Poems for and About Husbands Published by Members Recently Online
#husband
The DUP Court
Ladies and Gentlemen
Jurors of the DUP court
Allow me to paint you a picture
It’s a crime of the heart
(Of the heart, he said?)
Yes, you heard me correctly.
For those of you with delicate dispositions
Or have never heard of some positions
Please allow me to finish this crime of hate
(wait, he said heart, now hate)
I know I am making you wait
It's too long, so here it goes.
She found him in the bed with Gwendolyn
Gwendolyn, in her words, is her best friend
They grew up in a time of...
Jurors of the DUP court
Allow me to paint you a picture
It’s a crime of the heart
(Of the heart, he said?)
Yes, you heard me correctly.
For those of you with delicate dispositions
Or have never heard of some positions
Please allow me to finish this crime of hate
(wait, he said heart, now hate)
I know I am making you wait
It's too long, so here it goes.
She found him in the bed with Gwendolyn
Gwendolyn, in her words, is her best friend
They grew up in a time of...
#ForbiddenLove
#girlfriend
#husband
#lust
#wife
159 reads
8 Comments
The DUP Court
Ladies and Gentlemen
Jurors of the DUP court
Allow me to paint you a picture
It’s a crime of the heart
(Of the heart, he said?)
Yes, you heard me correctly.
For those of you with delicate dispositions
Or have never heard of some positions
Please allow me to finish this crime of hate
(wait, he said heart, now hate)
I know I am making you wait
It's too long, so here it goes.
She found him in the bed with Gwendolyn
Gwendolyn, in her words, is her best friend
They grew up in a time of...
Jurors of the DUP court
Allow me to paint you a picture
It’s a crime of the heart
(Of the heart, he said?)
Yes, you heard me correctly.
For those of you with delicate dispositions
Or have never heard of some positions
Please allow me to finish this crime of hate
(wait, he said heart, now hate)
I know I am making you wait
It's too long, so here it goes.
She found him in the bed with Gwendolyn
Gwendolyn, in her words, is her best friend
They grew up in a time of...
#ForbiddenLove
#girlfriend
#husband
#lust
#wife
159 reads
8 Comments
The DUP Court
Ladies and Gentlemen
Jurors of the DUP court
Allow me to paint you a picture
It’s a crime of the heart
(Of the heart, he said?)
Yes, you heard me correctly.
For those of you with delicate dispositions
Or have never heard of some positions
Please allow me to finish this crime of hate
(wait, he said heart, now hate)
I know I am making you wait
It's too long, so here it goes.
She found him in the bed with Gwendolyn
Gwendolyn, in her words, is her best friend
They grew up in a time of...
Jurors of the DUP court
Allow me to paint you a picture
It’s a crime of the heart
(Of the heart, he said?)
Yes, you heard me correctly.
For those of you with delicate dispositions
Or have never heard of some positions
Please allow me to finish this crime of hate
(wait, he said heart, now hate)
I know I am making you wait
It's too long, so here it goes.
She found him in the bed with Gwendolyn
Gwendolyn, in her words, is her best friend
They grew up in a time of...
#ForbiddenLove
#girlfriend
#husband
#lust
#wife
159 reads
8 Comments
The DUP Court
Ladies and Gentlemen
Jurors of the DUP court
Allow me to paint you a picture
It’s a crime of the heart
(Of the heart, he said?)
Yes, you heard me correctly.
For those of you with delicate dispositions
Or have never heard of some positions
Please allow me to finish this crime of hate
(wait, he said heart, now hate)
I know I am making you wait
It's too long, so here it goes.
She found him in the bed with Gwendolyn
Gwendolyn, in her words, is her best friend
They grew up in a time of...
Jurors of the DUP court
Allow me to paint you a picture
It’s a crime of the heart
(Of the heart, he said?)
Yes, you heard me correctly.
For those of you with delicate dispositions
Or have never heard of some positions
Please allow me to finish this crime of hate
(wait, he said heart, now hate)
I know I am making you wait
It's too long, so here it goes.
She found him in the bed with Gwendolyn
Gwendolyn, in her words, is her best friend
They grew up in a time of...
#ForbiddenLove
#girlfriend
#husband
#lust
#wife
159 reads
8 Comments
The DUP Court
Ladies and Gentlemen
Jurors of the DUP court
Allow me to paint you a picture
It’s a crime of the heart
(Of the heart, he said?)
Yes, you heard me correctly.
For those of you with delicate dispositions
Or have never heard of some positions
Please allow me to finish this crime of hate
(wait, he said heart, now hate)
I know I am making you wait
It's too long, so here it goes.
She found him in the bed with Gwendolyn
Gwendolyn, in her words, is her best friend
They grew up in a time of...
Jurors of the DUP court
Allow me to paint you a picture
It’s a crime of the heart
(Of the heart, he said?)
Yes, you heard me correctly.
For those of you with delicate dispositions
Or have never heard of some positions
Please allow me to finish this crime of hate
(wait, he said heart, now hate)
I know I am making you wait
It's too long, so here it goes.
She found him in the bed with Gwendolyn
Gwendolyn, in her words, is her best friend
They grew up in a time of...
