Horny Rhinosauras

I live in the lake--I am a rhinoceros.
I have very strong teeth, and bite very hard.
Watch out alligators, you're not the only big mouth out here!
I AM A RHINOCEROS!!

WAAAAAAAAOAOOOOOOUUUUU (trumpet sound)
Bloomp bloomp bloomp (ass so round)
Some people call me a river horse, but I am more like a unicorn.
I AM A HINOCEROS!!

I lied; I am not like a unicorn--but I'm just as majical.
I am certainly HORNY like one.
My "horn" thrusts so fast, cooking them so well.
I AM A HINOROS!!

Yesterday, I read a book about dinosaurs.
They don't like what I do to them...those hard dinosaurs.
LOL I am a "horny" "rhinoSAURAS".
I AM A HINPO!!

I met a leathery animal that looked like an elephant unicorn baby
It was a rhinoceros
I wish I was a rhinoceros.
I AM A HIPPO!!

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