DUP'S Rap Battle Competition

I wanna see the best raps, rhymes, disses, whatever you got!
Show me your best skills!
I want to see bad ass rapping! So let's do it!
You got three weeks to come up with something good, so make it happen! 😎

Rules:
- Two entries per poet since I will allow other poets to challenge one another to a rap battle
- You have to call out the poet of who you're battling
- No limit to how savage or rough your disses can go just remember: THIS IS JUST FOR FUN DONT TAKE IT TOO PERSONALLY
- If you don't want to challenge anyone then writing a regular rap is fine
- Can be as long or short as you want but has to be good
- No titles needed for this one
- Finally everyone have fun!!!

Rule Update: If you want to do a rap battle YOU MUST BE SPECIFIC ON WHO YOU WANT TO CHALLENGE!!
Pick who you want to challenge otherwise do a regular rap

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(I don't want to challenge anyone)

This is a rhyming poem I wrote, back in my rhyming days.

Unbroken

fed from the bed of your words that misled
now uncompromised dry I am bled
unmoved by the verbal that falls like water
running aimlessly trying to slaughter
my mind with tongue licking and ripping
it doesn't catch just keeps slipping
on the tide of my impenetrable shield
keep it coming you drain as you wield


I keep getting stronger on the throw of your thunder
that lifts me up and pulls you under
your Max headroom smile all plastic and fake
is just as pathetic as the piss that you take
your threats make you feel like the big I am
you hang them over me and don't give a damn
my silence that bothers your unsettled thoughts
you just have to guess and come up with naught


selective and subjective accusations so vile
flow on the tide of your unceasing bile
my breath is my breath that on you will waste
so no words shall fall as your wrath I taste
the ouch in your suffering that puts me at fault
is struck ever deeper in the wounds that I salt
so you say in your hard done by way
how weak is the strength of your twatish display


well you are long gone I got tired of your song
and the feel of your hand it's impact was strong
made me bruise and bleed at your angry need
but never did I crumble or allow you to feed.

angst

The other night
I dreamt
I was a monkey
four fingers on my left hand
another for the
punk in me
the junkie
found my raincoat
on the floor
so she didn't want
to fuck me
licked up the iodine
from the wounds
where she cut me
called me a child
cause on her wet
I liked to hydroplane
I crashed
then I smiled
cut my teeth
on the Novocain
drive-through
tattoo in the dark
live in a cemetery grave
your folks call
a trailer park
sneak out to see me
with the weed
& the blood
show me the scars
while we do it in the mud
hide your cocaine
in the curry
in a hurry
to the play-mart
they found you
in a dumpster
thought you were smart
called you a hot-dog
mustard on your shirt
six feats over now
worms eat the dirt
wear my skull
as a mask
for the sake
of society
they pay for the lemonade
as I take a pee

The Outlawed Rap They Didn't Want You To Hear

Oh, High Noon
Hell's bells
Later than soon
I find myself
in the saloon
being one of the ones
staring down multiple
double barrels;
so many half assed
sawed off shotguns

For three years passed
up until now
Nobody's tried to drown
me in a horse trough
Been in this town
without incident
not a single solitary
sideways glancing frown

except for perhaps
a couple of fellers
with their nonstop
nonsensical raps
bestsellers
real buttes
lemme tell ya

Meant to say, beauts

I'm an illiterate, see?
Can't writes nuthin' more
than poetry appealing to
society's illegitimites
It ain't worth a damn
buts I digress
as they collar their
Wanted Man
reads me my rights

Yella bellied cowards
with all the tact of a
bumbling comedy act
rivaling the Howards
and that Fine
upstanding gentleman
with Bozo Clown hair

So, cut me some slack
in that rope you gots there
Tying yourself into knots
trying to hang me
Just lemme down
cuz this rap of yours
is not flying or flowing
and is going to end badly
by day's end

They don't call me
Outlaw Johnny Blaze
for my poetic ways
that don't depend
upon your approval

