!ATTACK!

Now, for some odd reason, these group of people were compelled to approach me to tell me that someone died for me, someone that I didn't even know, right?  Now being only 6 years old, it kinda registered like, "huh?", but whatever.  So now they say that I have to confess sins.  Sins?  

What the fuck is sins, some kinda Chinese/Mongolian coins or somethin'? & I ain't steal shit! & who the fuck died for me?  I ain't ask they ass to? Now they tell me that this person, this man, died for my sins.  I asked them to say the word slowly: SSssseeeeennnns. Oh. OK.  But what the fuck are SSSEEeeeeennnnnns?
They smile & say the things I done wrong.

The things I done wrong in 6 years, what peed in the bed?  Hit my uncle in the face with my big red plastic bat when he was sleep, 'cause he didn't say sorry for scratchin' me behind my left ear?  My dick gets hard when I see naked women? I'm only 6, how much "wrong" things can I do in that span of time?  They ain't gotta know that I pee in the bed & I like lookin' at naked women, so I don't tell 'em shit, but I asked 'em, what this person looks like that died for me & what the fuck he do that for?

They said that he loves me & showed me a picture of some whiteman, that looked kinda hippy/sissified with brown hair to his shoulders, a long beard & blue eyes.  I'm bout to go tell my momma & daddy!  I don't play that freak shit!  Nu uh!  I don't like not gotdamn boys! Plus, I don't know who the fuck that is & I ain't ask his ass to die for me, so that his fault.  The people keep smiling at me.

So, when this whiteman die & where he from, California?  He look like the zig zag man without his hat, but in color, don't he?  The people just look at me without sayin' anything. They said that he comes from somewhere farther than California & asked them where.  I like geography & from my bag, I pull out my small atlas of the world & ask them to show me.  They point to Africa.  Wait a minute!  Wait a mu'phukin' minute here, gotdamnit!!

You mean to tell me that this man, this whiteman that love me is from Africa?  What he move there when he was a baby or somethin'?  They said he was born there?  He was born in Africa,when?  They said like almost 2,000 years ago. I asked 'em was his momma & daddy the only white people that lived in their neighborhood in Africa & ain't they said that they son is dead for somebody that ain't even know him?  Were they mad at me & you come to try to beat me up, 'cause they left a note & said when you see this little kid, beat him up, 'cause our son done died for his SSSSEEeeeeeeaaaannns, in love with him & we don't even know him, huh?

I ain't scared of y'all! I pull my chako sticks out my bag & do my Bruce Lee impersination!  WEeeeeeYAAAHHHHH! I jump up & crack the man on the right cheeck & the woman on her left knee.  They both fall to the ground in pain.  

I tell 'em that I'm gonna go tell my momma & daddy that they some freaks, tryin' to snatch kids,, by sayin' some whiteman that look hippy/sissified, that love 'em done died for some shit called SSSEEEeeeeaaaans, that sound like some money & I don't even know who the fuck he is.

So I kicked 'em both & ran home.  I told my momma what happened & she asked me where I got the chako sticks from.  

Shit!