You Owe Me $75,000

Authors Note:

This poem was written for a friend of mine
who had this conversation with her husbands
"Other Woman" .....give or take a few phrases...

Lindy...This One is For You

Hello...
how are you..
and I'm sorry for knockin on your door
and Im sorry to dissapoint you..
cause I'm drivin in my man's  Ford Explorer..

yes...I am his wife...
and dont look so surprised...
apparently we Both got
taken in by his lies...

Now wait...dont get cocky..
I did NOT come here to fight
Don't make me beat your ass...
cause girl... I'm tryinto be nice

Look...just let me in...
so we can talk about a thing or two...
If you are willing to listen...
then when Im done..
He MAY just belong to you!

That's right!... you heard me
Thats why I have a list from the last
5 years...
Of everything I went through
For all MY blood sweat & tears...
You know that car he rides you around in
I bought it....my name is on the note...
Oh you don't believe me..
well here's the title right here in my coat

Yep...and I hear how you brag to ya
friends about how "ya man" has
such a good job...
Well I AM THE WOMAN who put him through
college...baby girl I...  am the cause!
Oh yes and lets not forget...how much
is still owed on school loans....
Oh and also...the morgage on OUR HOME

Honey I know...this is shocking...
but ...you felt so good having my man
and have him you shall...
just as long as you understand....

You...Are gonna PAY ME BABY
for every time he caused me pain...
let him go for free....
Bitch.....you must be insane!

Oh no tears....for real
cause that's...just gone make me mad
and if you don't intend to pay me for my troubles
then all I can say is baby...well
that's just to bad

This man is MY investment...
and I'm not gonna let you
squander it away....
so....let him know
YOU MET HIS WIFE...
Now when he comes over here today...
you have a couple of hours
So take your time... decide...
So I suggest you move wisely
You home wreckin wrench...
before 9 pm tonight...

I told you I wasnt gonna hit you...
Im too much of a lady for that...
But if he comes and you keep him...
Then trust I WILL be back...

I want my money in small bills
20's and 50's in hard cold cash...

Now remember....if you don't pay
Im comin back To BEAT THAT ASS!


Have a nice day!