VEUX-TU ETRE MON AMOUR?

 If I were to be… your paramour
Would you declaim to me like a troubadour

If I were a siren… a brazen coquette
Would you fall under my spell… or raucously deflect

If I were dishabille… setting my libido free
Would you call it polymorphous perversity

If I were your cosseted … tin god glorious
Would I also find you … most uxorious

If I rived my soul… to dance the dance
Would you reciprocate… or show insouciance

Or if I were a laureate… penning poems never written
Would I be bete-noir… or would you be smitten