FUCKING ANNOYING

TIRED OUT ...WENT TO BED
THE WIFE WANTED TO READ
JUST DROPPING OFF..ON THE VERGE OF SLEEP
THEN SHE SQUIRMED AND WRIGGLED                                      
LET COLD AIR UNDER THE SHEET
TURNED THE MAGAZINE PAGE CRACKLE BLOODY CRACKLE
IN THE STILL OF NIGHT IT SOUNDED  LOUD
AGAIN AND AGAIN IT HAPPENED..I GOT REAL MAD
WRIGGLE,SQUIRM COLD AIR CRACKLE PAGE OPEN
I lifted up me head ..pissed off
WHAT IN HELL ARE YOU PLAYING AT
I asked in barely suppressed rage
she replied I'M ONLY WETTING MY FINGER TO TURN THE PAGE