Christmas Seeking Friendly Advice Poems
#Christmas
DevilsChild
Poem Published
24th Dec 2024 8:05am
24th Dec 2024 8:05am
Almost Christmas
worked all year
been through fucking hell
I swear shit gets worse and worse
yet still
I feel
a certain feeling
finally I can get some time off
a holiday to forget
drink my favorite eggnog
flirting with Mrs. Claus
words can’t express
just what a horny fuck I am
but Christmas Eve is a time for joy
finding toys to stuff in her stocking
tomorrow is family and blah blah blah
till then get the sucking
I want to keep cumming
seeing how far I can shoot my load
catch it with your lips
or...
been through fucking hell
I swear shit gets worse and worse
yet still
I feel
a certain feeling
finally I can get some time off
a holiday to forget
drink my favorite eggnog
flirting with Mrs. Claus
words can’t express
just what a horny fuck I am
but Christmas Eve is a time for joy
finding toys to stuff in her stocking
tomorrow is family and blah blah blah
till then get the sucking
I want to keep cumming
seeing how far I can shoot my load
catch it with your lips
or...
#Christmas
#dirty
#erotic
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missjem56
Poem Published
23rd Dec 2024 11:34pm
23rd Dec 2024 11:34pm
S'now Joke!
Need to rant!!!!
I will never help anyone again......EVER! I'm too kind hearted, or I'm too stupid..... 😞
Yesterday it was so cold out that i took a man into my flat out of the kindness of my heart, i felt so sorry for him, poor thing was standing stiff and frozen out in the cold. i turned up the heating and let him stay overnight. However this morning he had just vanished. Not a word...not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him.
The last straw?!?! When I realized he had peed all over the floor of the flat
! That's the “thank you” I get for being good to...
I will never help anyone again......EVER! I'm too kind hearted, or I'm too stupid..... 😞
Yesterday it was so cold out that i took a man into my flat out of the kindness of my heart, i felt so sorry for him, poor thing was standing stiff and frozen out in the cold. i turned up the heating and let him stay overnight. However this morning he had just vanished. Not a word...not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him.
The last straw?!?! When I realized he had peed all over the floor of the flat
! That's the “thank you” I get for being good to...
#Christmas
#funny
#satirical
#snow
#surreal
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randyjohnson
Poem Published
23rd Dec 2024 12:55pm
23rd Dec 2024 12:55pm
It Wasn't A Wonderful Life
Some people were upset and they said it was unfair.
George Bailey killed old man Potter and he went to the electric chair.
George discovered that the eight thousand was stolen by Potter.
George became enraged and he was angry enough to slaughter.
George went to Potter's house with his gun and he shot him through the heart.
As they strapped George to the electric chair, he knew his decision wasn't smart.
George refused to have his head shaven and his hair burst into flames.
Poor George truly became a hot head and he only had himself to blame.
George...
George Bailey killed old man Potter and he went to the electric chair.
George discovered that the eight thousand was stolen by Potter.
George became enraged and he was angry enough to slaughter.
George went to Potter's house with his gun and he shot him through the heart.
As they strapped George to the electric chair, he knew his decision wasn't smart.
George refused to have his head shaven and his hair burst into flames.
Poor George truly became a hot head and he only had himself to blame.
George...
#death
#fiction
#murder
#parody
#Christmas
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tell_me_wy
Poem Published
23rd Dec 2024 6:02am
23rd Dec 2024 6:02am
Mistletoe
Here
Beneath
The mistletoe,
Her kisses come
Soft and slow.
Beneath
The mistletoe,
Her kisses come
Soft and slow.
#Christmas
#erotic
#lover
#passion
#sensual
166 reads
4 Comments
AspergerPoet56
Poem Published
23rd Dec 2024 6:00am
23rd Dec 2024 6:00am
The Plump Problem
santa clause is fat
he won't make it down the chmney
no presents this year
he won't make it down the chmney
no presents this year
#Christmas
#senryu
#TruthOfLife
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backdeckbenny
Poem Published
22nd Dec 2024 7:10pm
22nd Dec 2024 7:10pm
Dr Zeus
The earth, and I don't mean the planet, provides us with everything and I mean everything.
We are all made from the earth.Look around you,.can you see anything that doesn't come out of the earth?Even the person sitting in front of you is made from earthly elements.
Like every caring parent,the earth not the planet, will keep giving until it can give no more.It won't stop caring, its just that there will be nothing left to give.
The Lorax knew the truth but we haven't listened.Santa fills his sack with earthly things.Chritmas tables are set with earthly things.We...
We are all made from the earth.Look around you,.can you see anything that doesn't come out of the earth?Even the person sitting in front of you is made from earthly elements.
Like every caring parent,the earth not the planet, will keep giving until it can give no more.It won't stop caring, its just that there will be nothing left to give.
The Lorax knew the truth but we haven't listened.Santa fills his sack with earthly things.Chritmas tables are set with earthly things.We...
#Christmas
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Poeticking81
Poem Published
22nd Dec 2024 5:14pm
22nd Dec 2024 5:14pm
This poem is called Merry Christmas
It was cold .....
Yes...very cold outside....
.....but for some reason.....
.....
