Popular Poems About Food
#food
I pay for certain things in Cash $$$
Yeah CASH
Remember that stuff ?
Booze for one
Don't need the government tracking me
Massages and hand jobs from Sha Sha
The massage is marginal
She handles dicks all day
Perfection man
Just the right amount of tension
Then release
Cash for her
No tracking Sha Sha
Hopefully she's not deported
Restaurant meals
Nothing worse than paying for a meal
3 weeks later on your cc card
With tax and tip that burger, beer and fries
What's that cost ?
It's Nueva York
You don't want to know ...
Remember that stuff ?
Booze for one
Don't need the government tracking me
Massages and hand jobs from Sha Sha
The massage is marginal
She handles dicks all day
Perfection man
Just the right amount of tension
Then release
Cash for her
No tracking Sha Sha
Hopefully she's not deported
Restaurant meals
Nothing worse than paying for a meal
3 weeks later on your cc card
With tax and tip that burger, beer and fries
What's that cost ?
It's Nueva York
You don't want to know ...
#culture
#food
#LifeAsAWriter #money
#LifeAsAWriter #money
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17 Comments
Part of a complete breakfast
As I reached for a spoon in my kitchen drawer
My hand could sense a growing displeasure
What the hell was I seeing?
Something was crawling on my spoon
It was a Cockroach!
I went into the cabinet, to grab my favorite cereal bowl
The Flintstones that is, Fruity Pebbles, Yum!
As I looked into the cereal bowl,
There were three roaches taking a shit on top of the other
Disgusting!
I know, I know,
Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids
And yes I know the honey nut will help me lower my cholesterol
And I know there's...
My hand could sense a growing displeasure
What the hell was I seeing?
Something was crawling on my spoon
It was a Cockroach!
I went into the cabinet, to grab my favorite cereal bowl
The Flintstones that is, Fruity Pebbles, Yum!
As I looked into the cereal bowl,
There were three roaches taking a shit on top of the other
Disgusting!
I know, I know,
Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids
And yes I know the honey nut will help me lower my cholesterol
And I know there's...
#dirty
#food
#home #satirical
#home #satirical
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10 Comments
Fast & Easy
I'm in a library with my girlfriend
We're listening to some guy talk about politics
Pro this, anti that
He sounded like an ignorant asshole
He looks into his small, uninterested audience and says that he's looking for a great place to get some dinner
My girlfriend gets up and says, "Would you like a great meal or something fast & easy?"
He says, "I'm looking for fine dining with a romantic ambience."
She says, "I have the perfect place for a great meal and something that's fast & easy"
She takes his hand & leaves
We're listening to some guy talk about politics
Pro this, anti that
He sounded like an ignorant asshole
He looks into his small, uninterested audience and says that he's looking for a great place to get some dinner
My girlfriend gets up and says, "Would you like a great meal or something fast & easy?"
He says, "I'm looking for fine dining with a romantic ambience."
She says, "I have the perfect place for a great meal and something that's fast & easy"
She takes his hand & leaves
#food
#girlfriend
#hurt
#politics
#rejection
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6 Comments
On slicing a Kiwi Fruit
Like cracking a pebble and finding a fossil —
that no eyes have ever seen
there you were, unexpected —
a little green face gazing,
from the kitchen worktop.
My heart sighed,
seeing your pip eyes, beady, staring
knowing nothing of shape or colour;
Breakfast waited, while I stood
blinking at this sudden kiwi-creature,
tiny flat Martian,
helpless as a planet
without a mothering star;
I cradled you in my palm.
Silent
without whimper or wail,
did you exist before the cut? Would you exist ...
that no eyes have ever seen
there you were, unexpected —
a little green face gazing,
from the kitchen worktop.
My heart sighed,
seeing your pip eyes, beady, staring
knowing nothing of shape or colour;
Breakfast waited, while I stood
blinking at this sudden kiwi-creature,
tiny flat Martian,
helpless as a planet
without a mothering star;
I cradled you in my palm.
Silent
without whimper or wail,
did you exist before the cut? Would you exist ...
#childhood
#fairies
#food #magic
#food #magic
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6 Comments
It needs to be Italian Food, or I don't eat
Feast on carbohydrates
Cavatelli, Angel Hair, Mezzi Rigatoni....Great!!
Manicotti, Tortellini, Fussili....Divine!
Tagliatelle and Farfalle are okay, but never as good as Stuffed Shells
You better cook my pasta Al Dente, cause if you don't, I will destroy you!
Cavatelli, Angel Hair, Mezzi Rigatoni....Great!!
Manicotti, Tortellini, Fussili....Divine!
Tagliatelle and Farfalle are okay, but never as good as Stuffed Shells
You better cook my pasta Al Dente, cause if you don't, I will destroy you!
#food
#funny
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4 Comments
A Chocolately Drink That's Neat
Chocolate Milk, Chocolate Milk, You're very sweet
Chocolate Milk, Chocolate Milk, You're everything I need
Chocolate Milk, Chocolate Milk, From my head to my feet
Chocolate Milk, Chocolate Milk, Drink for a good night sleep.
Quicky, a rabbit who seems very nice
Bosco's syrup has always enticed
Hershey's Chocolate Milk, I'll never think twice
Swiss Miss Chocolate Milk is watery, with no bite.
My Chocolate Milk, needs to be sweet
My Chocolate Milk, quenches in the heat
My Chocolate Milk, stirred just right
My...
Chocolate Milk, Chocolate Milk, You're everything I need
Chocolate Milk, Chocolate Milk, From my head to my feet
Chocolate Milk, Chocolate Milk, Drink for a good night sleep.
Quicky, a rabbit who seems very nice
Bosco's syrup has always enticed
Hershey's Chocolate Milk, I'll never think twice
Swiss Miss Chocolate Milk is watery, with no bite.
My Chocolate Milk, needs to be sweet
My Chocolate Milk, quenches in the heat
My Chocolate Milk, stirred just right
My...
#food
#rhyming
#funny
48 reads
7 Comments
I'm Sick Of Her!
Kind of sick of my wife
This marriage is getting the best of me
All she does is complain, nag, whine and bark orders
I could divorce her
I could up & leave
I'm just lazy I guess
I zone out most of the time
I'll escape by writing poems or stories
Other times I'll exercise or go for a walk or bike ride
I always keep myself busy
I'm a perfectionist
Our home is always clean, organized and neat
She knows how well I take care of everything and knows she don't need to lift a finger
The one thing she does is cook ...
This marriage is getting the best of me
All she does is complain, nag, whine and bark orders
I could divorce her
I could up & leave
I'm just lazy I guess
I zone out most of the time
I'll escape by writing poems or stories
Other times I'll exercise or go for a walk or bike ride
I always keep myself busy
I'm a perfectionist
Our home is always clean, organized and neat
She knows how well I take care of everything and knows she don't need to lift a finger
The one thing she does is cook ...
#FeelingTrapped
#fiction
#food
#satirical
#wife
58 reads
6 Comments
personal comforts
politics can be awful if things don’t
go your way read british library
crime classics, and for breakfast,
I’d suggest, hot buttered crumpets ..
go your way read british library
crime classics, and for breakfast,
I’d suggest, hot buttered crumpets ..
#books
#food
#politics
49 reads
2 Comments
The Mouth Amends
#food
#lust
#prison #sex
#prison #sex
151 reads
2 Comments
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