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"My A-Z Guide to Life, Love & Sex" ... A Poem written by Big Virge 30/4/2006

This poem ... Reflects .......
on my ... A-Z guide ...... �
to .... Life, Love & Sex ..... �
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"A" .... is for Adore .... �
or .... better still ... Amour ... !!!!! �
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Feelings that lovers .... �
Should go through .... fa' sure .... !!!!! �
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"B" ... is for ... Beauty �
Beyond ... Skin Deep ... �
and ... "B" ... is for Bed ... �
where lovers have ... sex ... �
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"C" ... is for ... Cup �
from which you drink ... Love ... �
or ... FIRM ... "DD's" .... �
with ... Nipples to ... Suck ... !!! �
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"C's" ... also for ... Come ... �
or ... Climax ... for some ... �
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A GREAT ... part of sex ... !!! �
but ... NOT always ... Love ... !!! �
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Now "D" ... is for Dick ... �
which could be defined as ... �
Mens ... " Sexual Stick " ... �
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"D's" also ... for diving ... �
between ... Pussy Lips ... !!!!! �
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"E" is for ... " Ecstatic ' ... !!!!! �
when ... LOVE ... brings you kids ... �
and also ... " ERECTION " ... !!! ... �
and that's an ... example ... �
of ... "Love-Sex" ... Connections ... �
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"F" ... is for ... Fun ... �
when you are ... In Love ... !!! �
and is also for ... �
Sex Acts ... from a ... Whore ... !!! �
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"G" is for ... G-Spots ... !!!!! �
that help to ... " Unlock " ... �
the keys to her ... " Bod " ... �
and the word after ... " Ohhhhh " ... �
when she's ... sitting on top ... �
and her bed starts to ... Rock ... !!!!!! �
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"H" ... is for ... HOT ... !!! �
and is for ... " Helllooooo " ... !!!!!! �
when she gives the ... " Green Light " �
to ... OPEN ... Her Thighs ... �
and walk down that ... Road ... �
where Dick ... likes to go ... !!!!! �
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" I " ... ofcourse .... �
is for ... Intercourse ... �
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Need I say ... anymore ... ?!? �
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"J" is for ... JOY ... !!!!! �
when sex is ... Enjoyed ... �
Without ... Batteries ... �
or .... Sexual Toys .... !!!!! �
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"K" is for ... Keys ... �
to ... Loves' Mysteries ... ??? �
and ... Keys to ... The Heart ... �
of that ... " Special ' ... Lady ... !!!!! �
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"L" ... is for ... �" LOVE " ... �
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when feeling her ... " Touch " ... !!! �
Especially when ... �
You can't get ... Enough ... �
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"M" ... is for ... Music ... �
for Love ... You should use it �... �
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Music can work ... Quicker ... �
than waiting for ... " Cupid " ... !!! �
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"N" ... is for ... Nude ... �
and number ... like ... " Two " ... �
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A number ... True Lovers ... �
are ... " Strictly Into " ... !!!!!!!! �
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While "O" ... is for ... Orgies ... �
and ... Liberal Crews ... �
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Now ... I am ... NO PRUDE ... !!!!! �
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But ........... �
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Orgies .... aren't for ... Lovers ... !!! �
Don't get it ... Confused ... !!! ... �
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Can't forget ... " Orgasms " ... !!! �
some hit girls like ... " Spasms " ... !!!!!!!! �
and that's when you ... KNOW ... �
you've hit the ... RIGHT NOTE ... �
with your ... Sexual Show ... !!!!!!!!!!! �
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"P" ... is for ... Pussy ... !!! �
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The ONLY Black Hole ... �
where ... My Penis ... goes ... !!!!!!!!! �
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and ... NOT in a ... Cat ... !!!!!! �
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What's wrong with you man ... ?!?!?!?! �
You ... NEED to ... Steer Clear ... �
of ... Those Types of ... Sex Acts ... !!!!!!!!!!!! �
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"R" is for ... " Romance " ... �
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A Close Friend of ... Love's ... �
It's also for .... " RED " .... �
as in ... Red Hot Sex ... !!! �
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The kind that's ... forthcoming ... �
when silks on ... Her Legs ... !!! ... �
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Stockings or Suspenders ... �
make ... Most Men ... want ... Sex ... �
because they look ... " SEXY " ... !!!!!!!! �
on women like ... Breasts ... �
when suitably .... " Wet " .... �
with her legs ... "Nicely Spread" ... !!!!! �
