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The Predator's Paradox
In the digital realm of poetic delight,
Lurks Creepy Carl, prowling by night.
His greasy fingers dance on the keys,
Typing out verses that make others freeze.
On the other side, in her predatory lair,
Sits Seductive Susan, with a calculating stare.
She hunts for men like Carl, with a knack,
For turning their creepiness into a profitable stack.
Carl’s bio reads: “A poet dark and deep,
Seeking muses who make my heart leap.”
Susan spots his profile with a smile,
“Another lonely fool to add to my pile.”
She...
Lurks Creepy Carl, prowling by night.
His greasy fingers dance on the keys,
Typing out verses that make others freeze.
On the other side, in her predatory lair,
Sits Seductive Susan, with a calculating stare.
She hunts for men like Carl, with a knack,
For turning their creepiness into a profitable stack.
Carl’s bio reads: “A poet dark and deep,
Seeking muses who make my heart leap.”
Susan spots his profile with a smile,
“Another lonely fool to add to my pile.”
She...
#erotic
#lust
#sex #sexy
#sex #sexy
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The Predator's Paradox
In the digital realm of poetic delight,
Lurks Creepy Carl, prowling by night.
His greasy fingers dance on the keys,
Typing out verses that make others freeze.
On the other side, in her predatory lair,
Sits Seductive Susan, with a calculating stare.
She hunts for men like Carl, with a knack,
For turning their creepiness into a profitable stack.
Carl’s bio reads: “A poet dark and deep,
Seeking muses who make my heart leap.”
Susan spots his profile with a smile,
“Another lonely fool to add to my pile.”
She...
Lurks Creepy Carl, prowling by night.
His greasy fingers dance on the keys,
Typing out verses that make others freeze.
On the other side, in her predatory lair,
Sits Seductive Susan, with a calculating stare.
She hunts for men like Carl, with a knack,
For turning their creepiness into a profitable stack.
Carl’s bio reads: “A poet dark and deep,
Seeking muses who make my heart leap.”
Susan spots his profile with a smile,
“Another lonely fool to add to my pile.”
She...
#erotic
#lust
#sex #sexy
#sex #sexy
40 reads
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The Predator's Paradox
In the digital realm of poetic delight,
Lurks Creepy Carl, prowling by night.
His greasy fingers dance on the keys,
Typing out verses that make others freeze.
On the other side, in her predatory lair,
Sits Seductive Susan, with a calculating stare.
She hunts for men like Carl, with a knack,
For turning their creepiness into a profitable stack.
Carl’s bio reads: “A poet dark and deep,
Seeking muses who make my heart leap.”
Susan spots his profile with a smile,
“Another lonely fool to add to my pile.”
She...
Lurks Creepy Carl, prowling by night.
His greasy fingers dance on the keys,
Typing out verses that make others freeze.
On the other side, in her predatory lair,
Sits Seductive Susan, with a calculating stare.
She hunts for men like Carl, with a knack,
For turning their creepiness into a profitable stack.
Carl’s bio reads: “A poet dark and deep,
Seeking muses who make my heart leap.”
Susan spots his profile with a smile,
“Another lonely fool to add to my pile.”
She...
#erotic
#lust
#sex #sexy
#sex #sexy
40 reads
0 Comments
The Predator's Paradox
In the digital realm of poetic delight,
Lurks Creepy Carl, prowling by night.
His greasy fingers dance on the keys,
Typing out verses that make others freeze.
On the other side, in her predatory lair,
Sits Seductive Susan, with a calculating stare.
She hunts for men like Carl, with a knack,
For turning their creepiness into a profitable stack.
Carl’s bio reads: “A poet dark and deep,
Seeking muses who make my heart leap.”
Susan spots his profile with a smile,
“Another lonely fool to add to my pile.”
She...
Lurks Creepy Carl, prowling by night.
His greasy fingers dance on the keys,
Typing out verses that make others freeze.
On the other side, in her predatory lair,
Sits Seductive Susan, with a calculating stare.
She hunts for men like Carl, with a knack,
For turning their creepiness into a profitable stack.
Carl’s bio reads: “A poet dark and deep,
Seeking muses who make my heart leap.”
Susan spots his profile with a smile,
“Another lonely fool to add to my pile.”
She...
