Kelly

It was thundering and lighting outside
branches scraping on the windows
i was warm and cozy sipping whiskey
in front of the fire place.
I had some heavy thinking to do, i
was planing on asking Kelly on a date
Kelly had heard all the pick up
lines before. She knew i was a
basket case She had brains class
and a nice ass. I was going to sit up
alnight so my move would be just right
it was going to be a long night it was going
to be hard to keep my mind off her pretty face
rock hard body.She was as fine as Boone farm wine
Eyes as blue as the sky. i ani,t no stocker
but when i ask her she will be a shocker.
i will be nerous as a chihuahua,i pray my
move will be just right, hoping she don,t
turn ice cold. It will hound me until the
end of time. i passed out and woke to
the sound of the answering machine it was Kelly
said she would love a date but was pissed
at the 3 am phone call i can,t remember.
Kelly said you better be straight hot dog i
got a date....



Happy V-Day to all you Far out folks on dup!
I cant fly in a plane i get get high enough