#ForbiddenLove
#girlfriend
#husband
#lust
#wife
159 reads
8 Comments
none of us have changed
your family are normal happy loud shouty people whom you say I’m rude to for taking myself off with a book but that’s the bloke you married
#husband
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Your Brother Barry
I just got a call from
Your brother, Barry
Complaining about
His mean wife Mary
Claimed things between them
had gotten very hairy
Actually, more like really scary
He didn't know why
He'd ever gotten married
I didn't have even a hunch
That's when he told me
"Thanks so much but
I fixed her hinney for good
By making believe she was food
He just chopped her up
Cooked her whole body
And served it up for lunch
Your brother, Barry
Complaining about
His mean wife Mary
Claimed things between them
had gotten very hairy
Actually, more like really scary
He didn't know why
He'd ever gotten married
I didn't have even a hunch
That's when he told me
"Thanks so much but
I fixed her hinney for good
By making believe she was food
He just chopped her up
Cooked her whole body
And served it up for lunch
#husband
#marriage
#men
#murder
#wife
173 reads
6 Comments
Your Brother Barry
I just got a call from
Your brother, Barry
Complaining about
His mean wife Mary
Claimed things between them
had gotten very hairy
Actually, more like really scary
He didn't know why
He'd ever gotten married
I didn't have even a hunch
That's when he told me
"Thanks so much but
I fixed her hinney for good
By making believe she was food
He just chopped her up
Cooked her whole body
And served it up for lunch
Your brother, Barry
Complaining about
His mean wife Mary
Claimed things between them
had gotten very hairy
Actually, more like really scary
He didn't know why
He'd ever gotten married
I didn't have even a hunch
That's when he told me
"Thanks so much but
I fixed her hinney for good
By making believe she was food
He just chopped her up
Cooked her whole body
And served it up for lunch
#husband
#marriage
#men
#murder
#wife
173 reads
6 Comments
Your Brother Barry
I just got a call from
Your brother, Barry
Complaining about
His mean wife Mary
Claimed things between them
had gotten very hairy
Actually, more like really scary
He didn't know why
He'd ever gotten married
I didn't have even a hunch
That's when he told me
"Thanks so much but
I fixed her hinney for good
By making believe she was food
He just chopped her up
Cooked her whole body
And served it up for lunch
Your brother, Barry
Complaining about
His mean wife Mary
Claimed things between them
had gotten very hairy
Actually, more like really scary
He didn't know why
He'd ever gotten married
I didn't have even a hunch
That's when he told me
"Thanks so much but
I fixed her hinney for good
By making believe she was food
He just chopped her up
Cooked her whole body
And served it up for lunch
#husband
#marriage
#men
#murder
#wife
173 reads
6 Comments
Your Brother Barry
I just got a call from
Your brother, Barry
Complaining about
His mean wife Mary
Claimed things between them
had gotten very hairy
Actually, more like really scary
He didn't know why
He'd ever gotten married
I didn't have even a hunch
That's when he told me
"Thanks so much but
I fixed her hinney for good
By making believe she was food
He just chopped her up
Cooked her whole body
And served it up for lunch
Your brother, Barry
Complaining about
His mean wife Mary
Claimed things between them
had gotten very hairy
Actually, more like really scary
He didn't know why
He'd ever gotten married
I didn't have even a hunch
That's when he told me
"Thanks so much but
I fixed her hinney for good
By making believe she was food
He just chopped her up
Cooked her whole body
And served it up for lunch
#husband
#marriage
#men
#murder
#wife
173 reads
6 Comments
Your Brother Barry
I just got a call from
Your brother, Barry
Complaining about
His mean wife Mary
Claimed things between them
had gotten very hairy
Actually, more like really scary
He didn't know why
He'd ever gotten married
I didn't have even a hunch
That's when he told me
"Thanks so much but
I fixed her hinney for good
By making believe she was food
He just chopped her up
Cooked her whole body
And served it up for lunch
Your brother, Barry
Complaining about
His mean wife Mary
Claimed things between them
had gotten very hairy
Actually, more like really scary
He didn't know why
He'd ever gotten married
I didn't have even a hunch
That's when he told me
"Thanks so much but
I fixed her hinney for good
By making believe she was food
He just chopped her up
Cooked her whole body
And served it up for lunch
#husband
#marriage
#men
#murder
#wife
173 reads
6 Comments
Man
Man, the softness of your presence
like rain that awakens the aroma of the earth.
Your essence penetrates deeply
in the roots of my soul, nourishing.
The days are adorned by your scrumptious joy
where every moment shared is a feast for the spirit.
You are the warmth of the sun on winter days
a beacon guiding through the darkness.
You dwell in me not as a guest
but as an integral part of who I am.
Your smiles echo in my memories
drawing serene landscapes in my thoughts.
You are the calm in the chaos, the gentle...
like rain that awakens the aroma of the earth.
Your essence penetrates deeply
in the roots of my soul, nourishing.
The days are adorned by your scrumptious joy
where every moment shared is a feast for the spirit.
You are the warmth of the sun on winter days
a beacon guiding through the darkness.
You dwell in me not as a guest
but as an integral part of who I am.
Your smiles echo in my memories
drawing serene landscapes in my thoughts.
You are the calm in the chaos, the gentle...
#husband
#love
#marriage
#men
#mirror
174 reads
10 Comments
DU Poetry : Poems for and About Husbands Published by Members Recently Online