Just a speck  


What am I
to say
words are the only
form I have
how else am I
to convey
my feelings
my appealings
my wanting to show you
the colour of my ceilings
my desperate
my genuinely
articulate
my quite
particular
you make the white
of my orbicular
turn from round
to a lenticular
true needings
you're the tarot
to my deck
of true readings
I would like to be
the speck
of dust
on your shelf
that caused
a sneezing
anything would do
as long as it held
a meaning .
These are all I have
just words
to use
there not
an attemption
to bemuse
nor a
contemption
of you
you electricute
all of my past
into an ash
and down
a forever gone chute.
You pulse
through my mind
my thoughts
convulse
turning me blind
your warmth
it pulls
away
my DNA
causing it
to unwind
I wish to divulge
and be kind
but you tell me
that honesty
is hard to find
well honestly
hear this
from me
you blow out
my f**king mind
and you
are the glue ,  to the bind
in the spine , that holds together
all that I , could ever
hope to possibly
endeavour
to begin to
search  
within or without , whatever
I know that another
day
never
shall I come across
two
of you to ensue
with such fervour
as I do
with you
I knew
from the second
I saw you
you're my best friend
and I adore you
I don't pretend
to be your lover
until time ends
I'd be no other
more than a mate
or a dinner date
the whole of the deal
you know a real
soul brother
I am complete
because I sleep
under your covers
my life is a tree
I live beneath
your tundra
Please don't wrongly
take me
or strongly , foresake me
I aint a messed up
crazy
that is just how you
make me .
So what am I
to say
when words are all
I  have
to convey .

Amnesiac , Insomniac  (fine payed)        


I tried to forget
you
amnesiac
don't look back
but all that I look
to
takes me back
insomniac
ingrained in brain
tissue
memory back
sanity slack
each other in
miss-use
It stains the pain
into black
each day
I feign
but still I'm  
cracked
a viral strain
once again
has hacked  
infecting sections
of my sanity
tract
altering directions
to off
the beaten track
forget the condemnations
I regret saying that
I want to
go back
close up
the canyons
re-join the atoms  
stop all
this madness
from ever happening .
enjoy
the rat race
re-coil
back my face
go around the town
after practicing
my old ways
acting though I'm ok
with an action packed
diary
I bleed
all the time
inside
my own insanity
I need you
in my life
and I know , that I'll
find a way
your ghost
won't fade from
bright , through time
to a lighter grey
another days , sunshine
will fight the night
to win new days
and I think that
I might find
some paper
then have to say
with new penned lines
that my fine , now
it has been payed .

Welcome To The Roach Motel California

La Cucaracha
La Cucaracha
No where to run and hide
Bee-yotcha
gotcha trapped inside
this Baits Motel
you foolishly fell
for so easily
Feebly
frantically
dialing 9-1-1
this is Bedbug Billy
asking
What's your emergency, Son?
Why you in such a hurry?
to flea town
scurry out the door
holes in screen windows
or try sneaking through
the heating grate on the floor
Afraid of me beating you
down with a lyric or two
in your own rap comp
you got no game in
because I'm the best
there is as I stomp
you like the pest
that you are

Feel free to disqualify this
poetry on the basis
I've already posted twice
as a single Human Being

NaPoLM ( National Poetry Light-em-up Month )

Listen up
YO
Here's the thing
You imitation Stephen King
I Duddits!
That's right
I did its
Yeah, I Duddits
I did its for the LULZ
using NaPoLM
so calm the fuck down
Quit your being such
a Whiny Wino
a Soulless Asshole
La Cucuracha
Party Pooper
El Chuper'cabra
with your macaw'bre
parroted Edgar
Allen wrenched verse

But wait
it gets much worse

Here I go
with my little red wheelbarrow
forklifting your Poe fat ego
right out the fucking door
where the randy Raven
quite the talker
is misbehavin' with a cravin'
for a taste of Mary Walker
and her poor lost lover
some lesbo named Lenore
Repeating, Ca-caw! Ca-caw!
Take off your bra!
Show me your tits!
Yeah, I went there
Oh, no you didn't!
Yeah, I did its
Grabbing the broom
Plagiarizing myself some more
Hockey pucking that fucking magpie
from room to room
left to right across the floor
Sights set on the Goalie's crotch
i can't help but score
Biatch
Nothing more
to see here

Time for this crowd to
disperse

Complete shit

I'll be having bangers and mash
with a cup of tea
and afterwards if you want to eat my shit
take it then
but I thought you were interested
in making America great again
Not my fault you see my words
and instantly imagine Hilary Clinton
stood at a convention
with a picture of the Twin Towers
message on it being "Why so serious?"

I'm always on the look out
for a fake ghost rider
back to sit low
telling me it doesn't actually flow
like his moves with his boom box
being Mr Bean at a disco

Apologises, my attitude is the result of my woman being smarter than yours
I asked for my bread, mine brought money & no sandwich
Your girl bought me a sandwich
then told me to fuck off
and get my own language
but you and her the real loser man
because a death chant towards me
implies you have supporters supporting
Muslim grooming gangs

None of you can fuck with me unless you only use one vowel...bring it

Dekoi you have to be specific on who you want to battle

Unless we know facts about each other
assumptions are boring as Hell
so watch your best work
back fire in your face
Looking in the mirror
see yourself witness
you were the only one to have killed your rhyme
as soon as you started it
and I didn't get beat
because afterwards
I'd still be standing saying fuck you still alive
get a real bullet you pussy
to come and steal my life