I felt warm....!!!!
.....
I didn't know why....
No....I couldn't figure it out....
.....for there was ice....in the streets....
grey clouds above....
and even a little snow....falling down.....
......and yet...
I felt warm.....so warm within......
......and
I couldn't see why....
......no....I couldn't see how.....
But then I knew......
......
Yes......
......
.......for soon....in just a few days...... ...
Yes...very cold outside....
.....but for some reason.....
.....
I felt warm....!!!!
.....
I didn't know why....
No....I couldn't figure it out....
.....for there was ice....in the streets....
grey clouds above....
and even a little snow....falling down.....
......and yet...
I felt warm.....so warm within......
......and
I couldn't see why....
......no....I couldn't see how.....
But then I knew......
......
Yes......
......
.......for soon....in just a few days...... ...
#Christian
#Christmas
#God
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DetectiveOGasm
Poem Published
21st Dec 2024 1:36pm
21st Dec 2024 1:36pm
Candy Cane Kisses
The candy cane
and that hook
you thought it was quite inventive
how he used it on you
dragging it along the skin
pushing it a little bit in
tasting a little sample
of mint and you
And it certainly worked
to impress,
only amplifying
how you felt
in that short Christmas dress
Of course, it was only the start.
and that hook
you thought it was quite inventive
how he used it on you
dragging it along the skin
pushing it a little bit in
tasting a little sample
of mint and you
And it certainly worked
to impress,
only amplifying
how you felt
in that short Christmas dress
Of course, it was only the start.
#Christmas
#erotic
#sex
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2 Comments
DetectiveOGasm
Poem Published
14th Dec 2024 11:49am
14th Dec 2024 11:49am
Can't Get Back To Sleep
Wide awake at 5 am
and slightly frustrated
on this cherished Saturday
This is the day I can sleep in,
but this brain won't let me
Thinking about things I've put off
and how I'm being screwed over by someone
Not a healthy start,
I agree.
And then there is Christmas.
Working in retail,
it takes on a whole new dimension
those songs relentless since November
almost encouraging a rebellious urge
to resist it as long as possible
It will be another gamble
to see if that thoughtfulness ...
and slightly frustrated
on this cherished Saturday
This is the day I can sleep in,
but this brain won't let me
Thinking about things I've put off
and how I'm being screwed over by someone
Not a healthy start,
I agree.
And then there is Christmas.
Working in retail,
it takes on a whole new dimension
those songs relentless since November
almost encouraging a rebellious urge
to resist it as long as possible
It will be another gamble
to see if that thoughtfulness ...
#Christmas
#emotions
#sleep
78 reads
6 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
3rd Dec 2024 1:21am
3rd Dec 2024 1:21am
Happy Families
Christmas
for
feuding
At
old
dislikes
lain
brooding
Kin
dread
fiasco
by Jemia
for
feuding
At
old
dislikes
lain
brooding
Kin
dread
fiasco
by Jemia
#Christmas
#family
#LifeStruggles #satirical
#LifeStruggles #satirical
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randyjohnson
Poem Published
2nd Dec 2024 3:39pm
2nd Dec 2024 3:39pm
Merry Christmas, Mom - Part XII
You were my mother until I was forty-one.
I was fortunate and lucky to be your son.
December has arrived and Christmas is near.
Life would be better if you were still here.
You were the best woman that I've ever known.
But since you died, I've spent Christmases alone.
If you and I could share another Christmas, it would be great.
But you died over eleven years ago and it was a terrible fate.
I still miss you to this day and that is certainly true.
Have a Merry Christmas, Mom, everybody loves you.
I was fortunate and lucky to be your son.
December has arrived and Christmas is near.
Life would be better if you were still here.
You were the best woman that I've ever known.
But since you died, I've spent Christmases alone.
If you and I could share another Christmas, it would be great.
But you died over eleven years ago and it was a terrible fate.
I still miss you to this day and that is certainly true.
Have a Merry Christmas, Mom, everybody loves you.
#Christmas
#mother
#nonfiction
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missjem56
Poem Published
1st Dec 2024 00:13am
1st Dec 2024 00:13am
Trans Reindeers With The Hump
Tis now the eve of december
A time to remember
NOT to watch tv
Avoid christmas ads, and emails
If anyone brings christmas into any conversation
Grunt audibly, then say "bah humbug!"
Then wander off, grumbling incoherently
Ironic that the first santa
Came to us from 11th century Turkey
Sounds like he was hatched!
Turkey, and santa, are you kidding me?
When santa lived in Turkey, he had no reindeer
And managed without for over 600 hundred years
Perhaps he used camels instead
Imagine six camels soaring into the night...
A time to remember
NOT to watch tv
Avoid christmas ads, and emails
If anyone brings christmas into any conversation
Grunt audibly, then say "bah humbug!"
Then wander off, grumbling incoherently
Ironic that the first santa
Came to us from 11th century Turkey
Sounds like he was hatched!
Turkey, and santa, are you kidding me?
When santa lived in Turkey, he had no reindeer
And managed without for over 600 hundred years
Perhaps he used camels instead
Imagine six camels soaring into the night...
#Christmas
#funny
#parody
#satirical
#surreal
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