Poetry competition CLOSED 24th June 2013 2:22am
WINNER
Pray4Beleif
Pray4Beleif
RUNNERS-UP:
Quill-in-Heart
and MadameLavender
fuck as many times as you can
Anonymous
well, at least since the thread is so disturbing to him, he won't return to see how disturbing it became :-)
i really dont giva a fucking castrated fuck about stupid motherfuckers who always have something fucking negative to say about someone who is reverently fucking more more fucking potent that they fucking are.
Fucking cant stand ppl and their useless excuses to always fucking tear others down just because their fucking childhood wasn't so fucking great.
Fuckers who always comment on youtube about stupid shit that doesnt even fucking matter.
Fuck u motherfuckers.
Fuck u and get a fucking life.
Dont give a fuck
Fucking cant stand ppl and their useless excuses to always fucking tear others down just because their fucking childhood wasn't so fucking great.
Fuckers who always comment on youtube about stupid shit that doesnt even fucking matter.
Fuck u motherfuckers.
Fuck u and get a fucking life.
Dont give a fuck
Anonymous
carpe-done got himself stoned imaculate 
I went to the store for bread-but there was a pub in the way-came back without bread and an invite to sing karaoke tonight! lmao-interesting crowd in the pub at 4pm and I arrived stoned and couldn't figure out why occasionally people would shout and swer-because I played the jukebox and ignored the horse racing on all 4 telly's ha ha ha..
I went to the store for bread-but there was a pub in the way-came back without bread and an invite to sing karaoke tonight! lmao-interesting crowd in the pub at 4pm and I arrived stoned and couldn't figure out why occasionally people would shout and swer-because I played the jukebox and ignored the horse racing on all 4 telly's ha ha ha..
Natural Fuck
The shitty park trees sway
Like dicks only half erected
Afraid that one day they will pay
For the fucking soil they have raped
The shitty park benches creak
In rememberance of the bitches
Who once rested their asses on the fake-wood grain
In fucked up contemplation of life's shits
The shitty pigeons eat their own shit
And in return shit on the fucked up observer
Somehow it is fitting, though karma is a bitch
To fuck her one last time for satisfaction
The shitty poet is always fucked
Fucking shit- faced fuckers, fuck,
We know we lost our shit
But I think we are safe now
The shitty park trees sway
Like dicks only half erected
Afraid that one day they will pay
For the fucking soil they have raped
The shitty park benches creak
In rememberance of the bitches
Who once rested their asses on the fake-wood grain
In fucked up contemplation of life's shits
The shitty pigeons eat their own shit
And in return shit on the fucked up observer
Somehow it is fitting, though karma is a bitch
To fuck her one last time for satisfaction
The shitty poet is always fucked
Fucking shit- faced fuckers, fuck,
We know we lost our shit
But I think we are safe now
When a fuck's not a fuck
I swear to you,
you're not another fuck.
Not another piece of ass.
I suspect we'll cum
cause that's what cocks and cunts
do when God damned us all
with that original
big shit of a sin.
But we've both been fucked
up the ass so many times
with dildos and douchebags,
we deserve to ejaculate
our sorry ass sorrows,
to start making plans
for a fucking tomorrow.
I swear to you,
you're not another fuck.
Not another piece of ass.
I suspect we'll cum
cause that's what cocks and cunts
do when God damned us all
with that original
big shit of a sin.
But we've both been fucked
up the ass so many times
with dildos and douchebags,
we deserve to ejaculate
our sorry ass sorrows,
to start making plans
for a fucking tomorrow.
Anonymous
^^^that's awesome, Tony..deep write
Lucky Frankie
Frankie, was always one unlucky cunt
some kind of fucked up shit
always went down on him
you'd think he was born out of a black cats arse
or some other shitty cliche
that means the same kind of bastard luck
or getting bitch slapped by a scab ridden one armed two fingered midget
and ending up knocked the fuck out
last time he got a headache
the whore of doctor wanted to amputate his brain
so he ran like a cunt with a bad dose of the blue waffle
and got a right smack of a bus for his fuckin troubles
Frankie, was one unlucky fucker
poor bastard never had a day in his life
that some kind of fucked up shit didn't knock him arse over tit
Frankie, was always one unlucky cunt
some kind of fucked up shit
always went down on him
you'd think he was born out of a black cats arse
or some other shitty cliche
that means the same kind of bastard luck
or getting bitch slapped by a scab ridden one armed two fingered midget
and ending up knocked the fuck out
last time he got a headache
the whore of doctor wanted to amputate his brain
so he ran like a cunt with a bad dose of the blue waffle
and got a right smack of a bus for his fuckin troubles
Frankie, was one unlucky fucker
poor bastard never had a day in his life
that some kind of fucked up shit didn't knock him arse over tit
Lord Fucking Hear Us
A sermon by Father Tourettes
At a time when life is up to shit or
Proves to be a fuckhole.
When our cock sucking world has
Suddenly been bloody dismantled.
When pieces of shit are missing and
Strengths are goddamn weakened.
A force within you fuckers will
Unite us bitches.
At a time when life itself is a son of a bitch
Proves to be too damn short.
When we realise... holy shit!
Destiny has fucked us with the fickle finger of fate.
When dreams are fuckless and don’t always
Come true and reality is a fuck over.
A power within sweet Jesus
Will rise like a fuckstick.
At a time when us bitches are
Stricken by motherfucking tragedy,
Perceptions are horseshit
And answers are bumfucked.
When the goodness of Jesus Fucking Christ
Cannot be found in a moment of fuckwittedness.
A flame will ignite a shitload of embers
Left smoldering in our ass-souls.
This fire will burn like a motherfucker
And consume hell's darkness.
This light will shine from our cunts,
And the cunts of the ones we love.
This light that is fueled by fuckworthy love
Will unite us together and fuck off the pain.
It will give us the fucking bollocks to
Endeavor the motherfucking good fight.
Jesus Christ, show us the fucking way.
Fuck me (Amen)
Written by Alexander Case
A sermon by Father Tourettes
At a time when life is up to shit or
Proves to be a fuckhole.
When our cock sucking world has
Suddenly been bloody dismantled.
When pieces of shit are missing and
Strengths are goddamn weakened.
A force within you fuckers will
Unite us bitches.
At a time when life itself is a son of a bitch
Proves to be too damn short.
When we realise... holy shit!
Destiny has fucked us with the fickle finger of fate.
When dreams are fuckless and don’t always
Come true and reality is a fuck over.
A power within sweet Jesus
Will rise like a fuckstick.
At a time when us bitches are
Stricken by motherfucking tragedy,
Perceptions are horseshit
And answers are bumfucked.
When the goodness of Jesus Fucking Christ
Cannot be found in a moment of fuckwittedness.
A flame will ignite a shitload of embers
Left smoldering in our ass-souls.
This fire will burn like a motherfucker
And consume hell's darkness.
This light will shine from our cunts,
And the cunts of the ones we love.
This light that is fueled by fuckworthy love
Will unite us together and fuck off the pain.
It will give us the fucking bollocks to
Endeavor the motherfucking good fight.
Jesus Christ, show us the fucking way.
Fuck me (Amen)
Written by Alexander Case
Anonymous
Madame Lavender - that was wonderfully funny.........
