Gothic Key of Life (not a poem)

In order for the Gothic Key of life to work you must unlock the six attributes within you if you want to find all six stones (black, red, silver, dark green, dark-blue, and orange). Once you start to unlock the attributes you have to continue there will be no stopping or turning back. The way to unlock each attribute is as follows:

•      The first attribute is darkness and the color of the stone is black. To unlock this attribute you must stop thinking that life is all about fun, happiness, and love because these feelings are distractions in life. Instead you should think that life is all about boredom, depression, and hatred because life will just disappoint you as you get older.

•      The second attribute is fire and the color of the stone is red. To unlock this attribute you must control the fire in your soul and only then will you be able to control your anger and fears. If you don’t control the fire you will never be able to control your anger or fears and you will probably go insane.

•      The third attribute is destruction and the color of the stone is silver. To unlock this attribute you must destroy all items that remind you of love, happiness, and fun events from your past.

•      The fourth attribute is misfortune and the color of the stone is dark green. To unlock this attribute you must accept who you are and stop listening to others that say that you are a monster because of what you wear, how you act, and what you believe in but in reality they are the true monsters because they want you to act like them and be who you are not.

•      The fifth attribute is cold-hearted and the color of the stone is dark blue. To unlock this attribute you must allow all the depressing, fearsome, evil, dark, destructive, and psychotic thoughts inside of your mind no matter who or what they are about. Just because the thought could be you hurting someone doesn’t mean you are actually hurting them in real life since you are in control of what you do and not your thoughts.

•      The sixth and final attribute is life and the color is orange. To unlock this attribute you must prove to yourself that you have changed throughout this process by being the person you are suppose to be and not letting anyone tell you different.

Once you unlock an attribute the location of the stone that corresponds with the attribute will be revealed to you. After finding and placing all six stones in their place on the key you will receive a symbol of the Gothic King SKELETONKING. Then from that point and on you will no longer have to be who you are not and you will be able to be who you are, believe in what you what, and act however you want not letting anyone change the fact that you are a Goth and you are proud of it.