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In 1000 Words

[center]A 1000 Words Deceit
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[center]Today I saw a competition on a poetry site I really like.
The challenge was to write,
a thousand words but a piece that rhymed.
I�ve never written that much in one go.
Apart from my a page-a-day
amateurish short stories that I write in secret , (now secret no more).

I thought of an experiment so vile.
A little game that I didn�t even know I concocted till after a while.
An opening to inspiration, if I must say,
Of a role that I just had to play.

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He invited me over,
for a smoke-and-beer-getting-to-know-ya kinda thing.
And I sat there thinking,
�Dude, he�s handsome looking�

With a little chit-chat, a bit disappointed
he was a little too pushy,
and unknowingly out of luck.
He turned me off as he stated,
Quiet proudly,
That he just loved to fuck.

Seriously, is that the first thing you want me to know?!
Damn, I hate the colors you that showed.

He went on about some steamy adventures he�s had outdoors.
I�m sitting and reading all the T. M. I�s, frankly very bored.
So I play along, rattling on, about a steamy adventure of mine,
he�s a guy, so he�s thinks everything is fine.

I�ve executed the plan, the moment I tagged along.
Now pay attention, one misunderstanding could make everything go wrong.

I went over.

My mind made up in writing these 1000 words deceit,
and going undercover,
for real. �
Having also told him about my hysterically religious mother,
while growing up,
finding out
Thrash Metal was my thing.

I know he�s going to want to discuss my little naughty anecdote.
I�m hoping I�m proven wrong, just this once,
Now, let me tell you how this goes.

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His all-in-one pad was nice, and neat, for a single guy.
He has an alright taste in music, I can�t deny.
He put the beers in the freezer to get cold,
flexing his muscles in a Korn T-Shirt,
making sure I would know.

He asked me to play whatever song I decided,
I smile a little, shying away, knowing I couldn�t play what I wanted.
He insisted persistently, so I started with Forsaken by Korn.
He made a face, looking at the screen, in obvious scorn.

Of course, the song was not left to finish before it was change,
annoyed at the fact, that he wore the band shirt, without even knowing the name.
He started ruining my ear canal with non-sensical Hip-Hop music.
Cringing and smiling politely at the torture, unable to stop it.

We spoke some more, me being my usually awkward self.
fully aware of his doped up heated gaze,
probably stripping off my dress inside his head,
Smiling there, smirking creepily at me while sitting on his bed.

On his laptop, I had to change the atmosphere,
is it me, or was it getting hot in here?
Some Kat Williams, Russell Peters, and Andy Daly
I was grateful to the Gods for some comedy.

No more weed left to smoke so I start downing a beer.
He keeps rubbing too close to me, coming up with excuses to touch my hair.
I got to give him credit; he was sure trying his very best.
He doesn�t even know or notice that I currently got him under a test.

He drops a hint every now and again about my dirty deed.
I had told him, I had sex with a guy in my high school days, who was an assistant to our Priest.
To spice it up, I had told him the sweet location,
which just happens to be in the booth of confessions.
He kept on saying �move over Dirty Diana, here comes Dirty Darker.�
I rolled my eyes laughing dryly, praying silently, �swallow me earth�.

He was so hungry; he kept on finding ways to touch.
I�m just there like�. Yo! What�s the rush?
Trying as he may, there�s something to be said about trying too much.
I was there for a �getting-to-you� date, not a quick fuck.

I guess he got tired of beating around the bush.
Then point blank, he ruined all his chances with me real good.
�So did the Priest joined in with his assistant, high-fiving as you cum?�
Don�t get me wrong, points for creativity, that actually sounds fun.
Subject like those, are talked about behind closed doors,
The topic was too brash and this was our first meeting,
I just thought I�d get to know him first.

What best to kill a mood than to start talking about my mother?
About the problems we had, and how we hated each other.
Boy! Did the temperature drop, getting very awkward!
It all happened so suddenly, just because he was too forward.

Even the comedy that was playing, had lost its taste.
I�m laughing hysterically inside, by looking at the expression on his face.
I�m chugging at my beer utterly enjoying my act.
With enough ammunition for my poem, he got blue balled fast.

So I took it as my cue, it was time to be on the way.
If he had controlled himself a little, and played it cool, I would�ve stayed.
Shrugging it off knowingly, I said, �hey, what happened there?�
He shrugged his slightly sagging shoulders, �it�s the weed.�
It was so hard to keep a straight face.

I would�ve let him blame it on the weed, just so we were okay,
but I wouldn�t have it, just because I needed the perfect play.
So after a minute, I slowly eased out of the awkwardness,
then before heading out, with a wink, I stated, �next time, try to control your perviness�.

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So there you go, this was my 1000 words deceit.
Even after I walked out, I wondered, if he understood the hint.
And,
about my little dirty secret, about shagging in a confession room with an assistant Priest.
Good look luck in finding out, if that little sexy adventure,
if it was actually real.
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Written by PsychicApocalypse

(Darker Half)

Published 9th Apr 2015

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Re: In 1000 Words

Poetikmind (_---_)

10th Apr 2015 1:45am

Lol...wow how funny that he may gave had a shot IF
he chilled a lil while to see if u might get hot lol...
Too bad for those dumbasses that don't know how
to finesse their way into a heart with Realness
n respect...