Oh bringer of death
Kraken the dragon
of heartburn!
(Gothic man jest)
Framed in forlorn overfilled apathy
Attire loosely in green upper lip
Regret not and receive
A rock and some steam
Freedom and shipwrecks
Xavier's trap
Conducive
Bring new fish
Stabbed splintered and strapped
Fish done right
is better than heartburn!!
Guilty the party
Who bringeth
Thy wine without cheese
and bread made with corn
Blessed folks and
Blissed croaks
High on the times
drawing tokes with jokes
End this tall tale
With whisky and rum
Ghosts of the breath stank...
Hehee ho he hum!
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Next victim...
You are My Medicine - parody for Val
You, are my poison
'cause you so dope!
creeping through, unrestrained
Heart a monkey barrel
opportunity
is for empty nesters
Designer slipknot, is ravishing
Seriously, slip not...
...the kids just ate!
wrapped loosely,-
circulation is a thing...
tender lovely groans escape
...as I sympathize....
"She WAS asleep!"
Fingers internal
type in my head as you talk
writing poetry
inside parted thighs
no native balls
Deep thought
is for pussies!
words escape
because what the heck
pussies are cool, too
as you inhale sounds
I beg to speak
and then decide to make coffee
instead!
Plugging nostrils with sin laden
scorched milk spilled on burners
consciousness interferes with game
Licking the smell of sodomy
I mean, liking the smell of sod on me....
from the corners of my
mouth comes apology
Coats like fermented honey
We get it on eventually....
Onto brilliant darkness
of disappointment
and burnished memories
...of turn-down sex
You, are my poison
'cause you so dope!
creeping through, unrestrained
Heart a monkey barrel
opportunity
is for empty nesters
Designer slipknot, is ravishing
Seriously, slip not...
...the kids just ate!
wrapped loosely,-
circulation is a thing...
tender lovely groans escape
...as I sympathize....
"She WAS asleep!"
Fingers internal
type in my head as you talk
writing poetry
inside parted thighs
no native balls
Deep thought
is for pussies!
words escape
because what the heck
pussies are cool, too
as you inhale sounds
I beg to speak
and then decide to make coffee
instead!
Plugging nostrils with sin laden
scorched milk spilled on burners
consciousness interferes with game
Licking the smell of sodomy
I mean, liking the smell of sod on me....
from the corners of my
mouth comes apology
Coats like fermented honey
We get it on eventually....
Onto brilliant darkness
of disappointment
and burnished memories
...of turn-down sex
♥️♥️ You are one of a kind Edible
I love you DU
This is the place I have come to
spread my tangible wings of love
A place where I can roast over an
open campfire where I can spend
an eternity behaving like the youth
that I am without regret
I love this place!
I cry not for you or this place but
for my reality slapped my face
it hurts when the backhand lands
just right on a dream I thought
was mine
The welt of a misguided career
looks at me in the mirror it snarls
at me asking a question I can't hear
Why am I here I think to myself I delightfully answer myself as I
turn away
because you were thinking only
of yourself and your fame and fortune
Well today it went out with the
garbage man
You don't need that false hope
on your shoulders ma'am
what you need is to feed the lonely forlorn poet the one who can't
drag a word out of their gullet
without your words of cheery
sarcasm your brass encounters
with humor your brutal honesty
written in riddle and rhyme your philosophical BS that makes
so much sense it makes the poet
lay down to cry
Wipe your tears My Edible Queen
buck up and realize that you are not replaceble the world of DU will stop revolving without you
You will have plenty of time to
think about yourself when all
the poets are gone and you
read your name on their epitaph
I love you DU
This is the place I have come to
spread my tangible wings of love
A place where I can roast over an
open campfire where I can spend
an eternity behaving like the youth
that I am without regret
I love this place!
I cry not for you or this place but
for my reality slapped my face
it hurts when the backhand lands
just right on a dream I thought
was mine
The welt of a misguided career
looks at me in the mirror it snarls
at me asking a question I can't hear
Why am I here I think to myself I delightfully answer myself as I
turn away
because you were thinking only
of yourself and your fame and fortune
Well today it went out with the
garbage man
You don't need that false hope
on your shoulders ma'am
what you need is to feed the lonely forlorn poet the one who can't
drag a word out of their gullet
without your words of cheery
sarcasm your brass encounters
with humor your brutal honesty
written in riddle and rhyme your philosophical BS that makes
so much sense it makes the poet
lay down to cry
Wipe your tears My Edible Queen
buck up and realize that you are not replaceble the world of DU will stop revolving without you
You will have plenty of time to
think about yourself when all
the poets are gone and you
read your name on their epitaph
when a Plan Comes Together
"...when a plan comes together"
Do you see the a- team meme?
he asks me, his eyes a fervor
Controlled outcome is the theme
I understand what he's in love with
"...when a plan comes together"
A life short of Divine pith
When things fall in place to man's favor
I'm not against gaining love's favor
totally in it with my dear man
"...when a plan comes together"
When stumbling bad ...it's not my plan!
My philosophy is purely different
from my husband, however
I'm going with God's wise intent
"...when a plan comes together"
"...when a plan comes together"
Do you see the a- team meme?
he asks me, his eyes a fervor
Controlled outcome is the theme
I understand what he's in love with
"...when a plan comes together"
A life short of Divine pith
When things fall in place to man's favor
I'm not against gaining love's favor
totally in it with my dear man
"...when a plan comes together"
When stumbling bad ...it's not my plan!
My philosophy is purely different
from my husband, however
I'm going with God's wise intent
"...when a plan comes together"
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It's now or Ninevah
Forgive the allegory
but stay focused
underground page worms
This is no Bible lesson
This is poetry
Besides most of you all
be angel choir types
and don't need the preaching
Naked poets
too metaphorical
in Prophecy
to escape allegations....
Try a new word...
Poefet
Definition:
The living muse of another person who gives inspirational and unusual insight in artistic, poetic form
When you say it, let it roll off the tongue smoothly, like profit would. Try not to laugh!
Anyway....
Get with it punsters
If you can think,
Change
NOW
Today could be a turning point
in whatever your battle is
in the landscape of your forever....
....or the beginning
...of the end
Forgive the allegory
but stay focused
underground page worms
This is no Bible lesson
This is poetry
Besides most of you all
be angel choir types
and don't need the preaching
Naked poets
too metaphorical
in Prophecy
to escape allegations....
Try a new word...
Poefet
Definition:
The living muse of another person who gives inspirational and unusual insight in artistic, poetic form
When you say it, let it roll off the tongue smoothly, like profit would. Try not to laugh!
Anyway....
Get with it punsters
If you can think,
Change
NOW
Today could be a turning point
in whatever your battle is
in the landscape of your forever....
....or the beginning
...of the end