#erotic
#lust
#sex #sexy
#sex #sexy
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KEEP IT SIMPLE
#women
#TruthOfLife
#sexy #reading
#sexy #reading
666 reads
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KEEP IT SIMPLE
#women
#TruthOfLife
#sexy #reading
#sexy #reading
666 reads
0 Comments
KEEP IT SIMPLE
#women
#TruthOfLife
#sexy #reading
#sexy #reading
666 reads
0 Comments
KEEP IT SIMPLE
#women
#TruthOfLife
#sexy #reading
#sexy #reading
666 reads
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Movie Night
Movie Night
“Well, we got out of the store without doing more than the necessary damage to your billfold.”
“I needed a woman to divert me from my path to dietary apocalypse.”
“You need only omit one word, that being ‘woman’. Anyone with even rudimentary knowledge of nutrition would know that day-old pizza is unacceptable.”
“The surgeon general would concur I am sure.”
“Then why do I have to tell you what is obvious?”
“Perhaps because I am part of the unwashed gender.”
“Well even though...
“Well, we got out of the store without doing more than the necessary damage to your billfold.”
“I needed a woman to divert me from my path to dietary apocalypse.”
“You need only omit one word, that being ‘woman’. Anyone with even rudimentary knowledge of nutrition would know that day-old pizza is unacceptable.”
“The surgeon general would concur I am sure.”
“Then why do I have to tell you what is obvious?”
“Perhaps because I am part of the unwashed gender.”
“Well even though...
#women
#romantic
#satirical
#funny
#sexy
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Movie Night
Movie Night
“Well, we got out of the store without doing more than the necessary damage to your billfold.”
“I needed a woman to divert me from my path to dietary apocalypse.”
“You need only omit one word, that being ‘woman’. Anyone with even rudimentary knowledge of nutrition would know that day-old pizza is unacceptable.”
“The surgeon general would concur I am sure.”
“Then why do I have to tell you what is obvious?”
“Perhaps because I am part of the unwashed gender.”
“Well even though...
“Well, we got out of the store without doing more than the necessary damage to your billfold.”
“I needed a woman to divert me from my path to dietary apocalypse.”
“You need only omit one word, that being ‘woman’. Anyone with even rudimentary knowledge of nutrition would know that day-old pizza is unacceptable.”
“The surgeon general would concur I am sure.”
“Then why do I have to tell you what is obvious?”
“Perhaps because I am part of the unwashed gender.”
“Well even though...
#women
#romantic
#satirical
#funny
#sexy
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Movie Night
Movie Night
“Well, we got out of the store without doing more than the necessary damage to your billfold.”
“I needed a woman to divert me from my path to dietary apocalypse.”
“You need only omit one word, that being ‘woman’. Anyone with even rudimentary knowledge of nutrition would know that day-old pizza is unacceptable.”
“The surgeon general would concur I am sure.”
“Then why do I have to tell you what is obvious?”
“Perhaps because I am part of the unwashed gender.”
“Well even though...
“Well, we got out of the store without doing more than the necessary damage to your billfold.”
“I needed a woman to divert me from my path to dietary apocalypse.”
“You need only omit one word, that being ‘woman’. Anyone with even rudimentary knowledge of nutrition would know that day-old pizza is unacceptable.”
“The surgeon general would concur I am sure.”
“Then why do I have to tell you what is obvious?”
“Perhaps because I am part of the unwashed gender.”
“Well even though...
#women
#romantic
#satirical
#funny
#sexy
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Movie Night
Movie Night
“Well, we got out of the store without doing more than the necessary damage to your billfold.”
“I needed a woman to divert me from my path to dietary apocalypse.”
“You need only omit one word, that being ‘woman’. Anyone with even rudimentary knowledge of nutrition would know that day-old pizza is unacceptable.”
“The surgeon general would concur I am sure.”
“Then why do I have to tell you what is obvious?”
“Perhaps because I am part of the unwashed gender.”
“Well even though...
“Well, we got out of the store without doing more than the necessary damage to your billfold.”
“I needed a woman to divert me from my path to dietary apocalypse.”
“You need only omit one word, that being ‘woman’. Anyone with even rudimentary knowledge of nutrition would know that day-old pizza is unacceptable.”
“The surgeon general would concur I am sure.”
“Then why do I have to tell you what is obvious?”
“Perhaps because I am part of the unwashed gender.”
“Well even though...
#women
#romantic
#satirical
#funny
#sexy
130 reads
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