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Now "S" ... is for ... " Sexual " ... �
as well as for ... " Sensual " ... �
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BOTH ... are ... Important ... !!! �
and YES ... " Instrumental " ... �
like ... " Pencil and Stencil " ... !!! �
in having ... " Great Sex ' ... !!! �
or ... Loving Until ... �
You ... " Run out of ......... breath ......... " �
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"T" ... is for ... TiPs ... !!! �
on ... " Relation - ships " ... �
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" Love " ... can be ... Tough ... �
and ... " Love " ... can mean much ... �
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"T's" ... also ... for Time ... �
I've spent ... on these rhymes ... !!! �
because ... Love ... and ... Sex �
aren't ... REALLY ... Close Friends ... �
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Sometimes it's ... Pretense ... �
that makes girls ... " Spread legs " ... �
and ... YES ... some men use it ... �
to get girls in ... Beds ... !!! ... �
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So ... take my advice ... �
as "T" ... is to ... Time ... �
Beginnings are ... Easy ... �
but ... Crossing the line ... �
is a ... True Test of ... Love ... �
cos' Love's ... Truly Blind ... !!!!! �
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"Love" ... should NOT need money ... !!! �
"Love" ... should NOT need style ... !!! �
"Love" ... Needs .... NO CONDITIONS ... !!! �
"Love" ... Needs us ... to find ... �
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Somebody to ... " LOVE " ... �
til' the day that we ... " DIE " ... !!!!! �
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So swiftly I move ... �
onto ... Letter ... "U" ... �
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"U" ... as in ... �
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" Unity and Unify " �
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Just like ... " The Bond " ... �
between ... Husband and Wife ... !!! �
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Nowwww ..."V" ... �
is for ... Voice ... �
to make the girls ... " Moist " ... �
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So ... make sure your vocals ... �
are smooth and ... " Top Choice " ... !!!!!! �
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Just like ... Big V ... !!!!!! �
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That's Right ... �
I mean ... ME ... !!!!! �
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"V's" ... also ... �
for ... Virge ... �
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So ... what'd you say ... Girls ... ? �
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Does my use of verse ... ? �
and ... Poetic Words ... �
Leave ... Parts of you ... Feeling ... �
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" Sexually Stirred " .... ?!? .... �
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'W" ... is for ... Why ... ??? �
Wordplay ... This Sublime ... �
when ... Neatly Designed ... �
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Can Be ... All that's Needed ... �
to part ... Womens' Thighs ... �
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because it seems like ... �
My Usage of ... Rhyme ... �
is making ... Sweet Love ... �
to their ... Bodies and Minds ... �
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That's why I take ... TIME ... �
with the words that I ... Write ... !!!!! �
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Now ... " X ' ... is a ... Hard One ... !!! �
But .... " X " ... marks the spot ... �
where ... Sex meets it's end ... �
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Did you catch what you read ... ?!? �
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Come on now ... !!! ... �
Stay with me ... !!! ... �
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Try spelling out ... " S.E.X. " �
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"Y" ... is for ... YES ... �
I will get in your bed ... !!! �
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Then " Y's " for ... Yippee ... !!!!!! �
It's time for ... " Sex Sprees " ... !!!!!!!! �
and parting her ... Knees ... �
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So ... what about ... Zee ... �
Sorry I mean ... " Zed " ... �
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Well ... "Z" ... is for ... ZEST ... !!! �
for ... " Life Love & Sex " ... �
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and ... is also ... The End ... �
of the ... yes ... " Alphabet " ... �
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It's also ... The End �
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of this ... Simple ... Poem ... �
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" My A-Z Guide to Life, Love & Sex " �
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A bit of fun ... !!! �
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Oh and yes I know Q was left out .... �
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Just for nitpickers ... �
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"Q" ... is for quilt �
under which Kids are built ... �
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I know, but it'll do .... �
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Bless up ... �
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